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  1. So, how many brain dead platitudes can you think of? You know the ones that make you want to hurt people.

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    2. Chopkinsca

      Chopkinsca

      Oh No Its Kyle said:

      If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, who the FUCK is going to clean it up?! Not me!


      I like the Gary Larson's version: "If a tree falls on a mime in the woods and no one is around, does anyone care?"

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    4. The Ultimate DooMer

      The Ultimate DooMer

      Dunbar said:

      "It takes more muscles to frown than to smile!"

      What they do not take into consideration is how awesomely strong my face gets from "frown-work outs," so when I come to fight them, they can smile all they want, they will NOT be able to hurt my face! I have won the day, my grinning friend!


      Until you meet a gurner...

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