year 1) bashed my head on a wooden edge of a couch, didnt have to go the hospital, thick headed, left a scar
year 2) stuck my finger into a electrical outlet, twice
year 4) got knocked off the top bunk of a bunk bed by my sister, evil bitch
year 4) fell face first off my bike into the drive way
year 7) tripped and fell onto a rock that went into my knee about half an inch, got up and walked home
year 13) going fast down hill on my bike, ran over some gravel and was slung across the street and landed head first into the curb, no helmet. i was more worried about my bike anyways
year 14) playing american football and some 230+ pound guy fell on my head, was wearing a helmet. later lied to the medical guy to get back in and recovered a fumble which led to a touchdown.
year 16, 08-08-02: got hit in the side by a car that ran a red light and was speeding. the speeders car was demolished and my car had a 18 inch dent in it and it still runs fine. new earphones were busted, more worried about those than my ownself.
today: taking the time to think about what happened in my life, it hurts