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Oh No Its Kyle

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  1. One day, someone will create a unix virus. No one will ever know because no one creates unix viruses. And it will destroy the world because every thing ever created that runs on any form of unix will go *plop*. That's when people will learn that Microsoft viruses are not the way to go because everyone fends against them. Soon, people will start making Mac viruses. The Mac virus and the Unix virus will destroy half of the worlds computing systems. Soon the entire world of computing will crash like a drunk driver on ice...

    ...but then at that point, no Microsoft system will be damaged because no one was attacking them. Bill Gates' faithful company will rise to become the monopoly in the world of computing systems because nothing else exists anymore and the government trusts Gates to get all of our computer systems back up.

    Gates will then use this to his advantage and takes the world hostage, unlocking everything at his whim inside his multi-billion dollar computerized house. He then assumes title of God.

    And this, my friends, is why I should stop staying up till 4:00 in the morning. :/

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    2. Job

      Job

      dsm said:

      Everyone but Australia will end up nuking one another. Once the holocaust is over and nuclear winter sets in, everyone will be dead except for the Australians which will (still) be like "WTF mates!?"...But they'll die soon afterwards (...fucking kangaroos...).

      THE EIND!

      Best reference ever. But you forgot California, which will break off to join Hawaii ("yo"..."sup?") which will soon be accompanied by Alaska ("word").

    3. Twiztid

      Twiztid

      The world isn't going to end, just the life in this world.

    4. dsm

      dsm

      Job said:

      Best reference ever. But you forgot California, which will break off to join Hawaii ("yo"..."sup?") which will soon be accompanied by Alaska ("word").

      Didn't forget about it, but I wanted to keep the reference short and..uh..concise. I just wanted to get to all the "meat" :-P

      Oh yes and Alaska could come too.

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