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  1. Note to self: when in a supermarket, never ever piss of the elderly even if you are just joking around. Read before I explain why below:

    Me and my friend Mike were at the Publix while my mom was shopping around, and I suggested that I should go up to some random guy and say "Dad, is that you?" so we point out some old guy, looked like he was 50, looked kinda tough. I say it to him, he looks at me and walks away. At this point I yell "Dad wait dont leave me!" Biggest mistake I've ever made. The guy gets in my face with his New York accent and says "you wanna fuck with me buddy cause I'll punch you though the fucking roof you got me?" and being the smartass I am, I curled up in a ball on the ground and yelled "NO DADDY NO!"
    He uh, had a very short temper and was about ready to hit me before one of the managers came by and asked what was wrong. Funny, but also scary at the same time.

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    2. Relica Religia

      Relica Religia

      I'm going to tell you something in the utmost seriousness:


    3. Scuba Steve

      Scuba Steve

      ** AHhahahaha

    4. Bloodshedder


      Bloodskull said:

      Ehh, I actually was being a smartass in the store. I dont make that kinda shit up unless a conversation is going nowhere fast.

      Well then, it's so good to know that you are a genuine, Grade A moron.