Single Status Update
Me drunk, + 2 drunken buddies, & 3 drunk gals. Walking down the street, two cocky motherfuckers approach us. Start lippin us off. No real need to fuck with them 'cause they're good as dead being outnumbered so they fuck off down the street, we head in our direction. Their bitch asses come back. Try an tell us where to go, telling us we bitched out. I'm more of a pacifist so I just stood there ready to intervene rather than fuel the situation.
They were going on about how we were dead, and shouldn't look them in the eyes. Ignorant sons of bitches. They were screwed. Assuming they didn't pack any guns, which it's safe to assume in Canada, cause hardly anybody has one, let alone walks around with one. I just stood there watching the spectacle as my buddies were talking trash back to these idiots and getting ready to thrash. They finally bitched out and fucked off, and boy were they lucky. Aside from 3 drunken angry dudes against two of their pussy asses, we also had threee gals with very large knives in their purses. Nerve of some fucking people.
To all you Americans, honestly I don't hate you as individuals, but your government is truly fucking stupid, and is making you all look bad as people and as a nation. Your all very wonderful people. I love the dynamics of all the individuals on this board.