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Was the name of the movie I worked on yesterday. The plot has the makings of another cliche R rated comedy. Jaime Kennedy plays this dude who is somehow 12 years old still acting like it's the 80's but it's the present day and he's in a 30 year old man's body.
That's the easiest way I can describe with a signature runon sentence. Anyways the scene I was in was this hiphop nightclub scene. Before they shoot a take, they'd play this rap song, just to get everybody dancing. Then they'd call action and kill the music.
I got this retarded song in my head, having heard it all yesterday. Considering I can't really dance, I dance quite well. My whiteman boogey is extreme pwnage l33tz0rs on the floor. I was keepin it gangsta and thuggin' it lol.
Movies. LOL. The director, at least in his early 40's was telling us to keep it "Usherized". As he admitted he couldn't think of a better term, and had no real familiarity with trendy hiphop shit. To simulate people dripping with sweat from dancing, they put baby oil gel on us.
The highlight of the scene had to have been Rowdy Roddy Piper. Fuckin' Rowdy Roddy Piper man! Michael Rosenbaum (Lex Luther from Smallville) puts drugs in John Kennedy's drink. He then goes apeshit.
Anyways, eventually he starts tripping out to the point where he starts hallucinating. Rowdy Roddy Piper pops out of nowhere.
Roddy: "Are you on Drugs? Cause if you're on drugs you better pay the Piper!"
John: "No Rowdy Roddy Piper! I don't do drugs!"
Roddy: "Well then if you're not drugs, THEN IT MUST BE THE POWER OF THE HOTROD!" -when they were rehearsing this, right after he said that line he said "That line is so fucking gay! Who writes this shit!?"
Michelle Trachtenberg, (from Euro Trip) was also there. Michael Rosenbaum came up to this chick I was talking to and started hitting on her. Another highlight was Emmanuel Lewis (former childstar played Webster)
The protagonist pops out of nowhere and starts telling him about macking on ho's. It was priceless.