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  1. What can I say about whores? A buddy of mine's GF left for Australia, it was her going away celebration. Good times, drank alotta booze, it's the Canadian thing to do. The Canadian government never tells us how much money they collect in booze tax, but I imagine it being a fuckload.

    So tonight I ran into one of those high dollar whores. Afterwards most of us went to this Nightclub known as the Tonic on the Granville Strip. Anyways outside of there was this incredibly hot Dutch babe. I knew she was Dutch because of her passport from Holland she showed the bouncer.

    Sexy ass Brunette, supermodel, pornstar, centerfold, beautiful this babe was. She was with this dude in his late 40's who appeared to be of Philipino descent. She was either into millionares, or this guy bought himself a high dollar prostitute, and decided to "club" with her, before cashing in on all she's really worth.

    To prove my point, I tried hitting on her. Fearlessly, went up to her, introduced myself and started flirting wit her. Offered to buy her a drink and asked her to dance with me. Tried my best to seduced this goregeous babe. She politely declined all of such. I knew of course, the sole reason being, she was all in it for the money.

    Amazing, how beauty as such, can be so easily bought and sold.

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    2. kristus

      kristus

      WHORE!: -Me boom boom you velly long time!
      Silly geek: -Yeah, we'll do that too. But first we gotta go to this geek store so I can impress the other geeks there.

      The other geeks: -Cool, you found a prostitute that actually agrees to fuck you!

    3. Gokuma

      Gokuma

      Potgiesser neglected to mention that this is what he himself looks like.

    4. Sharessa

      Sharessa

      kristus said:

      WHORE!: -Me boom boom you velly long time!
      Silly geek: -Yeah, we'll do that too. But first we gotta go to this geek store so I can impress the other geeks there.

      The other geeks: -Cool, you found a prostitute that actually agrees to fuck you!

      Yeah, that's what I figured was going down. Fecking bizarre.

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