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There were a bunch of dudes at work that were like "We're goin to Richard's to play with his wii" So deciding to be a joker I says "You guys are gonna play with Richard's wee wee? You Guys are fuckin fags."
It never gets old. lol. Anyways a friend of mine had bought one so I've got back from his house after playing around with it for a while. Consumed a few beers while doing so. Very fun system, with innovative gameplay. FPS play like fucking crap on it though. I played that Red Steel game. At first it felt like I was mentally handicapped cause I kept spinning around. Then I realised I wasn't holding the remote in front of the sensor thingymabobber.
Was real weird using a remote and nunchuk. Very cool, but at the same time very awkward. To compensate for this, the game gives you health regeneration. If you had a mouse and keyboard, you'd pwn this game easily. But Wii tries to emulate a form of realism of moving your hand around and aiming at shit with the gun. Want to pick up a gun? Stand over the item and move the remote downwards. Pretty neato.
Graphics are pretty cool. That new Zelda game is most definitely the best newer school Zelda game ever. The N64 ones are teh gay, but this one is bitchin. There's also all these wii sports games. Those are hella fun.
Simplistic, but in there simplicity give way to competitive gameplay. It's real cool making the motions with the remote and seeing it translate on screen. We were joking around how some japanese perv will develop porno games with a dildo or vibrating device and the thrusting movements of the remote will cause vibrations lol. However there already is a PS2 game that can get girls off the with a usb vibrating device: http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives/2002/10/26/sex_in_games_rezvibrator.html
My Biggest complaint: remote batteries. They take two AA batteries which means and an unwanted $$$$ consumable. I suppose those new USB rechargable AA batteries coming to market would come in extremely handy.
Either that or they could have gone with an ion battery setup like some cordless mice. But then sketching crazed gamers would have to wait for them to charge before they could play it straight out of the box. I'm not in a hurry to run out and buy one, but when the price is right I'll get one.
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In my high-school there were one or two openly gay kids, one of which was 6'4 and prone to violent outbursts upon the ridicule of his sexuality. One on occasion a wannabe thug called him a faggot and ended up pile driven into a desk, crying and more than likely feeling really stupid. I'd like to introduce you two.
Back on topic, out of all the consoles on the market, the wii is the only one in quite a bit of time that sparks my interest. I'll always bet on the PC for my violent, graphics heavy FPS and RTS games, but the wii looks like a fun toy to have kicking around amongst my other three systems (NES, SNES and Sega Genesis).
In my high-school there were one or two openly gay kids, one of which was 6'4 and prone to violent outbursts upon the ridicule of his sexuality. One on occasion a wannabe thug called him a faggot and ended up pile driven into a desk, crying and more than likely feeling really stupid.