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  1. At work, a young man, maybe no older than myself, came into Tim Horton's. he asked me for a cup of ice water, because we'll give it away free. (until they install the chips in our heads.) What he said to me was quite possibly the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Of course, I'm in food service, so it won't be at the top for long.

    "Last time I got water here, there were brown and black spots in it."

    "No shit?" I mumbled back. It had been a long fucking day.

    "Yeah, and after a drank it-" OH FUCK HERE'S WHERE MY BRAIN JUST SAYS 'WHY GOD WHY.... "-I got sick and had diharrea for like a week."

    So, if you get sick from it, have some more.

    I can only hope he was kidding. I wouldn't be surprised if he wasn't because I've had people come in and ask me to put their hat in the microwave to dry it off.

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    2. Dco16

      Dco16

      Numbermind said:

      Holy crap, that's awesome!! I would so buy that.
      Sucks for you, though.


      If we sold cereal, and I gave you some, I would piss in it.

    3. Bucket

      Bucket

      The taste of your wee would be worth the millions I would sue your company for, and also the difficulty you would have finding another job.

      Yeah, that's right, I said it. I would "unknowingly" drink urine for that.

    4. Dco16

      Dco16

      Numbermind said:

      The taste of your wee would be worth the millions I would sue your company for, and also the difficulty you would have finding another job.

      Yeah, that's right, I said it. I would "unknowingly" drink urine for that.


      Well, it'd Horton's cereal, and it would probably taste better with the extra urine spice to it.

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