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Back when Action Doom had all the cool posters and stuff coming out, I put some in my binder along with a pic of Scuba Steve. Today I dug out those papers(again) and put them on my binders front cover sleeve. Then people started coming up and asking me who the guy is on the sleeve.
Kid: Hey, who's that guy on the front cover?
Me: It's Scuba Steve.
Kid: Who's Scuba Steve?
Me: Excuse me?
Kid: I said who is Scuba Steve?
Me: How did you go through your life not knowing who Scuba Steve is?
Kid: Dude, your gay.
Me: Nice Halloween Costume by the way.
Me: It's not Halloween yet so you can take off your jackass costume.
Kid: *Walks Away*
Kid: Hey, who's that guy?
Me: It's freakin' Scuba Steve.
Me: You play Doom?
Kid: Isn't that the Halo Rip-off?
Me: Jesus Christ.
Hot Chick: Hey is that Scuba Steve?
Hot Chick: Rip and Tear!
Not much point in that. Whatever anyway.
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Whatever Scuba. It's not like I'm a freakin' Action Doom teenie-bopper. Imagine this scenario then you can invent that time machine and kill yourself.
Announcer: We present...SCCCCUUUBBAAAA STEVE!
Random guy: YOU SUCK!
Teenie: OMG IT'S SCUBA!!! PICK ME SCUBA!!! HAVE IMPSEX WITH ME!!!
Scuba: Zip and Rar! Sweet Action! Get it? ACTION! HAHAHA!
Fuck it. I fail it.
Scuba Steve said:
Thanks, Steve. I didn't even watch that all the way through and it STILL made my IQ drop clear from 130 or higher to...Uh...13.