Cardboard Marty

Back when Action Doom had all the cool posters and stuff coming out, I put some in my binder along with a pic of Scuba Steve. Today I dug out those papers(again) and put them on my binders front cover sleeve. Then people started coming up and asking me who the guy is on the sleeve.

CASE 1:
Kid: Hey, who's that guy on the front cover?

Me: It's Scuba Steve.

Kid: Who's Scuba Steve?

Me: Excuse me?

Kid: I said who is Scuba Steve?

Me: How did you go through your life not knowing who Scuba Steve is?

Kid: Dude, your gay.

Me: Nice Halloween Costume by the way.

Kid: Wha?

Me: It's not Halloween yet so you can take off your jackass costume.

Kid: *Walks Away*
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CASE 2:
Kid: Hey, who's that guy?

Me: It's freakin' Scuba Steve.

Kid: Cool.

Me: You play Doom?

Kid: Isn't that the Halo Rip-off?

Me: Jesus Christ.
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CASE 3:
Hot Chick: Hey is that Scuba Steve?

Me: Yeah.

Hot Chick: Rip and Tear!
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Not much point in that. Whatever anyway.