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Marty Razor Kirra

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  1. Back when Action Doom had all the cool posters and stuff coming out, I put some in my binder along with a pic of Scuba Steve. Today I dug out those papers(again) and put them on my binders front cover sleeve. Then people started coming up and asking me who the guy is on the sleeve.

    CASE 1:
    Kid: Hey, who's that guy on the front cover?

    Me: It's Scuba Steve.

    Kid: Who's Scuba Steve?

    Me: Excuse me?

    Kid: I said who is Scuba Steve?

    Me: How did you go through your life not knowing who Scuba Steve is?

    Kid: Dude, your gay.

    Me: Nice Halloween Costume by the way.

    Kid: Wha?

    Me: It's not Halloween yet so you can take off your jackass costume.

    Kid: *Walks Away*
    -

    CASE 2:
    Kid: Hey, who's that guy?

    Me: It's freakin' Scuba Steve.

    Kid: Cool.

    Me: You play Doom?

    Kid: Isn't that the Halo Rip-off?

    Me: Jesus Christ.
    -

    CASE 3:
    Hot Chick: Hey is that Scuba Steve?

    Me: Yeah.

    Hot Chick: Rip and Tear!
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    Not much point in that. Whatever anyway.

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    2. Marty Razor Kirra

      Marty Razor Kirra

      Whatever Scuba. It's not like I'm a freakin' Action Doom teenie-bopper. Imagine this scenario then you can invent that time machine and kill yourself.

      _
      Announcer: We present...SCCCCUUUBBAAAA STEVE!
      Random guy: YOU SUCK!
      Teenie: OMG IT'S SCUBA!!! PICK ME SCUBA!!! HAVE IMPSEX WITH ME!!!
      Scuba: Zip and Rar! Sweet Action! Get it? ACTION! HAHAHA!
      -
      Fuck it. I fail it.

    3. KwadDamyj

      KwadDamyj

      Scuba Steve said:


      Thanks, Steve. I didn't even watch that all the way through and it STILL made my IQ drop clear from 130 or higher to...Uh...13.

    4. DOOM Anomaly

      DOOM Anomaly

      KwadDamyj said:

      Thanks, Steve. I didn't even watch that all the way through and it STILL made my IQ drop clear from 130 or higher to...Uh...13.

      You're most certainly welcome. :D

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