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  1. Going tomorrow to get my Chirari malformation corrected. If I don't post sometime next week, assume I'm dead and nothing of value was lost.



  2. I finally sold my 2001 black Pontiac Sunfire (a.k.a. Rustfire, a.k.a. Shitfire) to some sucker guy looking for a beater to get to work. It had 187000 kilometers and they literary had to toe it to their place.

    I got a whopping seven hundred bucks! I paid nine thousand a hundred kilometers/six years ago. The scrap dealer may have offered me a hundred with pickup.

    Feels good, man.

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    2. Technician

      Technician

      deathbringer said:

      You drove 100km in six years? Why did you have a car at all?

      Technically, I drove it for four years. I bought it used with eighty thousand on the clock, so I put roughly a hundred K's on the clock in four years. I had it parked on my dad's driveway for two. It made a great home for a chipmunk.

      Danarchy said:

      ._.

      lol

    3. Creaphis

      Creaphis

      Technician said:

      Technically, I drove it for four years. I bought it used with eighty thousand on the clock, so I put roughly a hundred K's on the clock in four years. I had it parked on my dad's driveway for two. It made a great home for a chipmunk.

      lol


      You mean 100 megameters. You call yourself a Canadian?

    4. bytor

      bytor

      We had an old Sunfire and I hated that car. I was constantly fixing something on the damn thing.

  3. As in fear of. You know, heeby geebies, what gives you the willy's? What makes your skin crawl? Face it, everyone has one. It’s nothing to be ashamed of.

    I'm an animal lover and I won't even kill a spider I find in my house but there are only a few creatures on Gods green earth I can't stand. First are the centipede and its cousin the millipede (I can stand them more). Second is the Earwig (I moved out of an apartment because it was infested with these bastards). Let’s just say I came to an understanding with insects that each has a purpose and a right to carry out its divine plan to keep balance but I personally find most bugs gross. What’s really weird is I have a fascination with insects and find them very interesting and fun to research. Just don't force me to touch a centipede for any reason because I may break out into tears.

    Does anyone else have some critter they find absolutely appalling.

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    2. Danarchy

      Danarchy

      Oh yeah, I can't stand the sight of blood. It's okay in movies when it's cartoonish (like Evil Dead), but otherwise I wince. I guess that's why I don't "get" Quentin Tarentino. I do like Pulp Fiction though...I just have to turn away at certain parts. I also have no problem with my own blood either, it's just other people's that worries me.

    3. Shadow Dweller

      Shadow Dweller

      i have no fears, only discomforts.

      for me snakes, they're cool, but keep them away from me.

      The dark kind of gets to be sometimes. It's that whole "Don't be afraid of the dark, be afraid of what's in it" theory. I always have this deep fear that somethings going to get me as soon as I turn out the lights. Nothing ever does. I'd hoped I'd be over it by now.


      a good blade usually handles that fairly well ;) it works for confidence and protection.

      my "fear" in the dark is that i might stub my toe on something.

    4. Janderson

      Janderson

      Bugs: Silverfish, I was eating at a mexican and three of the bastards fell on my head, not particularly scary but it definitely makes my skin crawl. Especially when they're crawling all over each other in clumps. Brr!

      Scares: Isolation. Went caving a week ago, had to turn the lights out, even though I was holding the feet of the guy crawling in front when it went quiet I began to get panicky, feeling really lonely, so I had to keep up some inane chatter to stop myself from losing it.

  4. http://www.indianpad.com/story/15119

    Maybe its acted I don't know, but it's funny.

    1. Bucket

      Bucket

      "Buddah call"... that's goddamn hilarious.
      Wait. Why aren't they speaking to each other in their native language?

    2. Technician

      Technician

      Like I said it was probably written but it’s funny.

      American girls use their mouths ;)



  5. I was diggin through some old photos and came across this. I cut this jack-o-lantern quite a few years back.

    Since Halloween is just over a week away, I thought this would be appropriate.

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    2. Scuba Steve

      Scuba Steve

      Ouchkin is in my blog.

    3. MaTT [TiK]

      MaTT [TiK]

      Happy new year!!

    4. Kid Airbag

      Kid Airbag

      I remember cutting a Cacodemon jack-o-lantern in like 1995 when I was 9 or so. It probably looked nothing like a Cacodemon, but it's the thought that counts.

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