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darknation said:

1) I am on the path to true enlightenment
2) Upon this path I find a human head
3) There is water alongside the path. It is wet.
4) There is a bear on the path. I shoot the fucker.
5) There is a wall in my way. It is made from dead bear.
6) Beyond the dead bear continues the path of enlightenment.

1.) This is your view of life.

2.) This one is your self image.

3.) This is your relationships with people.

4.) This is how you solve problems.

5.) This is your death.

6.) This is the afterlife.

Wait... so I am like an über-monk seeking true knowlage dispite the fact that I am a disjointed human head, my relationships with others could be best discribed as "A bit wet", I solve problems by blowing shit up and my death is going to come in the form of Dead Bears. After which I will be reincarnated into a fucking übermonk and the whole stupid cycle continues for ever and ever.

That's soooooo deep. If I didn't just want to blow your stupid fucking dead bear head off, I might learn something here.

1.) This is your view of life. ) Suspiciously pirate shaped, ouroboros.
2.) This one is your self image. ) A grey apple with holes in it.
3.) This is your relationships with people. ) Archaic, with many skeletons of small rabbits.
4.) This is how you solve problems. ) Pull out my glock and shoot it in the face.
5.) This is your death. ) Two feet high with pleasant flowers spelling, NO HOPE.
6.) This is the afterlife. ) A duck which presents me with a large bill.

1 2 & 3 are correct.
4 is ideal. 5 & 6 ... I am interpreting that my death will be a practical joke.

KingKill33 said:

After my trip to my anger management thingie today, I have a new little mind game to unleash. Okay, the basic idea; there will be six things, when you read them, write the first thing that comes to your mind. This is pretty much story telling. Okay, below I will specify the six things:

1.) You're on a path, describe the path.
2.) You come upon something in the middle of the path, what is it?
3.) There is water to the left of the path, describe the water.
4.) There is a bear in your path, what do you do?
5.) You come to a wall, describe the wall.
6.) You look over the wall, what is beyond the wall?

I will return at a later point to disclose my answers and the meaning behind this whole thing. Have fun.

1. It's long and twisty
2. A soccer ball
3. It is yellow and yummy
4. I give it some yummy water to calm it down
5. It looks like a wall with barbed wire
6. More water