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  1. Okay, so for no reason, me and some relatives are walking down the gravel road about 1 mile south of where we live. We hear something behind us, and just peeking over the top of the hill, we think we see a cougar, or a puma, or some dangerous animal. We run into a neighbor's driveway, where our car happens to be parked for some reason. We run right past the car, and fill into a tent that's right behind it.

    There's some jiggling in the tent. It's rocking back and forth. At this point, we realize that two of us evidently chose the car over the tent for protection. We ask the people in the car to drive behind the tent and see if the animal was there. It was.

    So at this point, we're back in our house, along with the tent, the car, and the animal. All inside the house. We're still trying to get inside the car. Eventually we outsmart the animal, and maneuver ourselves into the car through a door that was opened for us.

    At this point, the animal lunges at the car, and starts licking the window, which at this point turned into a giant ice cream cone with wheels.

    1. insertwackynamehere

      insertwackynamehere

      Cool, but cougars and pumas are the same thing.

    2. AndrewB

      AndrewB

      A lesson I have learned but repeatedly failed to accept or comprehend: My subconscious mind is smarter than my conscious mind.

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