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Julians been making jokes about me doing drugs so this is for him ;)
3 men (a belgian, a german and a french) have an audition for a new job
England. Just before the interview, someone tell them:
- OK, you'll have to formulate a sentence with the 3 words: "green",
and "yellow". First, the belgian says:
- I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in
evening I watch the Pink Panther on TV. Second, the german:
- I wake up in the morning, I see the yellow sun, the green grass and I
think to myself : I hope it will be a pink day. And the french:
- I wake up in ze morningk, I hear ze phone : "green.... green...
I pink up ze phone and I zay "Yellow?.
I value the funny at a 'heh' level.
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Loses: Gallic Wars, Italian Wars, War of the Spanish Succession, The Napoleonic Wars (there were victories, but look at the over all picture), The Franco-Prussian War, WWII, War in Indochina, Algerian Rebellion
Ties or near loses: Hundred Years War, Thirty Years' War, War of Devolution, The Dutch War, WWI, War of the Augsburg League.
A lot of the above are basically looked upon as loses.
France won in the French revolution though :D
Just wondering if you noticed Julian's title...
IN CHARGE and french
What in fucking hell, I could have sworn I already replied to this. I must be losing my mind.
Anyway, I think I said that yeah there might be some countries in europe with a higher count of losses, maybe like Russia (don't know, pulling this off the top of my head), but I don't know about that whole random thing.
Oh and heh, I know who Julian is and I also know he wouldn't go berserk over a few lame jokes. =P