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  1. I admit, I am a shy, chicken-shit coward. I blew my chance of getting this girl that I really liked. But no, I'm too much of a goddamned coward to do anything! I liked her since last year. I had my chances to ask her out, but since I'm an extremely shy person, I didn't! Goddamn myself! ARG!!! WHY DO I HAVE TO BE SO GODDAMMNED SHY!?!?!?!

    So anyways, I was walking to my usual hangout spot when I saw her walking with some guy. I was like "WTF?!? I thought she was single!" So I went out of sight for a bit and observed to make sure I wasn't mistaken. So I saw them, and they were holding hands, so I knew they were dating. "Damn!" I said to myself. Yeah, I was mad, but I somehow managed to shake it off. But then, I see something that still has me pissed off, even depressed, I guess. I saw them walking together, holding hands, after school. They stopped kinda close by to where I was standing with my friends, and what do they do? They fucking kiss... no, it was more like made out in front of me! Her friend was like cheering her on! "Goddammit! I can't believe I blew my chance!!!" I said in my head.

    So, the moral of my story is:
    "When it comes, sieze the opportunity! Don't be a coward and not do anything! You WILL miss your chance!"

    ...Well, that's not exactly the best moral, but I couldn't think of anything else.

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    2. Lizardcommando


      Ultraviolet said:

      Jeeeeesus fuck! Haven't you heard of alcohol, Lizardcommando? Do you know how many girls I attempted to hit on last night? Heh, I attempted to kiss one, and because she did not slap me (instead she pulled away), I assume I was only unsuccessful because she was either taken or doesn't like the smell of rum. There was this one I talked to for like an hour, but she was with one of the guys in one of the bands. I'm all about hitting on people who are taken, totally incompatible, don't go for drunk boys, or are shy... Meh. My methods are fine, but my targetting sucks. :P

      Yeah, I've heard of alcohol, and no, I don't drink. Why waste my time and money on something so stupid like alcohol? That's just my personal opinion. Besides, all my parents have are whiskey, gin, and sake. So yeah, my point is why bother?

    3. insertwackynamehere


      AndrewB said:

      You could go with kain's shotgun method, or you could think of life as something more than a Pokemon-esque mating game, and pretend not to care.

      Look, who's the one fucking the banana? ;-)

      BTW, I have the same shyness problem. I have no girlfriends, friends who are jerks, and enemies who take full advantage of me because of it :-P

    4. kain


      no, just do what i do, go out of your way to talk to girls. when i mean go out of your way, dont fly planes and jump through burning hoops and shit. just start a conversation about something. thats it.