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  1. IMJack


    I was able to get an mp3 of this whole thing from elsewhere. It was great. Jon Stewart knows exactly what he's talking about, and those poor clowns on Crossfire simply aren't able to defend themselves from it.
  2. IMJack

    Quick Advice [run out of ammo in hell]

    You've totally run out of ammo? Including the power-ups scattered around the Guardian's lair? Reload from a save game, and conserve ammo a little better in the other parts of Hell. Look for the ammo cache on the cliff edge after you fight the Hell Knight, and check the narrow ledge behind it for a treat.
  3. I think Betreuger was that demon. If he was being punished, I'd think they'd do something more severe than swallowing him whole like Mr. Fantastic. We'll find out when the expansion comes out.
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    did you put the guy out of his misery?

    I punched the hanging guy in the head. He did nothing but swing like a sack of sand.
  5. IMJack


    They're a little of both. Normal zombification won't produce anything as impressive as the commandos. Even though the commandos are dumber than the Z-Sec guards. The melee ones, you can just duck under the tentacle and blast them in the pants.
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    favorite (real) weapon

    I've only held a handful of weapons, and only fired two. Of the ones I've held, the TEC-9 was my favorite.
  7. IMJack

    emo music

    Fuck the genres, fuck the scenes, and only listen to music that you like. Some of the tracks in my own collection can be written off as "emo" by scenesters, but I like 'em anyway.
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    Dumb CD song ripping software

    Exact Audio Copy is "postcardware" and comes highly recommended. I've been using Audiograbber myself. I think most versions of Nero have some kind of CD ripper built in.
  9. IMJack

    word processor quandary

    You read too much Pratchett.
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    Anyone remember playing the Degenatron back in 1984? ;)
  11. I'm new at this whole "domain registration" bullshit. Help me out. What site should I register the domain with? Not GoDaddy, they just burned a friend of mine.
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    Great movie, scared the fuck outta me the first time I saw it. I've been dealing with spiders since I was a kid. They're not too bad. My dog likes to hunt the little ones. :)
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    If it's credibility you're going for, citing a URL called "Rumor Mill News" isn't the way to go. Yes, there's a seige in Falluja. Yes, innocents and Allies are losing their lives. There's this thing called 'war', it sucks. Unless you're doing something to actually change the way the world works, you're just blowing your wad over the Internet.
  14. IMJack

    There’s always something.

    My comp occasionally freezes during bootup, and I get this odd little error when I start the Add/Remove Programs utility, but otherwise it does pretty well, with an average uptime of about three weeks.
  15. Slinging groceries when I was 16. I kept that job until the end of high school, and still came back during school breaks until a year ago. Is that odd?
  16. IMJack

    Assault with a lethal...cookie?

    Big deal. I know a guy who was charged with "assault with hot pizza" back in 1967. The charges didn't stick.
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    Upcoming Bands (maybe)

    Speaking of which, have you heard these?
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    da Ipod

    One of my dad's friends would have you believe the iPod was the second coming of Christ. Something about being able to hold complete installs for several operating systems, plus a whole file server worth of shit. This man is a nutcase prone for bullshit, though.
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    [!WARNING!] Why your winamp 2 is no good anymore.

    Is this one of those "forced obsolescence" things, like MS leaking the Windows 2000 code?
  20. IMJack

    Doom Comic makes Really Bad Fan Fiction

    It's not like people selling fanfic is an odd thing. Go to a bookstore and count the numbers of Star Wars novels...
  21. IMJack

    fav meat

    Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer Eat steak, eat steak do we have one here? Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood. Cowpokes'll come from a near and far When you throw a few rib-eyes on the fire Roberto Duran ate two before a fight 'Cause it gave a lot of mighty men a lot of mighty might Eat meat, eat meat, filet mignon Eat meat, eat meat, ear it all day long Eat a few T-bones till you get your fill Eat a new york cut, hot off the grill Eat a cow, eat a cow 'cuase it's good for you Eat a cow, eat a cow it's the thing that goes "Mooooo" Look at all the cows in the slaughterhouse yeard Gotta hit'em in the head, gotta hit'em real hard First you gotta clean it then the butcher cuts it up Throws it on a scale throws an eyeball in a cup Saw a big Brangus Steer standing right over there So I rustled up a fire cooked him medium rare Bar-B-Q'ed his brisket, a roasted his rump Fed my dog that ol' Brangus Steer's hump Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer Eat steak, eat steak do we have one here? Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood.
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    Carlin on today's morality

    I saw Carlin on Bill Maher's show last week. He was saying the exact same thing, except since it was on cable he could use all the obscenity he wanted to get his point across. And I agree with him.
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    So has it been established that the election results are a direct result of the train bombings? Or is that just the assumption that everyone has leapt to?
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    How hot?

    My geography teacher back in 9th grade grew his own habaneros and made salsa with them. He brought some to class. I couldn't feel my mouth that night. But yeah, I like some spicy stuff.
  25. IMJack

    Brain food

    This has been explored