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Status Updates posted by Draconio

  1. Yeah, so I've been absent from Doomworld for a few months again. Well I'm still alive if not well, I'm kind of recovering from a relationship gone bad at the moment, but things are getting better I think.

    Well I've spent the past few months trying to reorganize my life, wasting too much time on aforementioned relationship, sometimes drawing things... I hadn't done any Doom stuff at all until a few days ago.

    Yeah, I'm still going to work on my map for Community Chest 2, I've lost a lot of time though, but I still have hopes of getting it in before the deadline. Hopefully I'll manage to get it up to standard. I also replayed through Doom 2, and started on another run through TNT Evilution today.

    Doom 3 is out? Whatever... this computer nearly chokes on Unreal Tournament, let alone really new games... and I'm broke. Trying to get a new job, nothing yet though...

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. Dron


      Welcome back

    3. Gokuma


      Epyo said:

      Came out yesterday. Yes, here in Ohio too.

      But has it come out in Amish Country?

    4. Grazza


      Yay! The man who announced impse to the world is back!

  2. Is the avatar upload problem fixed? Darknation appears to have a new one.

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    2. BlackFish


      Scuba Steve said:

      Part of his title? is that even possible?

      One time ling smacked a big ass "I AM A RETARD" image on my title once.

      That was long ago.

    3. insertwackynamehere


      Scuba Steve said:

      Part of his title? is that even possible?

      The admins have full power. This page boils down to PHP and HTML, so it's like displaying an image as any other webpage. BTW, who hooked you up with 2 avatars?

    4. Ralphis


      BlackFish said:

      One time ling smacked a big ass "I AM A RETARD" image on my title once.

      That was long ago.

      I wonder why he didn't keep it really

  3. I just realized it's been a month since I left the IRC channel I used to frequent.

    1. Show previous comments  3 more
    2. Draconio


      I think he's referring to the fact that when you're born, you usually come out of a ......

    3. Danarchy


      Whats even worse is if you've seen your mom's since then.

    4. DooMBoy


      /me shudders

  4. sensei_otakuu: yay! @ CHOBITS Episode 1-26 Complete DVD BOXSET NEW!
    sensei_otakuu: hmm... this can't be right?
    sensei_otakuu: Starting bid $15.00 Chobits episodes 1-26 complete DVD boxset ( P&P cheap)
    sensei_otakuu: o_O;; @ History: 0 bids
    sensei_otakuu: OMG
    sensei_otakuu: I wonder if anyone will suddenly bid today for it
    sensei_otakuu: damn it, this is too good to be true?
    sensei_otakuu: * see's Draconio gone to fap or something?
    draconio2001: no, it's just that you're boring.
    draconio2001: actually, I'm drawing something, but I'm still at my desk
    sensei_otakuu: ~_~;; Draconio: no, it's just that you're boring.
    sensei_otakuu: talk to my hand then beyatch!! >,>
    sensei_otakuu: why am I boring?
    draconio2001: * bites off sensei_otakuu's fingers of his hand *
    draconio2001: because I'm not particularly interested in your purchases of shit?
    sensei_otakuu: ...
    sensei_otakuu: you mong!
    sensei_otakuu: jewdis! ~_~;
    draconio2001: rofl, wtf? jewdis?
    sensei_otakuu: xD
    draconio2001: Judas?
    draconio2001: As in the guy that betrayed Christ?
    sensei_otakuu: lol
    sensei_otakuu: yeah!
    sensei_otakuu: spelt it wrong you Jew!

    1. Coopersville


      Ha, ha, ha, ha, haaah.... He said "Mong"

  5. What was Assmaster right about?

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    2. Amaster


      Wait, what?

    3. Grazza


      No. <font color="#08252E">(ps - Assmaster was right)</font>

    4. Amaster


      Yeah, I got that part. I dont know what it means though.

  6. [14:10] <Draconio> heh
    [14:12] <Draconio> bbl
    [14:14] <Mike|Hunt> why?
    [14:14] * Mike|Hunt wonders what Draconio is doing? ¬.¬
    [14:41] <Draconio> Playing Doom
    [14:42] <Mike|Hunt> oh
    [14:42] <Mike|Hunt> why?
    [14:42] <Draconio> . . .
    [14:43] <Draconio> You wouldn't understand! >:P
    [14:43] * Mike|Hunt wonders why Draconio is kind of addicted to this old game?
    [14:43] <Draconio> Because it's fun?
    [14:44] <Mike|Hunt> Because it's gay!

    Oddly enough, he's bashed Doom for being "old" on more than one occasion, yet is a big fan of Double Dragon.

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    2. Draconio


      the_Danarchist said:

      Um, yeah. Double Dragon is older than Doom.

      My point exactly.

    3. Psyonisis



    4. YukiRaven


      [sarcasm]Doom...isn't that the really old game that came out in the dawn of videogames, had horrid graphics, didn't play for beans, and was forgotten within a day? Yeah, why play it...?[/sarcasm]

  7. I was just lying down to go to sleep when the idea of fleshwallse struck me. Think about it, there's been impse, cacose, and even the occasional demonse, baronse, mancubusse, and cyberse, but how many times did fleshwallse occur to anyone?

    I suppose I'm tired and will regret this post later, but at the moment, it's fun...

    1. Grazza
    2. Scuba Steve

      Scuba Steve

      Be glad I'm too drunk to draw it right now.

  8. Murhahahahahahaha!  I can write in colour!
    "If it bleeds, we can kill it!"

  9. Where does this phrase originate from?

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    2. rf`


      mewse is my chocolate god and i want to eat him all up

    3. Ultraviolet


      How did mewse come up with it? I'd like some mewseinput here.

    4. Grazza
  10. See poll. I'm bored.

    1. darknation


      Barry the Imp screamed in tribulation. What luck, he thought, that his mother had been exhumed on this very night, right at the very momment when Barry had forsaken his chances of a quick shag.

      He slapped the corpse around a bit, goading the rotting flesh into action. "C'mon, bitch! Get jiggy! Make with the sexy moves! Stop being so damned apathetic about it all, it's your lucky night!"

      Barry's pestilent, smegma ridden cock lept to attention as his mother's head fell off. He spat a phlegmatic ball of mucus and spit into his mother's crotch to lube her up a bit.

      Pump pump pump, went the Barry as he humped his headless mother wildly.

      Barry's spikey dick pumped back and forth, eviserating his mother from the inside. Wet intestines, shite and vomitus covered his thrusting hips as he screamed his ejaculation into the night.

      "Hot damn!" said Barry in the aftermath, "I guess sallow would be my favourate word because I don't have a fucking clue what it means!"

      The End.

    2. MaTT [TiK]

      MaTT [TiK]

      Ooo, I was the first to vote. I like smegma cos I'm a Red Dwarf fan. Damn, I don't mean I like smegma, I mean I like to use the word.

  11. I'm absent from Doomworld for a few days and when I come back, sargebaldy's avatar has changed from a Yorp to a Garg. The things that you miss when you're not watching.

    Yes I am bored.

    Edit: well I'll be phucked, there's a whole new forum subsection too.

  12. Well, my DSL connection got hooked up this morning. Everything seems to be working fine with it, so I can breathe easy... for the moment.

  13. *looks at his postcount* Triple 6, as of right now. Woo. I'm evil.

    1. Job


      667 -- not anymore you're not.

    2. Draconio


      All things come to an end...

  14. I've been seeing this all day now, and can't hold back commenting on it any longer.

    Welcome to our newest member, E1M1 IS TOO HARD!

    I wonder who that is, really?

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    2. MaTT [TiK]

      MaTT [TiK]

      Xaser said:


      Ichor said:

      I've been watching him whenever he's around.

    3. Draconio


      Hahahahaha, I don't think he meant it THAT way! >xD

    4. MaTT [TiK]

      MaTT [TiK]

      Well thank the Goddess for that then!

  15. Well it turns out that I'm not going to have my DSL connection until the 22nd, now. It's just a bloody good thing I still have my dial-up for a while yet. ~_~

  16. Yay, I'm now a member of Deviant Art.

    Yeah I always said I wasn't so good at drawing, well now you can judge for yourself.

    1. kain


      im sorry. but i bursted into an insane laughter when i saw it. im sorry. but keep on drawing. try drawing something boxy first. like me, i started drawing people, and i kept fucken up. but then i drew a gundam, and everyone was like " holy cow you drew that?"

      but yeah, keep drawing.

    2. Draconio


      That's ok, I'm not someone that's hurt easily by criticism. Part of the reason I'm doing this is to get criticism, since showing my drawings to my IRC cronies seems only to result in positive comment even when I don't think I did very well.

      And hey, if it made you laugh, that's better than nothing ^_^;

    3. kain


      im sorry, but my dad is an artest, and my best friend is an artist. i guess it looked funyn for some reason because i have high standards.

  17. I ordered a DSL connection yesterday. It's supposed to be ready on October 10th.

    You'd think I'd be happy but actually I'm kind of apprehensive. Will everything go alright, or will things go awry?

    I guess I'm one of those people that if I had been around when cars were just becoming widespread, I would have said, "I'd rather keep my horse, it gets me where I want to go". Funny because I've never thought very highly of that way of thinking. But I suppose it's just another one of those things that looks different when you're the one wearing the pants.

  18. I was using a P2P program the last few days, and it sucks all my pathetic bandwidth, so I've had to amuse myself without WWW and IRC for the time.

    It made me fairly productive actually. I did some drawing, which is something I haven't been doing in a while. I also smacked together some maps for Stick Soldiers 2, a fun little game I got recently. It's freeware and you can find it here: http://www.whitespaceunlimited.com/

    I also worked on revamping my Doom 2 DM maps, and making a few new ones. Release? Not promising anything, but it's very possible... "When it's done" as 3D Realms likes to say.

    1. kain


      pretty fun game. hard to master.

  19. This evening I worked some more on the new version of my webpage. (I took the old one down a month or two ago. There's only a placeholder page there right now). I've traded in the black demons motif for a green electronic/atomic one. The primary focus of the page is still going to be video games. Notably map reviews. Not the crappy little blurbs like I've done in the past, but full-length reviews.

    Reviewing maps is a bit difficult. Or rather, fitting qualities that aren't clear-cut onto a numerical scale is difficult. Sifting through a sea of crappy maps trying to find ones that are halfway worth playing is also somewhat difficult. I'm only choosing to review maps whose gameplay is acceptable. I'm not going to be as picky as say, Team Shambler, though. I'll review a map that sucks in other aspects, as long as the gameplay isn't bad. This way I'll at least not feel obligated to play all the way through some of the worst abominations out there.

    Of course, it may not have been the greatest idea to have started with the Doom 1 maps. Many of them are quite bad. But then, there are many awful Doom 2 maps also, so perhaps not. Doom 1 maps seem to have their own brand of strangeness, though. Attempts (mostly unsuccessful) to imitate the Shores of Hell, I suppose.

    I did the first review tonight. It wasn't a great map. Not a terrible map, but not a very good map.

    I'm not taking submissions for maps to review at the current time, so if you were planning to pimp yours here, forget it.

    And don't hold your breath because there's no telling when I'll actually put any of this stuff up.

    1. DarkWolf


      Draconio said:

      Of course, it may not have been the greatest idea to have started with the Doom 1 maps. Many of them are quite bad. But then, there are many awful Doom 2 maps also, so perhaps not. Doom 1 maps seem to have their own brand of strangeness, though. Attempts (mostly unsuccessful) to imitate the Shores of Hell, I suppose.

      There are a few gems.

  20. Bah. This has been a lousy day.

    First off, I was reading various comments on the erosion of our constitutional rights. Now that's nothing new at all, but never ceases to piss me off when I hear too much of it.

    Secondly, the strife in one of the IRC channels I frequent has continued to escalate. Some of the users, myself included, have begun to break into a seperate faction as a result of the founder's inept decisions and his asshole friend whom he values above us.

    To put icing on the cake, I think I've got a fucking Blaster Worm variant. My system just began showing the symptoms (that weird reboot) but the repair tool I used claims it didn't find any instance of the Blaster Worm on my computer.

    Yeah, that's pretty negative isn't it?
    Be happy with what you've got
    Look to a brighter future

  21. [02:47] <Mike|Hunt> ^________^
    [02:47] <Mike|Hunt> 1-up! :P
    [02:47] <Draconio> heh
    [02:48] * Draconio makes the Super Mario Brothers 1-Up sound
    [02:48] <Mike|Hunt> ( ^-^)_____,,|,
    [02:48] <Draconio> @_@;
    [02:48] <Mike|Hunt> LOL
    [02:49] <Mike|Hunt> Draconio: see, your gay! your thinking of small FAT guys with faggoty moustaches!
    [02:49] <Draconio> o_O;
    [02:49] <Mike|Hunt> >xD

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    2. Sporku


      Pat McCrotch would like to meet Mike Hunt

    3. Draconio


      The funniest part of his nickname is the fact that he seems to think it's very original and clever, as if he was the first person to think of it.

    4. Danarchy


      Also, its funny that he uses a ^_^ face then calls people gay.

  22. Well, I just reinstalled Windows last night, and most of the annoying software glitches in my system seem to be gone. I'm even able to run JDoom now without it slowing way down, even with models. Kick ass.

    Edit: And Doom Connector works now too!

  23. I've discovered today that there are a few things wrong with my computer. Make that, a few more things wrong with it. Now it's been "quirky" for a while, but with these new additions, it's getting closer to just plain screwed up. I'm going to have to do something about it pretty soon, unfortunately I don't know what yet.

    Things currently wrong with Draconio's computer:

    - Refuses to acknowledge video card's acceleration capability.
    - Buggered MSIE, trying to reinstall it only made things worse, as now programs are bitching that it is not installed.
    - Broken CD-ROM drive doesn't read discs reliably, sometimes it just spins.
    - Double-clicking on a folder icon defaults to "Search" instead of "Open", annoying but tolerable.

    1. DarkWolf


      Get a new CD rom drive and reinstall windows.

  24. I was playing ZDaemon this evening and some idiot came on and started flooding the server, causing the game to lag to an unplayable state. He did this for a few minutes before leaving, after which play was back to normal, thankfully. Unfortunately I wasn't able to get logs of it.

    What a jerk.

  25. I decided to update my avatar again. Once again, I drew this myself on the computer, pixel-by-pixel and animated it.

    It started out with just the little ninja and his akimbo pistols. I wasn't satisfied with the picture at this point so I first tried adding splattering blood from an unseen opponent, but that sucked, so I added the creature instead.

    I think this might not be quite as good as my previous avatar, but I'm going to give it a chance and see how I feel about it after a few days.