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  1. Nautilus

    32in24-13: A THANKSGIVING WITH NO BURGERS

    New Home Invasion..... http://speedy.sh/QUaZZ/homeinvasion2.wad
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    32in24-13: A THANKSGIVING WITH NO BURGERS

    New revision BAM http://speedy.sh/3GJFu/tapwatercrackhouseedition.wad
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    32in24-13: A THANKSGIVING WITH NO BURGERS

    Hey, fellas. In heeding some of dew's suggestions, I made some changes to my map. http://speedy.sh/JfWPC/tapwaterandmayosandwiches.wad
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    32in24-13: A THANKSGIVING WITH NO BURGERS

    Uh oh! Had to fix ONE misaligned texture. http://speedy.sh/vSGJy/tapwaterandmayosandwiches.wad New version of Tap Water and Mayo Sandwiches, fellas. Come and eat it up...
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    32in24-13: A THANKSGIVING WITH NO BURGERS

    New and much-improved version of Home Invasion on Thanksgiving, fellas.... come and get it.... mmmmmmmmm......... http://speedy.sh/rbgEz/homeinvasion2.wad
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    32in24-13: A THANKSGIVING WITH NO BURGERS

    Alright, revised my "Fast Food on Thanksgiving" map to add DEATHMATCH STARTS. http://speedy.sh/rbt6z/processedfood.wad
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    32in24-13: A THANKSGIVING WITH NO BURGERS

    New revision, baby: http://speedy.sh/RnJTU/tapwatercrackhouseedition.wad
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    32in24-13: A THANKSGIVING WITH NO BURGERS

    Alright. NEW revision of "Tap Water and Mayo Sandwiches." I redesigned the map to more APTLY fit the title. The new description? Here it is: Not everyone gets to see a turkey on the table for Thanksgiving. In fact, some people don't even have soda or juice boxes; they have to drink out of the tap and eat slices of Wonderbread slathered in mayonnaise to celebrate this all-American holiday. Come visit the welfare office to help yourself to a free meal. Too bad all the unhappy welfare recipients brought their guns with them, though, so it's gonna cost you a fight or two to get YOUR fill.... Good fucking luck. The new music is: Gary Moore - A Cold Day In Hell http://speedy.sh/hcKrP/tapwatercrackhouseedition.wad
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    32in24-13: A THANKSGIVING WITH NO BURGERS

    Alright, I made some changes to my "Tap Water and Mayo Sandwiches" map. I just resized the whole thing to make it smaller so it wouldn't be so goddamned huge and lowered the taller floor heights so people wouldn't have to strain their necks to look up and try to hit the dude standing on higher ground. Here it is... the revision.... http://speedy.sh/xExrq/tapwaterandmayosandwiches.wad
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    32in24-13: A THANKSGIVING WITH NO BURGERS

    http://speedy.sh/JfJJC/nautmaps.rar File name: tapwaterandmayosandwiches.wad Map name: Tap Water and Mayo Sandwiches Build time: ~3 hours Music: Marvin Gaye - Mercy Mercy Me Description: This is a bigass stone fortress built next to a cliff. What's it for? Who the fuck knows. You have to run around and try to find the best weapon to spam with. Good luck. File name: homeinvasion2.wad Map name: Home Invasion on Thanksgiving Build time: ~20 minutes Music: Tom_D - Untitled Description: This is a huge apartment with about fifty rooms. Looks like the holiday just took a dark turn; a lot of pissed-off people looking for cheap rent have to square off with nothing but their dukes and chainsaws to see who gets to rent the apartment. File name: processedfood.wad Map name: Fast Food for Thanksgiving Build time: ~50 minutes Music: Nautilus - Trouble Description: After affording only cheap, processed food for Thanksgiving, you find yourself in deep shit -- literally. Fight your way out of a large, circular sewer to the surface of the mess to get all the power-ups and weapons you need: radiation suits, light amplification goggles, computer maps, megaspheres, and more. Flush out anyone who tries to stop you.
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    The Psy Gangnam Style Phenonemon

    Right. Looks like you pseudo-intellectual pricks need to be a little more perceptive.
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    The Psy Gangnam Style Phenonemon

    You just answered your own delusional ass: because it's entertaining. Why? Well, it's entertaining for a variety of reasons (that Enjay stated right on the money): it's humorous, it's catchy, and even self-conscious (something that a peevish, self-obsessed dickhead like you would actually relate to). But, anyway, that boring, paltry song that you posted is clearly no match—not only does its number of views show this, but the music itself does as well. Like Ralph said, music is for dancing, and that's how the biggest producers we know of make a name for themselves. The fact that you think your ill-fated video game project essentially deserves to be better-known than a successful music production goes to show how sheltered and self-righteous you are—how unaware you are of people's common tastes. After all, there is a reason why certain products gain more popularity than others. There is more craft involved than you think, you depressed fuck.
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    ROTT TC - Return of the Triad - Updated (1.6)

    Good shit, good shit. Now make the knife a weapon, get some melee action going.
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    ROTT TC - Return of the Triad - Updated (1.6)

    This is sick. But what the fuck's the deal with the firebomb? The enemy will die only if it's a direct hit; you have to keep wasting missiles on everyone else in the room. Fucking ridiculous. This thing is supposed to wipe out a whole room with splash damage. Also, heat-seeking missiles tend to fly towards just one target until it's destroyed. I'm pretty sure the asbestos vest didn't work once when a deathfire monk blew up my ass. I haven't tried multiplayer yet, but I heard it's kinda fucked up. Please polish it because it was always the best part of the game. Lastly, here's a feature suggestion: Make the knife a weapon. Hell, add another weapon while you're at it. Something new. Another thing I noticed: in multiplayer coop, everyone sees the eye fly past him, no matter where the player is at on the map. The fuck, guys. C'mon.
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    Prime Doom Duel League

    1. Runs on Odamex 2. Over 16 different maps 3. Mad matches to play (8-10) 4. Randomized divisions 5. Fraglimit of 37 6. Altdeath mode Join #PDDL on irc.quakenet.org for more info and support. This is the prime. Website is in the works at http://altdeath.com/pddl. First update will be made by this Sunday. Sign-ups are gonna start next week, and the season will start this summer.
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    [RELEASED] Chill 3!

    The third installment in the Chill duel series is finally done. Featuring nine maps from three mappers, this buckshot bonanza keeps the duel genre on life support, and in fact throws some spice in the IV solution. MAP02 - "Off-hour" MAP06 - "Home Invasion" MAP09 - "The Hop Stop" EDIT: It's now on idgames: http://www.doomworld.com/idgames/?id=16375 Enjoy.
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    ROTT TC Demo Released - UPDATED

    Another thing I noticed, If I remember correctly, is you actually pick up healing basins instead of just drinking from them and leaving them.
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    ROTT TC Demo Released - UPDATED

    The asbestos armor doesn't work (at least against missile weapons). Also, the split missile is fucked up, just doesn't work right at all.
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    ROTT TC Demo Released - UPDATED

    Fucking awesome. It's like ROTT as it's meant to be, and it kicks Doom's ass. Here's some things I noticed: 1. You can shoot through GADs 2. Long windows block rockets and explode them 3. The split missile doesn't split soon enough 4. Rockets don't always kill weaker enemies on direct impact 5. When caught in a net, the screen doesn't move when you wiggle left and right 6. Heat-seeking rockets sometimes land near the enemy instead of on him 7. Let's get some silver barrels going; didn't see none of them P.S. I'll fuck anyone up in multiplayer, let's roll
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    X Marks the Spot. UDMX released

    I can play UDMX all day. I really can't describe its monumental quality.
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    The X factor is out

    It has been four years since the release of its critically acclaimed and inspirational predecessor and an entire decade since the birth of the very crew behind it. UDMX -- 32 of the greatest classic deathmatch maps -- has finally been released. Check out http://unidoom.org for more info on what it's all about and for the real stuff everyone has been waiting for: the WAD itself. UDMX playthroughs are currently being planned for each major port: Odamex, ZDaemon, and Skulltag. Stay tuned for updates on UDMX news.
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    The X factor is out

    I knew it was there the whole time, but I decided to leave it alone for shits.
  23. Nautilus

    The /newstuff Chronicles #330

    They use some pretty inexistent balls in your family - don't they, GreyGhost?
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    The /newstuff Chronicles #330

    Nah, BCDM2 is actually a really good WAD. BCDM2 is a WAD that upholds its promise and truly teaches you how to play professionally and not fuck around. Fuck Slimmy91 and all the uptight, pompous haters; BCDM2 rocks this shit.
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