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Gibaholic

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  1. You probably won't find it funny anyway, but I laughed my ass off.

    I was playing a dukematch today with someone and we were playing this map called "Going postal". And there's a part of the map that has abunch of sand bags and tons of ammo behind it, sorta like a fort but there's a switch that opens a vent behind it to sneak up on someone. I put trip bombs in the vent and proceeded to a security camera to find my opponent and he was walking away from this sandbag fort. I told him to go the other way because he would think I'd be warning him to run because I'm coming for him, so he turned around and went into the vent and ran into my trap. I couldn't help but laugh my ass off.

    Here's some links to pictures of the fort thing,
    http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/8870/rancidmeatv1962006011220h23m29.png
    http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/5658/rancidmeatv1962006011220h23m33.png

    1. Gibaholic

      Gibaholic

      Mallis was this the screenshot you were talking about?
      link to image of goatse

      USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

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  2. I've been hearing these stories since the 64 bit update that its been looking shitty and playing shitty as well (go figure). I was going to buy half life 2:deathmatch because before I updated my ram it ran the half life 2 demo okay but now that I updated it should run good but that was before the 64 bit update. I heard on story that it fried this guys 6600. So are these stories true and that half life 2 runs shitty and looks shitty if you dont have a 64 bit processor? So should I still buy it?

    1. Gibaholic

      Gibaholic

      Heh, I heard hl2 dm was about interacting with environment like lifting up crates and desks to block doors and lifting up tables and tossing them at people.

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  3. I've been hearing these stories since the 64 bit update that its been looking shitty and playing shitty as well (go figure). I was going to buy half life 2:deathmatch because before I updated my ram it ran the half life 2 demo okay but now that I updated it should run good but that was before the 64 bit update. I heard on story that it fried this guys 6600. So are these stories true and that half life 2 runs shitty and looks shitty if you dont have a 64 bit processor? So should I still buy it?

    1. Gibaholic

      Gibaholic

      Heh, well I was reading a topic on the 3d realms forums about when it installed the 64 bit update the guy couldnt run it as well and everyone posting was saying that they had the same problem.

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  4. I've been hearing these stories since the 64 bit update that its been looking shitty and playing shitty as well (go figure). I was going to buy half life 2:deathmatch because before I updated my ram it ran the half life 2 demo okay but now that I updated it should run good but that was before the 64 bit update. I heard on story that it fried this guys 6600. So are these stories true and that half life 2 runs shitty and looks shitty if you dont have a 64 bit processor? So should I still buy it?

    1. Gibaholic

      Gibaholic

      Half life 2 dm is 10$ to download it on steam (download? oh god no.)

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  5. Me? I intend on shifting to Oz. Luckily the company I work for has branches across the globe, so it shouldn't be too hard to get transfered.

    The other not so importants things:

    *get friends
    *get a girlfriend
    *have fun
    *travel to either britain or canada.
    *continue saving for a deposit on a home.

    Deathz0rs post reminds me, I'll be studying for MCSE as well.

    1. Gibaholic

      Gibaholic

      Me?
      -turn 16 and get a job to buy a new computer.
      -pass 9th grade becuase I obviously failed it.

      Thats pretty much all I aim to do in 2006.

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  6. I've been hearing these stories since the 64 bit update that its been looking shitty and playing shitty as well (go figure). I was going to buy half life 2:deathmatch because before I updated my ram it ran the half life 2 demo okay but now that I updated it should run good but that was before the 64 bit update. I heard on story that it fried this guys 6600. So are these stories true and that half life 2 runs shitty and looks shitty if you dont have a 64 bit processor? So should I still buy it?

    1. Gibaholic

      Gibaholic

      I hear lots of good things about the deathmatch in half life2.

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  7. The Melfice Award for Services to Gayness

    In choosing a recipient for this reward, I was forced to scour the blogs of all the.. actually, that's a lie. I just had to open wacky's blog, which over the couse of the year has provided more gayness than a gay factory.

    Classy moments include;

    - The unmasking of the Brady Bunch as being the first furries.

    - Wacky's Depression

    - Green Day Sucks (and so do you)

    - Poetry (Yum! Cum! Testicle Juice!)

    - It's a blog so it's a license to be retarded

    Overall, wacky is a worthy sucessor to our now sadly missed resident drama queen. Therefore I present this award to wacky.


    The Hormel Award for Proliferation of Spam

    This year the most annoying spammer (still not banned, for some reason) is without question DLD. I really can't think of anything else to say, other than Please, Stop. You Are Hurting Me.

    Also winner of the Giant Fucking Chin award.


    The Isle Award for Being A Derranged Pervert

    ...this year goes to Gargoylol, who not only added penises to doom monsters for most of the year but also added penises to many other fictional game characters.

    Also managed to push the attention away from Furries this year due to the fact that rubbing one out over gargoylol genitilia is even more weird and sickening.

    Also winner of this years 'Fuck Off And Die' award. Although, if he does, the winners will truly be the common man.


    The Golden Blubbering Vagina

    Nick Baker and his team of spastic howler monkeys totally annilated the competition this year. KZID has been a controversal project, not because of the subject matter but because the team members are 98% Ball-Chewing Batshit insane.

    Although Tormentor's whining in garbled english was a superb example of the Art of the Blubbering Vagina, topped off by leaving the community Never To Return, Nick Baker went one better and complained directly to Marv, your God and master. Fortunately, Marv takes as much interest in our daily goings on as the real God does, thus rending his anguished screams impotent and netting him the prize.

    Thanks Nick.


    Evil Bastard of the Year

    Difficult one this. Fredrik was my first choice, but I'm pretty sure that he really doesn't mean to be mean, it's just a total lack of and personality and / or people skills that have rendered him to the public as a vicious machine brain of evil. Similarly Numbermind has shown much promise this year as a vindictive and evil little bastard, but as of yet has shown little inclination to stab and otherwise mutilate those lower in the food chain than he. Perhaps one to watch for the future.

    Thus, Evil Bastard of the Year has to go to me. Again. I could give you a list of all the terrible, terrible things I have said and done but I don't like to brag.


    The AndrewB Is Right - Know It! Award
    Goes to AndrewB, even though he has been less annoyingly self rightous the previous twelve months. Risks loosing his title to a newcommer come the next year, although he is in no danger of loosing his virginity within the next twenty.


    The Bloodskull Award for Gargantuan Retarded
    In this, the most hotly contested field, I set certain criteria that the potential candiates must meet.

    1) Must Be a Fucking Idiot

    With these in mind, I whittled down the candiates to a mere 200, and then I choose one at random.

    Insertwackynamehere, come on down!

    This is a very special Gargantuan Retarded award, because it represents three years of being Fucking Stupid With No Obvious Improvement. Truly, one of the worst posters DW has ever known.

    1. Gibaholic

      Gibaholic

      I didnt win any awards unfortuneatley. What about the runner ups and special mentions?

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  8. http://tomd666.kiwibonga.com/DEWMLOL.mp3

    This will be the best thing you have ever heard! Beats all those other Doom remixes to the ground! Hardcore action right here!

  9. http://tomd666.kiwibonga.com/DEWMLOL.mp3

    This will be the best thing you have ever heard! Beats all those other Doom remixes to the ground! Hardcore action right here!

    1. Gibaholic

      Gibaholic

      just take them out, there god awful. "duh nuh nuh awesome noises duh nuh FALRGIN BARGIN RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EATS LOTS OF PIE FLARGGIN BAJADARGINMAFLARGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGH"

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  10. http://tomd666.kiwibonga.com/DEWMLOL.mp3

    This will be the best thing you have ever heard! Beats all those other Doom remixes to the ground! Hardcore action right here!

    1. Gibaholic

      Gibaholic

      It was sounding awesome then all of a sudden, "RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHA
      AaqAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAISHIASHIAHSIAHSIASAIUSHA"

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  11. http://tomd666.kiwibonga.com/DEWMLOL.mp3

    This will be the best thing you have ever heard! Beats all those other Doom remixes to the ground! Hardcore action right here!

    1. Gibaholic

      Gibaholic

      I stopped listening after the screaming, didnt ship package yet, f-.

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  12. Yay exciting Xmas quiz with possible prize, though highly unlikely.

    You have to guess how much I was quoted to insure this car for one year;



    The quote starts on 01/06/2006 when I am 23 years old, with a licence held for 6 years and 6 years no claims bonus. That's all the info you get!

    If you can guess the exact figure in pounds AND pence that I was quoted I will send you a scale model of this very car. Only one guess per person!

    This is also my "Merry Christmas everybody" thread, so there we go.

    Good luck!




  13. Or if that doesn't work: link

    and if neither works, I don't know.

    1. Gibaholic

      Gibaholic

      So.. this is like some kit I order and I can build a ouchface? Lol its saying when I buy it I can rebuild it into a cookie, ftw man.

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  14. ...and stupidity!

    http://grouphug.us/random

    this lunch, dinner and supper. and it is delicious.

    1. Gibaholic

      Gibaholic

      Ive made so many ouchfaces since looking at those pages the links lead to.

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  15. You are on a gameshow. You are presented with three doors. Behind two of the doors are goats, behind the third is a sportscar.

    You choose a door. The presenter then opens one of the other doors, revealing a goat. You now have the option of choosing to open the original door you selected, or changing your mind and opening the other remaining door. Whatever is behind the door you open, you get to keep. Which is the better choice?

    1. Gibaholic

      Gibaholic

      Id choose to shoot the guy and team up with the goat and steal the car.

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  16. I just got 75$ for christmas, I should get like another 100 from my grandma or something but as of now this is all I got is 75$ Now a gig of ram at newegg costs 75$ all together,http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?Item=N82E16820141215
    While I can get a quake 1 cd brand new, quake 3 cd brand new, the quake 3 expansion used, unreal gold brand new and master levels of doom2. So which should I go for?

    EDIT: I could prolly also get duke3d atomic and raptor.

    1. Gibaholic

      Gibaholic

      Darkstalker said:

      I would say more RAM but instead of boosting a Compaq you should save your money to build yourself a better game rig IMO.


      I could always buy the ram and then when I build a rig in like 1 or 2 years I could use the ram I bought. What do you think of that idea?

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  17. http://unidoom.org/

    Read that for some dramatic-ish thoughts on the current state of ZDaemon.

    It pisses me off that after defending ZDaemon for a few years, I get biten on the ass for (more or less) being at the wrong place at the wrong time.

    1. Gibaholic

      Gibaholic

      I prefer zdaemon over skulltag, skulltag adds way to much crap like railguns and doom spheres where zdaemon just adds ctf and a ranking system.

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  18. I just got 75$ for christmas, I should get like another 100 from my grandma or something but as of now this is all I got is 75$ Now a gig of ram at newegg costs 75$ all together,http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?Item=N82E16820141215
    While I can get a quake 1 cd brand new, quake 3 cd brand new, the quake 3 expansion used, unreal gold brand new and master levels of doom2. So which should I go for?

    EDIT: I could prolly also get duke3d atomic and raptor.

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