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You probably won't find it funny anyway, but I laughed my ass off.
I was playing a dukematch today with someone and we were playing this map called "Going postal". And there's a part of the map that has abunch of sand bags and tons of ammo behind it, sorta like a fort but there's a switch that opens a vent behind it to sneak up on someone. I put trip bombs in the vent and proceeded to a security camera to find my opponent and he was walking away from this sandbag fort. I told him to go the other way because he would think I'd be warning him to run because I'm coming for him, so he turned around and went into the vent and ran into my trap. I couldn't help but laugh my ass off.
Here's some links to pictures of the fort thing,
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Oh crap, I made an error. I can't live like this anymore. Let me find my old cutting knife...hey, which direction are you supposed to cut on your wrists? I figured I'd go ask an expert on pussified pain infliction. You know, a washed up Washington grunge with nothing to look forward to except his next whiskey fix.