Cynical
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Dunno if it's better to get ahold of you here or on Discord, but either way, here's a new Condemner rehearsal track! This is going to be the title track on the next album....
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Interesting that it sounds more analog -- the recording methods were largely the same as the last album for everything except the drums... but the drums are real this time, and on a real kit (not sample replaced, like most albums are these days), which may be making all of the difference. As for whether it's going to be self-released, the answer is "probably" -- if a label comes to me asking to release it, the answer may well be "yes", but given that no distro on earth was interested in even *carrying* the first album, I'm doubting that will happen.
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Just got back from seeing D.R.I. Oh man, that was awesome. @Steve D you'll be happy to know that people were skanking properly in the pit, this many years later!
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Damn, and I saw them a million years ago when they were on tour in Seattle. Good old skater thrash! Glad you had a great time and witnessed some proper slamming, as we called it on the West Coast. Skanking was popular, too. As we know, the East Coasters ultimately won the naming war with moshing. ;D
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I sense a forum smackdown in the making that I cannot wait to witness. I just hope the older/meaner version of a particular poster comes out to play for perhaps the first time on this site.
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Let's just say that there was a time when PsychoGoatee would not have gotten away with the first sentence of this post without getting a very ornately verbose smackdown.
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A post from another forum -- I post this entirely without context
(Setting: somewhere in the depths of Hell)
The hapless UAC marine grabs the red skull key from the altar in the befouled cathedral. Suddenly, in several green flashes of light, the cathedral fills with horrifying skeletons! Instantly, they scream and converge on the marine, firing homing fireballs from shoulder-mounted rocket launchers, and delivering devastating KO punches.
One of them, however, is more than a few steps slower than the others. He "chases" after the marine at a snail's pace; whenever he tries to shoot his mighty rocket launcher, the fireball barely leaves the muzzle and falls to the ground with a dull thud.
The marine massacres the slow revenant's brethren. The then asks the lone survivor, "So, what's up with you? You made no contribution to this fight at all". "I have a sinus infection", the lone surviving revenant whimpers, receiving a knowing nod in return.
The revenant continues, "So, aren't you going to blast me with your double-barreled shotgun? Or riddle me with bullets with your chaingun? Or reduce me to a pile of bones with two rockets? Or render me as though I had never existed with your BFG 9000". "Nah", comes the reply, "it's not worth spending the ammo on something that can't hurt me. See ya around". -
Do you know what's cancer?
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Cancer is when someone uses a noun as if it was a verb. For instance: "Let's movie" or "Let's football" or "How do you dinner?"
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I hate the restrictions on editing in the new forum software :(
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Time Warner is so bad that it's literally unbelievable.
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So, how long until United stops passing up a great marketing opportunity and becomes official airline of the UFC?
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Anyone playing the early access of the new Unreal Tournament? If you are, add me to your friends list (I'm LtC-Cynical) and come bop me!
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Felicia Day, on an MST3K reboot? Fuck, that's going to be unwatchable trash.
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Tried Nier: Automata. Lasted about 35 minutes before getting it refunded.
Those controls, ugh.
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can you elaborate what is wrong with it? I'v not played it so I'd like to hear why you didn't like it.
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The "jump" button is horribly laggy (it makes you finish your current walk-cycle then put your feet together before you actually start your jump animation), and movement simultaneously feels like ice skating and moving through molasses -- it takes forever to start, forever to stop, and forever to change directions.
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God damn you all, stop changing your fucking names! It's confusing and pointless!
