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Everything posted by Da_Esco

  1. Da_Esco

    DOOM: Best Game Ever?

    Don't know about dat one....... but DOOM: Da best editable, and most customizable game in all history, would DEFINATELY fit da fuckin bill!
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    Commander Keen TC

    A keen doom tc huh? ........... somehow..... I don't think so, dawg. Blastic keen's punk ass is one thing.... playin as him, and runnin around shootin dumb fags for enemies...... YUK!!!!
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    The grand DW in-joke repository

    Welcome back to da fire pits of hell, Airraid! :P
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    im alive!

    <Insert Esco style BS here>
  5. Speakin of which, can any of ya'll change mah username back to Esco, and mah Register date back to..... ummmm...... I think it's 02/01? Mah old account is still fux0red, and I had about 600+ posts wit dat shit!
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    fredrik is the star of post hell

    Heh, so much for bein loved...... love is truly such a fickle thing; it comes and goes like da fuckin wind! Esco, 2002.... while stoned, drunk, and bored at 3:41 AM, EST!
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    Holy Fuck

    /me sits back and watches da "Post Wars" (TM) commence!
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    horray, i'm back for real.

    /me yawns
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    HUD face question

    It looks like dat fuckin space marine just got da shock of his life.... like dat time I ran across incoming traffic in NYC! I figured da traffic cops would stop da cars............ BUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, WRONG!!!!! O_O
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    Zdoom is da bomb diggity! On da real, I love dat port.
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    sound cards

    .......... as you can tell, I don't like store bought comps, or most major computer hardware companies..... their little slapped together in .005 second computer systems are usually fucked up to all hell. P.S. damn I'm stoned! :P
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    Did Doom introduce the telefrag?

    You ain't shit, I ain't shit, he ain't shit, she ain't shit, da president ain't shit, saddamn ain't shit, osama ain't shit, police ain't shit............. seems like a lot of things in life actually ain't shit to me! :P
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    DooM's birthday?

    Coo..... I wonder if they'll release anythin special for Doom's 10th anniversary?
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    map30 endboss

    /me sees green in da near future of dis thread
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    About Doom 64

    I honestly though dat da atmosphere and moodiness of da game helped it out a lot! Not to mention da howls and screeches in da music, and da awesome skies dat da game had! Da flaming skies, and da purple one with da thunder and lightning were ill as fuck!
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    Happy birthday, deathwarrior!

    .... be nice bitch! Or I'll lock you back up in da cage again with da black scorpions walkin around, and the electric eels floppin around at da bottom! ............. happy b'day DW! :)
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    Possibly......... maybe....... because it sucks dawg?! /me wonders :P
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    Doom music

    Shit, since I got mah burner 3 weeks ago, I actually backed up ALL of da doom64, psx, and PC doom mp3's.... except from TNT, on one cd. Ya gots to love cd-r's! :=)
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    TV making sense? Uncanny!

    One word.......... HASH-PIPE! Hit it, boy! :P
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    possible avatars?

    /Me slaps a giant sticker dat says "Newbie" on lizard commando's head. ...... j/k. :P
  21. HEH! Ain't dat some shit.... is his mod eva gonna come out?
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    Another WAD making thingy

    Shit, it would be interesting to see what kinda warped shit for prizes da peeps around here could come up with! :P
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    white hoods

    Shit... mah ladies' mother is cuban, and da bitch is racist against black peeps, and puerto ricans (unless they is preppy and shit), and I swear to god, dat da bitch should have been born white... cuz all she seems to like are white people, and italians. And if you saw da bitches house, you would DEFINATELY know why I say dat! HEH! I was just about to say, wait till deadnail sees dis fuckin thread! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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    I did it! Yay!

    Knowin yo ass, you probably WOULDN'T know da difference between a man's mouth, and an electrical outlet in da wall.... shit, I don't even know if you even know what a WO-MAN is. ........ and NO! Yo pet scorpion/pit viper/cockroach/INSERT ANOTHER poisonious or nasty animal or bugs name here/ does NOT COUNT AS A WOMAN!!! So you can put yo pants back on now, ogre boy, and feel free to throw yoself over da nearest bridge, or nearest building, from at least 20 ft up...... da world thanks you, as does the human gene pool, and anybody around yo who no longer has to smell your rotten scent. You know..... da one dat follows you eternally, and has condemned ya to walk around reaking of dog shit, ralphis piss, and as a result, ensures dat no one around you can actually finish their lunch, WITHOUT it ending up all ova da floor, in a nasty, mucus filled pile. P.S. have a nice day/night/whateva da heck time of eternity it is in yo personal little corner of hell. ¦]-~
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    Look at me cos I'm lame

    Well.......... dat was a LOUSY waste of about 2 minutes of mah life! Thank you so much Fred, I now believe dat I, as well as everyone who has heard dat song, is now a little bit...... no, A LOT MORE DUMBER, thanks to yo ass. /me shoves Fredrik in a barrel full of fish heads, goose feces, and used condoms, and mails his ass right da fuck back to sweden! :P P.S. catchy beat though, dawg!