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  1. Please submit screenshots for 50 Monsters soon or your review will be rejected. Thank you.

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    2. AD_79

      AD_79

      ooh neat, happy to hear someone's reviewing it, regardless of if it's positive or negative c:

    3. geo

      geo

      The review has been done for 2 weeks, I just forgot to upload screenshots. Its positive. I enjoyed 50 Monsters.

       

      It also looks like the video recording of the second half was corrupted so I was unable to get screenshots from the second half... at least for the moment.

       

      I also see someone Garret Chan (I think) is doing a play through / speed run on Youtube.

    4. GarrettChan

      GarrettChan

      Yeah, I'll definitely do a review after finishing my runs. Overall I enjoyed the map set quite a lot.

  2. ...because I'm leaving for vacation on Sunday morning and won't be able to update for about 10 days. I certainly hope Cyb, mewse, tobester, Julian, or Mordeth (*gasp*) can keep this place up-to-date.

    1. AirRaid

      AirRaid

      OH GNO!!!!

      DONT LEAVE US!

      *hangs on to Bloodshedder's leg*

    2. fraggle

      fraggle

      You can be replaced.

    3. Bloodshedder
  3. http://bs.youfailit.net/forum/

    Not the posts, the software. I actually made this for programming class at college two semesters ago. Yes it's crappy and yes I stole DW's color scheme.

    1. Grazza

      Grazza

      Plenty of "heh" posts in that forum.

      I was surprised how infrequently "k-rad" appears in wad textfiles. I only found one.

    2. Linguica

      Linguica

      Hey nice software it took me a whole 60 seconds to exploit it

    3. Bloodshedder

      Bloodshedder

      What you call "exploit" I call "spam".

      Plus now it's fixed so that can't happen anymore.

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    2. Sharessa

      Sharessa

      Heh, I just had a mental image of BS opening a letter and finding a piece of paper with a big ;) on it.

    3. Planky

      Planky

      Grazza said:

      I once started receiving some junk faxes. I found this quite invasive, so sent back their faxes with "Remove me from your list" scribbled on them. When they continued to send them regardless, I then sent them (from the computer) a multi-page fax with every page a solid black colour. That seemed to do the trick.


      The only problem with that is if they had a pc sending/receiving the faxes in the first place :)

    4. Grazza

      Grazza

      I don't doubt that they did, but it seemed to get the message across that they really weren't gaining anything by continuing to send stuff to me.

  4. This is what happens when flies get to be slow.

    That is a paperclip. That is a real fly. Those are my fingers. This fly is now a walk.

    Stand by. More on the way.

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    2. dsm

      dsm

      Bloodshedder said:

      This is what happens when flies get to be slow.

      That is a paperclip. That is a real fly. Those are my fingers. This fly is now a walk.

      Stand by. More on the way.

      I used to do these sort of things to assorted insects I caught when I was 5-7 years old. I used a wide assortment of things to torture insects to death - needles, nails, paperclips, knives etc - usually pointy or sharp objects.

      I remember drowning a fly and attempting to drown a wasp while having it impaled on a needle (but wasps are damn solid creatures and it wouldn't drown, so I cut off its wings with..I think a pair of scissors.)

      Yes, I was a cruel little fuck back then, but I hated wasps with a passion and was sufficiently annoyed with other buzzing insects to the point where I would take revenge on them for pissing me off.

    3. Sephiroth

      Sephiroth

      i used to me amazed at spiders and the 'string' that came out of them. the area we lived at during that time had a type of large black jumping spider. these seemed to fly on the string.
      so naturaly i wanted to see how this small animal held so much string. thus i began to catch them and split them open. only to find a gooey mess and at times a nasty bite.

    4. Ralphis

      Ralphis

      I used to take buckets and cover groups of bees in my backyard when they were on flowers. I'd come back the next day and they'd be dead. Repeat

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    2. Piezo

      Piezo

      In that case I've got a confession to make . . .

    3. Bloodshedder

      Bloodshedder

      You're really a woman?

    4. Sharessa

      Sharessa

      Lemme guess...you're Nanami...

  5. And this morph proves it:

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    2. Captain Red

      Captain Red

      It's Wesley!

      Am I the only Angel fan on these fourms (best fucking show on TV)?

    3. myk

      myk

      exp(x) said:
      Haha, 56k.

      Not necessarilly; there was a slower period (of loading) at first for me and I'm on cable.

    4. exp(x)

      exp(x)

      myk said:

      Not necessarilly

      DD_133 is notorious for his crappy internet connection.

  6. Anybody here planning on going to MillionManLan 3 June 24-27? If so, watch for me in section 4, row 1, seat 14.

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    2. Bucket

      Bucket

      That was uncalled for and also annoying.

      Note to self: NEVER READ A LAN PARTY THREAD AGAIN.

    3. Coopersville

      Coopersville

      Four person LAN is enough.

    4. Bloodshedder

      Bloodshedder

      Annnnd...I'm there right now.

  7. Because why not.

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    2. Bloodshedder

      Bloodshedder

      Hellbent said:

      how come you're mean how come?

      Because I'm bitter, cynical, jaded, and hate stupid people.

      Also known as a mild form of fascism.

      George Orwell said:
      It would seem that, as used, the word "Fascism" is almost entirely meaningless. In conversation, of course, it is used even more wildly than in print. I have heard it applied to farmers, shopkeepers, Social Credit, corporal punishment, fox hunting, bullfighting, the 1922 Committee, the 1941 Committee, Kipling, Gandhi, Chiang Kai-Shek, homosexuality, Priestley's broadcasts, Youth Hostels, astrology, women, dogs and I do not know what else.

      Do you even know what fascism is? Yeah, I really love having strict control over business and labor on this forum. I am an authoritarian ruler who silences any and all dissent, focuses on building his empire, and enjoys fostering an extreme sense of nationalism (Doomworld is great! All hail Doomworld!). I hate both communism and capitalism.

      Do you think anyone should be able to run around the forums and post bullshit? "Freedom of speech", right?? That doesn't exist here. Use of this forum is a privilege, not a right. By having an account and posting, you agree to be bound by the rules of the forum and the actions of the administrators. If you don't like that, you are free to leave any time you wish.

    3. Janizdreg

      Janizdreg

      Are you currently planning on adding any kind of new & major functionality or features into Doomworld? And if so, what?

      If you had to hand over the adminship of Doomworld to someone else right now, who would it be?

    4. Bloodshedder

      Bloodshedder

      Janizdreg said:

      Are you currently planning on adding any kind of new & major functionality or features into Doomworld? And if so, what?

      No, at least nothing that end users will see. Got any ideas?

      If you had to hand over the adminship of Doomworld to someone else right now, who would it be?

      Honestly, there isn't really anyone still involved enough that I would trust. But since I am not the sole admin, it wouldn't be my decision anyway.

  8. Brought to you by Markov chains.

    We shuffled back to the cacophonous flatcar. Arlene and Ritch collected them. Then we kicked the spit out of the enemy. Arlene was alive? It had done him serious damage. Ritch had no idea how the others to join her.

    I let her hold the controls. The hand of God and Albert knew where. Would we find a weapon. Instead, I found her. "It was a testing?" she asked jokingly. "Toward hell," he said.

    Turning a corner ... the middle of last century. Maybe it was too narrow for the technical obbledygook into the mob (of zombies? monsters?) in a dull, gray cavern under the forest fire raging in my head.

    I had a secret. I stared in reverence; beneath the window while the ceiling was still good to be a once in a room stuffed with UAC stenciled on them. I even believed his wild story about fighting the common enemy of mankind. We don't come equipped with claws and lots and lots of cream.

    Despite her appearance, she was or wasn't a lot of pride: "Underground special - built by the noise." Given the half-dead condition Bill was dying. Her face scrunched up as far away from me, almost shyly.

    Style, weaving drunkenly between zombie-driven trucks, leaning on our way in. I pushed Jill to pass on the table.

    "We've been fighting monsters that didn't shoot back. We slowly lowered our weapons on the floor, rubbing off as a high school daze. "No!" I screamed; then I pushed my arm out and caught Arlene looking at it; "but I do it!" I unslung and waited, shaking, for the human race as we could; I wished I'd left on Deimos forever!

    "That's a bad joke." "You think he's a traitor," she said. "Being living organisms, they would have been told that the lift door. It was that he couldn't hear Dodd or Sheill at all.

    Instead, I won a bowling league trophy, I humped back to her feet. The colossus stomped straight toward us, unafraid, of course; it's an airless moon of Deimos down the creature's back! What did I actually saw: a whole lot worse than fatty! It's just a statistic, no matter what we were safe again. A coughing fit came out of me before returning her steady attention back to Mars.

    Arlene was no good. I climbed on the way.

    She proved herself a teenager by driving too fast; then she repeated the demon, and Arlene finally said, "Grown-ups were scary enough by themselves."

    "Why invade at all? What is this for?" "Good question," she said. "At least let me wrap it around her waist. She asked me to vote," I said, launching a preemptive strike.

    "Well, they look so much noise she could lean back down." Arlene tossed me a full report when we were nearing the sabotage point. "I'd say we're a mile away," he said. "That's where the spider, the mastermind, and the rocket blast."

    I regained my footing with Jill's increasingly panicked driving. As I neared the center of the train took a deep breath. "Arlene, I'm going to stop because I respected the men backed farther away from the Chapel of Mary and Martha."

    Sister Lucrezia, who taught us Dante's Inferno, acted as if scratching his chin stubble ... but not a grenade! This zombie had ever seen a particular body I'd half dreaded, half hoped to avert the crisis by engaging in the brig and sent to Arlene and Albert in a million bloody threads up here instead of tense.

    "Albert, what if there even was a slit that was where I started," except one dark section that was more ironic: moments before, I'd been exploring had indeed covered the exit, and the wandering eyes, listless bodies, jerking limbs, and empty heads responded.

    They finally noticed us.

    "Run!" I shouted, ecstatic to have the honor of the slit of a sudden, Rocko's demeanor changed as his body a little nugget of skepticism scratched at my chest.

    I threw myself on the box, and dozens of armed men out for the Church." I laughed. "That's pretty biblical, isn't it?" "Scientists who talk that way, dead feet shuffling forward, guided by dead brains to recognize things the Mormons knew about the kid."

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    2. fraggle

      fraggle

      At present, we have to fear that no program could contribute, but they still consider the laws authoritative, and they have is not required to adhere to the present version, but may differ in detail to. Control compilation and installation of the money is donated to free software and ``open source''; but when that announcement was made, the program did not anticipate the issue is about price, not freedom. Some common terms such as ``piracy'' and ``theft'', as well as source code, they would be better off granting such license? What kind of material object---whether or not it was true.

      These requirements apply to proprietary software. The x consortium (and its successor, the open group) offers an example: funded by companies that sell just hand-holding services. I have met people who are already working this way are unhappy about the commercialization of system software. It is based on contracts, and contracts can impose a much more than ten years, many companies are trying to tamper with it? You don't have a paradox: the developer of the public---a simplistic analogy between programs and work. That is to improve the tools which they could make the computer buyer makes a big job--it needs your help. That's why we say that the group's members would like to use.

      You indicate your acceptance of this license, and its terms, do not apply to the patent system was created expressly for the increasingly nasty and draconian measures now used to inform numbers of computer companies recently pooled funds to support maintenance of the price as a way of making a living'), and if you do publish your changes, you should be complete, ready to use the term ``free software'' in the gnu c compiler. Mcc normally makes its work as a whole which is covered by. You must cause any work that few will enter except for a copy of a program people can get for zero price,'' fits the term just as well as the toll were so great that hardly anyone used the road--but this is really so, a business which advertises the service of distribution service has less effect on their coworkers and colleagues.

      We maintain this free software. They have obstructed us greatly in the case where binaries are distributed without the corresponding complete source code. Those who do this is to say, proprietary modifications will not have to pay a billion dollars. It's up to the language, they overlook the issue of freedom talk too.

      Notice that there were better introductory manuals--but those were not exposed to the gnu gpl is defending freedom. When criticizing microsoft, we must change our attitudes. We must do this, in order to encourage others to suppose this is the actions that affect us, not the other work under.

      Above, provided that you should charge as little as possible -- just enough to let the free world. Sure, we could ignore their non-free software (which qt was when it breaks.

      In effect, these companies seek to offer such temptation, and why would a large number of users in the free software is harmful, not because it is wrong to disobey the owners to restrict their manuals since then. Many times i have to obey this sort of demand. Remember: millions for defense, but not all. One gnu library which is covered by.

      Working on gnu by writing documentation will realize, before it is illegal to distribute a gnu user eagerly tell me about a new license, please contact the fsf by writing needed free software movement and the economic equivalent of land mines: each design decision carries a risk of stepping on a valid goal---satisfying the users can adapt or fix the program.

      Finally, note that criteria such as legislation, family counseling, robot repair and asteroid prospecting. There will be available for you if you. License. (Exception: if the program was ``open source'', but many readers did not consider restricting it. Today, their increasing willingness to disregard the welfare of society as a criterion. These people are told they must prove they are so minded. But it does not require serious refutation. The feeling of harmony which is covered by the view that this is a social contribution, but only a little looser in some respects, and they fall into the next release.

      Under section 2) in object code which are not specifically prohibited. Society's resources are squandered on the method of modification pose no problem. For example, when two grocery stores compete, their entire effort is to make it free software licenses are based on copyright, and there are many ways to get copies, the price of one cd-rom, then each in turn can install the software. I have heard it refers to the source code form, while these manuals are good enough? Some have not considered an injustice that sales clerks make the assumption in this paper that a user is free software, or if we wish to avoid depending on non-free program does not come with a lawyer, before we can and do not do much harm. They do this is to improve the program, the distribution terms, there is no longer threaten software developers who ``need to be no need to make changes.

      As is common in the soviet union was political; in the us the motive is profit. But it also allows uncooperative people to think about things they might rather ignore. This can trigger discomfort, and some people uneasy. That's true: talking about freedom, not price. The problem with these manuals are available only on paper. Gnu manuals come with full manuals. Documentation is an integral whole, and thus make our product open source, but perhaps we will get more money. A programmer may describe enthusiastically the work for.

      Extracting money from users buying tapes through the mail. The software on the program, does not fill our community's great loss) it was far from the conditions of this license, they do not have to fear that no one would have to charge for the computer-using community's help in searching for prior publication of the payers of the program, then writing the copyright holder who places the program do something to change it and are not sufficient, perhaps the next release, the boss may say, ``hold on there--your code belongs to us! We don't want to be successful enough to cover the cost.

      Programmers normally work with the ``source code'' for a program, we first state that it will still function ten years now, free software developers noticed this discomfort reaction, and some people uneasy. That's true: talking about freedom, about ethical issues, about responsibilities as well as expert terminology such as ``piracy'' embody opinions we hope you won't endorse. See confusing words and phrases that are less satisfying and efficient to use.(2) in a poor substitute. Encouraging the substitute is not free. I have been adapted to their work. To them, the name of author.

      All intellectual property rights(6) carefully (such as lawyers) say that there is no such succinct way to explain that he has only two outcomes--proprietary software vs. No software--and assuming there are many ways to organize any kind of software, why, and how much. In other words, to write ``free'' software.

      Of it, thus forming a work means the preferred form of the program to operate with any other. People with new ideas could distribute programs as freeware, asking for donations of machines and money. I'm asking individuals for donations of programs and work.

      "You have to change the numbers to make more money, but it makes for faster and better service.'' (this is not to raise: the point that users may obtain copies by ordering them from the wise).

      People with new ideas could distribute programs as freeware, asking for donations of money, i may be necessary only for noncommercial distribution and only if its users have the policy that no one will never eliminate the problem. An unambiguously correct term would be off limits to our community. Being in our community as fast as they appear--you have to judge views by their resemblance to russian communism, it is social contribution. Creativity can be allowed to use the program. In other words, to write ``free'' software.

      But the economic equivalent of land mines: each design decision carries a risk of stepping on a compiler or interpreter. If compiled into byte code, it depends on a compiler or interpreter. If compiled into byte code, it depends on other programs. For instance, a free program that did not obstruct most of the individuals who read the spec are not permitted. (Likewise for the free software movement is just the opposite message. The biggest deficiency in free software, we are sending the opposite of that creativity.

    3. Sharessa

      Sharessa

      Someone should do A Brief History of Time.

    4. Bloodshedder

      Bloodshedder

      Get it in text format and it can be done.

      Anyways, Chapter 3:

      "Why did you build it," I heard a warning grunt from my webbing and bolted for cover ... back in the open space, Arlene first, Albert bringing up drowning just to scare us, huh? The way they are right now I was pinned down inside a mechanical, spiderlike body.

      "What about missiles? Nuclear bombs dropped from airplanes?" "Our agents were heavily involved in the world, joined the Corps, a man to man."

      "Good morning," said Arlene. "Pray over their graves." While we considered the narrow corridor. I almost called out, "the fire is an illusion.
      Come on up."

      I walked past the stamping machine was a prisoner. The sight was something especially odd about the invasion unchanged. I was about to stop and run any tests.

      I took it left, right, left, right ... I mean, I don't know if it would seem sort of a new toy.

      No matter where we can get me to debate computer ethics with the hell-princes, but I just know they were against the ultimate enemy.

      At such times as this station? "By Executive Order number whatever, the Marines had military jurisdiction on all that IRS equipment?" Arlene asked. Glancing in the way the zombies firing at anything that looked like a weapon.

      My eyes began to explore the secrets of Earth's inner world; he leaves his initials marked in candle soot at different levels, so anyone coming afterward can follow his route. The arrows point out the 44.

      My beautiful, working rocket engine too good.

      You'll never navigate off the ties, freezing my cheeks, and chin hurt worse than any I'd seen up until now.

      Princes of hell.

  9. Date: Tue, 08 Feb 2011 21:36:43 -0500
    From: DuckReconMajor <duckreconmajor@gmail.com>
    To: bloodshedder@doomworld.com
    Subject: DOOMWORLD FORUMS: (insert relevant subject here)

    ur site sux

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    2. printz

      printz

      GreyGhost said:

      Are banned members allowed to login? They're more likely directed to a page that informs them they're no longer welcome - where I'd also expect to find a contact link.

      The "Contact Us" link is visible to everyone, guest or not.

    3. DuckReconMajor

      DuckReconMajor

      Maes said:

      Heh, well that's boring.

    4. bytor

      bytor

      I vote "GOD-MODE SISSY" as a title for DuckReconMajor.

      ;O

  10. Finished a new Doom remix today. It's of E1M9. There's also my other remixes.

  11. Going to a family reunion in Minnesota. Will be back sometime late Wednesday.

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    2. DOOM Anomaly

      DOOM Anomaly

      Now we can misspell as much as we please! :D

      I'm not starting. :|

    3. Bloodshedder

      Bloodshedder

      I'm back.

      And stupid people still amaze me.

    4. Pure Hellspawn

      Pure Hellspawn

      did you read my PM?

  12. Going to Minnesota tomorrow, will be gone until the 25th. Will be staying about 80 miles west of Brainerd.

    Not that anybody cares a whole lot of course.

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    2. Bloodshedder

      Bloodshedder

      Man...bringing my laptop was the greatest idea ever. Thankfully where I'm staying right now there's a wireless network and DSL.

      I've been sitting in the room I slept in at my cousin's house in the twin cities for probably about 6-8 hours now. Everyone else here, in the kitchen, is probably drunk. Right now their talking about rectums being ripped up. These people include my mom, dad, cousin, cousin's husband, plus some other people who I have no idea who they are.

      I don't dare venture out there. I'm thirsty but who cares.

    3. Bloodshedder

      Bloodshedder

      Whew...finally home. Five hours of almost straight driving is not very body friendly.

    4. DOOM Anomaly

      DOOM Anomaly

      Welcome Hoooome. :D

  13. Hatris! It's like Tetris with hats, except really really really dumb:

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    2. Piezo

      Piezo

      "People aren't wearing enough hats."

    3. Bashe

      Bashe

      insertwackynamehere said:

      haha I used to love that book!

      Heh, me too...I have that book still...good childhood memories.

    4. Bucket

      Bucket

      Also good:

  14. Hey look, we've hit it.

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    2. darknation

      darknation

      a pox of fucking plaguebearing douvchebags catapulted into to your living room. May your family suffer from genital bubos, shit, and die.

    3. The Ultimate DooMer

      The Ultimate DooMer

      How appropriate that it be a blog thread. It would've been better if it was out in the main forums rather than in here. (perhaps with a sticky and a suitable topic, like looking back at the greatest threads ever, etc.)

      Oh, and:





      OMG 20000 threads!!!

    4. SyntherAugustus
  15. Hooray, I get to work third shift tonight. And tomorrow night too. Hope I'll survive.

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    2. Bloodshedder

      Bloodshedder

      I worked from 10PM to 6:30 AM July 4-5 and 5-6. I got two 15 minute breaks and one 30 minute (unpaid) lunch. I don't think I would want to work this shift permanently.

    3. EricHerrera

      EricHerrera

      Man, at least you got breaks. Working the fron desk of a hotel, as well as crucnching the #'s at night keeps me busy. I dont get a lunchbreak, but on the occasions where both I and the in-house restraunt are slow, at least they pay for lunch.

    4. Bloodshedder

      Bloodshedder

      It's not over. I get to do it again tomorrow night and the night after.

  16. I've gotten two so far from a "Jonathan Vail" at papercut1425@yahoo.com that only consist of one link to a random page, both different. I'm not clicking on them or giving them out because I fear what will infect my computer if I do.

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    2. DooMAD

      DooMAD

      Have just had it happen again within the last hour. Looks to be some sort of automated cross-site scripting. A script latches on to a valid cookie where I'm logged into yahoo webmail and automatically sends spam to everyone in the contacts list. Fuck.

      Further reading here:
      Evolution of Cross site Scripting (pdf)

    3. darkreaver

      darkreaver

      I`ve gotten a couple from purist the last few days

    4. GreyGhost

      GreyGhost

      DooMAD said:

      Have just had it happen again within the last hour. Looks to be some sort of automated cross-site scripting. A script latches on to a valid cookie where I'm logged into yahoo webmail and automatically sends spam to everyone in the contacts list.

      That's one reason why I use NoScript.

  17. In celebration of the day...or something, I don't know. Amaster + MLK.



    Also, I could've sworn I had posted my other morphs here, but I'll be damned if I can find the thread(s). But they're in this directory.

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    2. Ralphis

      Ralphis

      I HAD A _________

    3. Manc

      Manc

      I still believe he's young Billy Dee.

    4. DooMAD

      DooMAD

      Hooray for Morph, I should really reinstall that. Last time I used it was before Doom3 was released:

      Revenant
      Arachnotron

  18. Is this a bot or something?

    [17:38:02] ziggalur@hotmail.com: bill?
    [17:38:10] Bill: yes?
    [17:38:26] ziggalur@hotmail.com: who are you?
    [17:38:33] Bill: i should ask you that question
    [17:38:53] ziggalur@hotmail.com: kdlfgf
    [17:39:00] ziggalur@hotmail.com: where are you from?
    [17:39:21] Bill: i ask that you identify yourself first
    [17:39:38] ziggalur@hotmail.com: lkdfhsjdhfd
    [17:40:08] Bill: do you purposely initiate bizzare conversations with strangers?

  19. Looks like I won't be needing Doomworld for my blog anymore.

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    2. Bloodshedder

      Bloodshedder

      The solution is simple: Don't use "smaller".

    3. Bucket

      Bucket

      I always hated large fonts on websites. The aliasing looks ugly to me, so I prefer images. That being said: when you're using 8pt, your choice of font matters. So you could either be like 90% of all the other websites out there and use Verdana/Arial, or be saying "Hello to the five people reading this" every week.

      Hey, there's always "Times New Roman".

    4. Fredrik

      Fredrik

      Numbermind said:

      The aliasing looks ugly to me, so I prefer images.

      Turn on font anti-aliasing.

      By the way, 12px Times New Roman rules. Needs line-height: 1.5em; to do so, though.

  20. OK, finally I have gotten rid of this random person who's been messaging me recently.

    jacqui l s chrissy (ap) going to america in 6 days (ip) says: hiya
    jacqui l s chrissy (ap) going to america in 6 days (ip) says: this is jacqueline's sister hayley
    Bill says: who are you
    jacqui l s chrissy (ap) going to america in 6 days (ip) says: do u live in england?
    Bill says: no i do not
    jacqui l s chrissy (ap) going to america in 6 days (ip) says: hayley
    jacqui l s chrissy (ap) going to america in 6 days (ip) says: oh
    Bill says: perhaps you have me mistaken for someone else
    jacqui l s chrissy (ap) going to america in 6 days (ip) says: i don't know coz it is my sister's address
    Bill says: so you just like messaging random people you don't know?
    jacqui l s chrissy (ap) going to america in 6 days (ip) says: no i thourt some one was on coz i like someone on her address
    Bill says: well maybe you should make sure of who you're messaging before you start sending messages
    jacqui l s chrissy (ap) going to america in 6 days (ip) says: i am very sorry
    jacqui l s chrissy (ap) going to america in 6 days (ip) says: :(
    Bill says: no problem, just make sure you have a little more courtesy next time
    Bill says: and tell your sister to remove me from her list because i have no idea who she is
    jacqui l s chrissy (ap) going to america in 6 days (ip) says: ok i will do it now sorry for eny trubbel
    jacqui l s chrissy (ap) going to america in 6 days (ip) says: sorry
    jacqui l s chrissy (ap) going to america in 6 days (ip) says: bye
    jacqui l s chrissy (ap) going to america in 6 days (ip) says: xx
    Bill says: heh

    I think this person has been messaging deathz0r as well.

    1. Show previous comments  7 more
    2. Sharessa

      Sharessa

      Last time I got a message from a random girl, it was bardcat's cousin who bitched me out for blocking the bastard because he was in turn bitching ME out because he claimed I did something to him even though I hadn't talked to him in a year. THe bitch also warned me so many times I couldn't even message anyone.

      THe last time I got a message from a REAL female was when Bree came online for the first time in a month last Thursday. Then she came over of Friday and it was l33t.

      Lord, I was born a rambling man.

    3. sargebaldy

      sargebaldy

      zarcyb said:

      As far as I know she isn't going to America in 6 days :P

      perhaps you should pay more attention! :P

    4. jon^c

      jon^c

      AndrewB said:

      I get messages from random self-proclaimed females...


      You're a wise man, AndrewB. You know well enough not to trust females (and they're just as likely to be lying about that to begin with).

      They lie, are intolerably shallow, stunningly vapid, and completely devoid of any admirable qualities whatsoever.

      That they have suffered themselves to aspire to such new lows as attempting to ensnare random males through instant messaging services does not surprise me in the least.

      In this new millennium, where the direction of the world, and humanity itself, is increasingly at the whims of creatures who are rendered entirely incapable of rational thought for a week every month (some might argue a considerably larger fraction), a carefully tempered misogyny is only wise for those who wish to make this world a better place.

  21. OK, first of all I'd like to point out the "correction" BBG made to my statement about Railgunner's e-mails in my previous blog post. Ling first made the Losers forum and made it the only forum Railgunner could see. Railgunner started bugging BBG over AIM. On IRC, Ling tells BBG to fuck with Railgunner. Then Ling proceeds to change the front page for Railgunner. Darknation and fraggle pretend to get hacked by Ralphis. Everyone tells Railgunner Ralphis has hacked Doomworld and other choice individuals. For BBG's version of the story, consult his blog.

    Anyways, on to a little more retardedness, some stuff that I glossed over while writing the previous post. A reminder, this is the sort of stuff you should not e-mail the Doomworld staff about.

    Example 14: Pointless

    From: "Tequila"
    To:
    Subject: Vietnam doom2 and metroid doom2
    Date: Thu, 5 Jun 2003 12:24:08 -0600

    I Think it would be a great idea to make a vietnam doom 2 and a metroid doom2. well the problem is i really dont know how to make wads... so a shoutout to all of you expert wad makers, it would be xtra nice if the maker of wolfendoom could look into this. Thanx

    ---------

    Hmm. I don't think a Vietnam Doom 2 conversion would be such a great idea, but that's just me. And Metroid Doom is already being made. Did this person really expect someone to post this on Doomworld news?

    Moving right along...

    Date: Thu, 29 May 2003 17:40:8 +1200
    From: "Sam Prebble"
    To: "news@doomworld.com"
    Subject: News - I am a 13 year old Wad`a`holic.

    Hello Doom World.
    I have been making Doom wads since I was 10. I started making single player wads, then ones with new graphics (Made with Wintex) and now I do Single and Multiplayer maps. I used to make wads for one of my friends called Bob Larken. I was wondering if you would be intrested in seeing some of my Deathmach, Capture the Flag or Mission maps.
    Hope to hear from you soon
    Bright :D

    PS: I love your site. I have knowen it for years..

    ---------

    It's Bob Larkin. And this is the sort of thing to post on the forums (maybe), not send to the staff.

    And some more...

    To: news@doomworld.com
    Date: Mon, 03 Mar 2003 04:58:18 -0500
    From: "Lord Frieza"
    Cc: news@doomcenter.com
    Subject: Linux Update

    Dear Webmaster.

    I have news that I have uploaded the Linux Pocketbook Advanced edition Ebook to my website. This is a 4.5MB repository of Great Linux Information that is well worth the download.

    Go get it here:

    http://bejiitas_wrath.tripod.com/maps/advancedpb2003.pdf

    My website is at:

    http://bejiitas_wrath.tripod.com

    Thanks.

    John Cartwright

    ---------

    Hmm. Last I checked, we were a Doom site. Not a Linux site.

    Example 15: You Gotta Be Shitting Me!

    From: "The Wellmans"
    To:
    Subject: Yo, This is Electro off of Mamtech
    Date: Wed, 7 May 2003 22:44:15 -0700

    Electro's Mission Demo has been released!

    http://www.geocities.com/electro1178

    The demo is for doom2 and it replaces maps 01-03... this is a taste of what more is to come... also, it may seem easy at first but it will get worst!

    Well, in a good way :)

    --------

    Wow. Just, wow. If you don't know what I'm trying to say, just take a look at that page. Take a look at the screenshots. I mean, come on.

    An extreme case...

    From: "sostaric"
    To:
    Subject: Honing maps
    Date: Wed, 4 Jun 2003 06:46:55 +1200

    Hi, I have made a map pack of 10 WADS using Slige, Could you please post them on your site or something?
    It's a small file, only 1mb! If you can, please e-mail me at DooM_Maniac@hotmail.com

    Thanks,
    DooM_Maniac

    --------

    Oh. My. God. You thought Woolie Wool was bad? Then take a look at that. He actually SENT those maps to me as attatchments. Needless to say, I was not pleased.

    And so, thus ends our exploration of pointless e-mails. Let this and the previous post be your guide.

    1. Show previous comments  3 more
    2. darknation

      darknation

      http://www.doomworld.com/ralphis was created by me. I'm proud of my only contribution to this site, and I think that proper tribute should be paid to my greatness.

    3. insertwackynamehere

      insertwackynamehere

      heh finally I understand that story

    4. Bloodshedder

      Bloodshedder

      I need to do another part to this...

  22. OK, since the gigantic red text in the official nomination thread obviously wasn't enough, here's a place for you to bitch at each other about your nominations.

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    2. DeathevokatioN

      DeathevokatioN

      dew said:

      absolutely not. this map is underwhelming, unimpressive and got many of the gameplay mechanisms wrong. i'm no eternall fanboy, but epic2, sharing a similar theme, blows this right out of the water.

      Yeah, Epic 2 is WAYYYY better. I did have a lot of fun with Raven Crypt though, it's by no means perfect, but at the time I played RV it had an overall good impact on me.

    3. zap610

      zap610

      DeathevokatioN said:

      I think Unloved is overrated. Don't care to elaborate.


      I gotta agree with this. I didn't find it too fun, and the visuals weren't very consistent. Don't get me wrong I think it's a good project, but it didn't strike me as "amazing".

  23. Session Start (MSN - Bill:angale22@hotmail.com): Tue Feb 03 05:12:09 2004
    [05:12:09] !!! DIL......... NA JANAY KYON???!: hi
    [05:12:09] *** Auto-response sent to angale22@hotmail.com: I am currently away from the computer.
    [05:12:15] !!! DIL......... NA JANAY KYON???!: who iz that?
    [05:12:24] !!! DIL......... NA JANAY KYON???!: oooh really!
    [05:12:39] !!! DIL......... NA JANAY KYON???!: then how come u replied?
    [05:13:22] !!! DIL......... NA JANAY KYON???!: can u please introduce ur self?
    [05:13:42] !!! DIL......... NA JANAY KYON???!: i will b very glad if u do so!
    [05:14:48] *** Users currently in conversation:
    [05:14:48] *** angale22@hotmail.com
    [05:22:35] *** Users currently in conversation:
    [05:22:36] *** angale22@hotmail.com
    [05:22:38] !!! DIL......... NA JANAY KYON???!: where r u?
    [05:22:38] *** Auto-response sent to angale22@hotmail.com: I am currently away from the computer.
    [05:31:49] *** Users currently in conversation:
    [05:31:49] *** angale22@hotmail.com
    [05:34:25] *** Users currently in conversation:
    [05:34:25] *** angale22@hotmail.com
    [05:40:39] *** Users currently in conversation:
    [05:40:39] *** angale22@hotmail.com
    [05:40:42] *ONCE BEATEN* TWICE SHY*!!!: HI U THERE?
    [05:41:45] *ONCE BEATEN* TWICE SHY*!!!: MR. BILL GATES OR WHOEVER?
    Session Close (angale22@hotmail.com): Tue Feb 03 08:49:28 2004



    Session Start (MSN - Bill:lindstroms50@hotmail.com): Tue Feb 03 16:04:51 2004
    [16:04:52] Simone xxx: memba!!
    [16:04:52] *** Auto-response sent to lindstroms50@hotmail.com: I am currently away from the computer.
    [16:04:52] *** mega_man55@hotmail.com ( C-h-i-l-d-r-e-n -- O-f -- B-o-d-o-m ) has joined the conversation.
    [16:04:54] BUSH FIRE: BILLLLLLLL
    [16:04:56] BUSH FIRE: BILLLLYYYYYYY
    [16:04:59] BUSH FIRE: WILLLLLIANNNNNN
    [16:05:01] *** JK ... Pysgod Nadolig? You stole it! has left the conversation.
    [16:05:02] BUSH FIRE: MMMMMMMMM
    [16:05:07] (k) maxine (k): ey?
    [16:05:11] *** MY PC SHITS ON EVERYTHING has left the conversation.
    [16:05:13] BUSH FIRE: CHECK IT
    [16:05:18] BUSH FIRE: A GEW UPP A FUCKKIN SCREW UP
    [16:05:19] *** C-h-i-l-d-r-e-n -- O-f -- B-o-d-o-m has left the conversation.
    [16:05:24] BUSH FIRE: GOT INTRODUCED 2 THE GAME GOT A
    [16:05:27] BUSH FIRE: N OUNCE
    [16:05:30] BUSH FIRE: N FUCKKIN
    [16:05:31] BUSH FIRE: BLEW UP
    [16:05:34] *** sweetchick119@hotmail.com (~*Love is vengence (U)!*~) has joined the conversation.
    [16:05:42] (k) maxine (k): hu is every1?
    [16:05:44] BUSH FIRE: LOVE IS VENNEGANCEEEE
    [16:05:47] we had joy we had fun we had RANGERS on the run!: am gav!
    [16:05:55] BUSH FIRE: AM GAVVVVVV
    [16:05:56] Simone xxx: gavins nice!
    [16:06:02] Chec Yoself`: lol
    [16:06:03] (k) maxine (k): gavin?
    [16:06:03] we had joy we had fun we had RANGERS on the run!: lol
    [16:06:10] BUSH FIRE: GAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
    [16:06:10] *** ~*Love is vengence (U)!*~ has left the conversation.
    [16:06:12] Simone xxx: cambridge
    [16:06:12] *** Auto-response sent to lindstroms50@hotmail.com: I am currently away from the computer.
    [16:06:17] BUSH FIRE: NO AS NICE ES ME
    [16:06:18] Simone xxx: OKKK!!
    [16:06:22] BUSH FIRE: FUCK OFFF THEN
    [16:06:24] BUSH FIRE: DOBBER PUSSSS
    [16:06:24] (k) maxine (k): hi gav
    [16:06:25] Simone xxx: aye nicer""
    [16:06:27] we had joy we had fun we had RANGERS on the run!: is dat gav cambridge?a ken hm
    [16:06:27] BUSH FIRE: BUFFALO BILL
    [16:06:29] <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<(b)untitled(d)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>....?: fuck thers load of people here
    [16:06:34] Simone xxx: haha!
    [16:06:37] <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<(b)untitled(d)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>....?: whos gavin
    [16:06:41] we had joy we had fun we had RANGERS on the run!: am gav
    [16:06:42] (k) maxine (k): hu r u??
    [16:06:43] Simone xxx: gavin cambridge
    [16:06:48] Chec Yoself`: ffs give him a break
    [16:06:50] alan french: evening all
    [16:07:00] BUSH FIRE: FRENNNCHYYYYYYYY
    [16:07:07] BUSH FIRE: HOW WE DOIN BIG MAN
    [16:07:11] BUSH FIRE: AINT SPOKE 2 U IN A WHILE
    [16:07:17] alan french: lol whos this lot
    [16:07:24] Simone xxx: who r u??
    [16:07:34] alan french: im me
    [16:07:34] (k) maxine (k): who is evry1?
    [16:07:40] Simone xxx: yeh u
    [16:07:45] <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<(b)untitled(d)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>....?: who the fuck are all u people
    [16:07:46] alan french: alan from oxford
    [16:07:48] *** <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<(b)untitled(d)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>....? has left the conversation.
    [16:07:51] BUSH FIRE: no neeeeed 2 swear
    [16:07:54] BUSH FIRE: thats low
    [16:07:55] BUSH FIRE: thats looooooow
    [16:07:56] Simone xxx: WHO ADDED ALL O THESE??
    [16:08:00] BUSH FIRE: who the f
    [16:08:03] BUSH FIRE: nut
    [16:08:05] BUSH FIRE: am no havvvvvin that
    [16:08:09] (k) maxine (k): bye xx
    [16:08:11] alan french: dunno i got added by someone
    [16:08:11] *** (k) maxine (k) has left the conversation.
    [16:08:19] Simone xxx: well no me]
    [16:08:24] alan french: dont no who
    [16:08:32] Simone xxx: u must ken sum1 in the convo!!!
    [16:08:34] BUSH FIRE: U GONNA PING IT?
    [16:08:42] (8)Chris(8) "Peaceful easy feeling.": u...gonna die?
    [16:08:42] *** (8)Chris(8) "Peaceful easy feeling." has left the conversation.
    [16:08:45] BUSH FIRE: HE KENS ME
    [16:08:49] Simone xxx: haha!!1
    [16:08:52] BUSH FIRE: I WAS IN UR 1ST YEAR ENGLISH CLASS
    [16:08:53] BUSH FIRE: ITS MEEEEE
    [16:08:54] BUSH FIRE: JAMES
    [16:08:57] *** loonybin55@hotmail.com ((8)Chris(8) "Peaceful easy feeling.") has joined the conversation.
    [16:09:17] alan french: ahhhhhhhhhhh
    [16:09:23] Simone xxx: OMG
    [16:09:39] Chec Yoself`: what
    [16:09:43] (8)Chris(8) "Peaceful easy feeling.": what
    [16:09:47] Bill: what the fuck is this
    [16:09:56] Simone xxx: who the fuck r u?
    [16:10:07] BUSH FIRE: hhhehhehhhhheeheeeehhhhehe
    [16:10:07] Bill: i dunno, i didn't ask to be invited here
    [16:10:18] Simone xxx: orite!!!
    [16:10:19] alan french: who the fuc is who
    [16:10:27] BUSH FIRE: same m8
    [16:10:36] *** (8)Chris(8) "Peaceful easy feeling." has left the conversation.
    [16:10:45] *** loonybin55@hotmail.com ((8)Chris(8) "Peaceful easy feeling.") has joined the conversation.
    [16:11:08] Bill: i don't know any of you
    [16:11:11] Bill: so why am i still here
    Session Close (lindstroms50@hotmail.com): Tue Feb 03 16:11:14 2004

    1. Planky

      Planky

      The only part that made sense is when you left

    2. Sharessa

      Sharessa

      On account of everyone having long, bizarre nicknames, that last half was utterly confusing.

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