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  1. darknation

    Guess what game I've got now?

    Blood - The game that sold a million areosol cans.
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    nes stuff

    I bought myself a snes (my old one broke) with Super Mario All Stars, Mario kart, Streetfighter 2 turbo, Mario World and Super Metroid. Super Mario Three on the All Stars cartrige is simply one of the best games of all time. I've also got a nes with a shitload of games... in fact I've got every version of Super Mario 2 that Nintendo ever released in this country. It's quite cool, playing it on the nes and then playing it on the gameboy advance.
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    website#18

    Well i didn't thnk they were that bad. Ah well.
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    For those of you who like to draw (like me) :p

    God, let me count the resons. 1) He could not draw. 2) He sent a letter home to my parents at half term saying he fully expected me to fail my final exam. 3) I passed wy final exam with a B+, half a mark away from A. The highestr mark in the class. 4) He lost my submissions for the exhibition. 5) He constantly interfered with my work, adding constant 'improvements' to my design. 6) He wrote that I was disruptive and "ecentric" on my school report card, landing me in endless shit with school concillers who were under the impression that I had mental problems when i was in fact just taking the piss out of them. eg. counciler - "Have you got any problems at home chris?" Me - "Yes. My dog just died, my mum is a junky and my dad left home. And he molested me. And I'm gay." Counciller - "Oh you poor soul. Take a month off in compassionate leave." Me - "Thank you." 7) His big bloated bald head contantly distracted me. 8) He was a dick.
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    Christ With Butter It's My Lucky Fucking Day

    Never EVER get toothpaste on your helmet. Don't ask how I discovered this.
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    Christ With Butter It's My Lucky Fucking Day

    BLOWJOBS SPREAD TOOTH DECAY
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    Is AOL guilty?

    Heh.
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    Terror at 100mph, and it could've been me grieving

    Doomworld Deadpool - Bets are now on as too which member is going to be the first to drop dead form an O.D.
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    it was great now its 2 dollars

    Or even worse are made out of real voodoo and every time he shoots a zombie his cat spontaniously combusts.
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    In the name of all that is holy...

    Ach, to hell with it. The website sucked anyway. I'll come up with a better design later.
  11. Ok, can somebody tell me why my webpage has started doing this? The links are appearing as big red blocks... I don't know what particular form of HMTL mutilation dreamweaver is pulling on me now, but I'm begining to get really pissed off. I'll dance at your wedding if you can help me figure out why. It's probally quite simple and I'm just being thick.
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    Christ With Butter It's My Lucky Fucking Day

    I brush like once a day... I should do it more often, but I'm lazy. I got layers of plastic coated onto my teeth when I was a kid and that basically made my teeth invincible to cavities. I'm terrified to go to the dentist now though, I've not been for two years and I know he's gonna find something to drill outta my skull.
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    For those of you who like to draw (like me) :p

    My art teacher was the goatman. Asshole is right.
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    Millennium today-or not?

    Homosexual Space Marine Ork from my Bloodbowl team "Da BrewKrew" Smelly Spacemarine I sculpted one of my mates as a bad guy for a particularly stupid session. Really really old model.
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    In the name of all that is holy...

    I dunno if anyone is interested, but I posted an archive of all my webdesign for last year. There are a few good examples of the craft in there, but it's mostly trash. teamdeim.com/acapella/websites1.htm This is why I never get any doom mods finished...
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    Guess what game I've got now?

    I played my way into the second hub on hexen back in my playstation days. And I remeber the graphics being very VERY good, a bit more cartoony than doom but fucking class anyway. I got stuck after a while... I prefer linear episodes to the hub system anyway.
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    Tom Hall Interview

    Well, that's alright because the original doom was supposed to be seeped in RPG elements ("Hand of Lothar" etc.) until Tom Hall got the boot. Yey for common sense also.
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    For those of you who like to draw (like me) :p

    I used to draw pictures of cute little soilders on one page in my chemistry sheets, then next page I would draw a landmine, and on the next page... I diliberately did a lot of drawings to piss people off. Liek this Mrs Friedberg lunatic, totally catholic, never owned a TV in her life... she wanted me committed. And my old art teacher wanted me psychoanaliysied. Heh.
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    In the name of all that is holy...

    Reason why I'm doing it that way is so I can use CSS to change the background (eg to green), change the text colour and the entire site looks totally different. And this way i can align the foreground graphics that much easier.
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    Female Doomers...

    Anyone who cheats on their partners deserves to be completey battered. My old ex-best friend is in a polywassit relationship. But then again, he's a 20 stone whale with no moral standards and an unfortunate sexual deviant. The guy is huge... his ass is about twice the size of mine, and I'm a BIG guy. He walks round the corner and the fucking japanese whaling fleet hoves into view with him. Anyway, he's a fuckup and his attitude to sex reflects that. One of the reasons why I'm dead set against these polythinigies.
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    In the name of all that is holy...

    Don't laugh, but i wrote a large part of my novel in notepad when word decided that it was unregistered and took the huff. Notepad rules. I can write in it without the spellchecker detonating, mainly because it has no spell checker.
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    Doomworld Links Page

    DOOM FUN!!!
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    In the name of all that is holy...

    OK, nevermind, it's working now... OK, get this. It works fine when I'm downloading it off the net, but when I try to view it from my hardrive I'm getting the red shit. And the reason why I never offered the link is because HTML generated by dreamweaver tends to be really fucked up. I just thought it was a pretty common error that someone could say "Retard, just delete the <bollocks> tag". http://www.teamdeim.com/acapella/index.htm it won't display right because it's not finished yet, but you get the idea.
  24. Damn your retarded prison system... And cars suck... anyone my age always drives a fucking fiesta or a shitty nova which is not worth the scrap that made it unless their parent's are rich or they acquire it by shafting other people. (strangely enough those two often walk hand in hand). I'd rather walk or get the bus than by a car like that.
  25. Junky scum. You goin' to jail and bubba be fillin' yo ass wit his 18" man-meat!
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