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darknation

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  1. Who needs a car when you can fllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
  2. Freddy would have Jason's ass in shreds. I know that and you know that. And the Nightmare on Elm Street movies have far more class than any friday the 13th scat. Bruce Campbell would have them all though...
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    Female Doomers...

    Yey, from doom to women to NIN to suicide to amiga to wmull and back to doom again. That about covers life.
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    file planet sucks!!

    How much $ is bandwidth these days anyway? Oh, and fair enough if they want to charge for demo's and such, it;s just the whole mod thing that get's me irked. Like if I was to sell mods on CDs and charge just enough to cover the CD and postage, I'd probally get done.
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    file planet sucks!!

    Uh, if mod makers can't charge for the four years of hard work they put into a TC then howcome gamespy is allowed to reap in the cash from the efforts of others? Tis the shit.
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    file planet sucks!!

    YEY FOR GAMESPY!!! I can understand charging for bandwidth, but the fact is that if it were nt for the individuals making mods (for free) Gayspy would have nothing to offer the public in the first place.
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    Text to Speech Translation

    I read on the news a few days ago that sombody had perfected an artificial lung and larynx that a computer could push air though to make a noise like a human voice. All they need is to figure out how to make an articulate tongue and the computer could really "speak". They could use the same technology to help those with speach problems or mutes. Or I could have one implanted in my ass to scare people with...
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    Female Doomers...

    Best one was when I had to lug nintendo+games six miles to get to wend's house because "she wasn't well" (ie: hangover) and needed something to do. Then she st and played mario kart for maybe five minutes before deciding to spew all over her bed ("motion sickness") Keep your woman away from that computer... ultimately, it will inflict only pain upon you.
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    REAL Doom editing

    If only someone whould make Dehacked support in a nice, easy to manage windows editor...
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    Quick news: here goes another victim again

    You'll find much worse than that on other forums out there... the guys on fuckedcomapny have a complete obbsession with lubing each other up and raping each other, and the somethingawful goons... dear god... And doom does not cause me to curse and swear and threaten to kill. I'd say that real life has had FAR more influcence than any game or community... assholes in real life have made me into the bitter twisted evil motherfucker that I am today.
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    Duke Nukem Forever is 5 years old

    Daikatana has been defeated!
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    First memories of Doomworld.com

    FRIED MARS BAR SUPPER I bet you all think this is a joke too... you can really go into a local chippie and order a fried mars bar. And damn they are good.
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    Computer troubles...

    Yep. Sounded like a Korn song... I'd record it for you but the PC would crash before I could save the recording :p
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    Computer troubles...

    Dammit, Quake 2 and Red Alert fefuse to install on windows 2K... i'm getting bullshit "Only made for local win95" messages before it even starts installing. I need a win95 emulator... :p
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    Quick news: here goes another victim again

    yey! Thank you. Yup. I bathe daily in the blood of tards to keep my skin supple and youthful. That's right. You see when someone picks up a gun and blows another human being into giblets, that what we call "bad". And when you are bad, you must be spanked. And I spank with this big-fuckoff-stick-with-nails-in-it, because once yout head has been spanked clean off your body you are no longer capible of being a naughty boy. No, there were not ultra-christians... they were bonafide shiteating crazy motherfuckers. Another excellent observation from m0l0t0v, master of the obvious. And while it's OK to be different, it's not ok to fashion explosives with the intent of blowing up your school. God bless.
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    Id games

    Interview with the Spampire. I've been waiting my entire life to use that joke.
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    Quick news: here goes another victim again

    Fods: yeah you can get your hand on small calibur pistols, but anyting really nasty is banned (except for law enforcement officals, go figure). I'm not a gun nut so I don't know how much hurt the little pistols dish, I was just pointing out how easy it is find alternatives to magnums. And as for the sword, I was doing karate at the time, so it was legit... kinda... I got damn far too, I was one test away from black belt when i found out it was going to cost me £150 quid for the fucking exam... and then I got fat. And now you know my life story. Woo.
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    First memories of Doomworld.com

    *sniff* Happy days...
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    Quick news: here goes another victim again

    #1) British gun law = retarded. Pistols are a no-no, but who gives a shit because shotguns are freely avalible to any pecker who wants to go hunting. Saw off the barrel and you've got an easily concealed firearm to go out and massacre with. No problems. #2) Britsh Customs = joke. I waltzed into the country with a japanese sword shashed in my suitcase imported from spain. It could of been anything, from a suitcase fulla coke to semi-automatic weponry. we have enough difficulty keepign the damn planes in the air without them coming flaming down from the sky and annialating some poor bastard's town, let alone providing effecting imigration and customs controls. #3) Damn straight. #4) it's usually the psuedo-intellectuals that go fucking crazy enough to want to shoot up a school, so it safe to assume that they are capabile of outwitting most law enforcement officers (who tend to be high school drop outs who get a job with the feds as a bobby because they failed uni or college) and coming up with ways to get their hands on weaponry. Just look at that fucker Harris... he was making bombs and shit with common household detergents and chemicals. You can't ban Biz Biological Detergant. The only safe defence is weeding out those with mental problems and putting them someplace safe (like in the ground, six feet under). If the teachers see two shady bastards makign maps of the school and walking around the place dressed like darth fucking vader, then maybe they should report it to the police and get a bust done on their houses. better safe than sorry. Sorry if I seema little crazy about this, but I'm trying to write a book about this and I'm in the mindset right now. People should notice these things, the parents should notice if their son has an unhealthy preoccupation with Adolf Hitler or has a stack of Guns and Ammo six feet tall. My main arguement is this: Deal with the crazy motherfuckers before the event. Edit: Whoops, lost both the plot and the spelling... thread had went from school shootings to burglars and I got totally caught up in my little rant and forgot about it. Heh.
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    First memories of Doomworld.com

    It was beautiful, filled with doomy goodness with fantastic forums and the nicest people that I have ever met on the net and it was brown... Oh wait. That was doomnation. Damn.
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    Quick news: here goes another victim again

    I've got a samuri sword on ym wall and you can bet that any fucker who breaks into my house in the dead of night is going to get the pointy end in his gut. Of course there was that unfortunate incident last summer where I stabbed and killed my stepfather, but he would of understood. Stupid bastard should of been in by 10pm anyway.
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    Ling and fodders pics!

    There are really big fuckoff holes in darwin's arguements... often two mutations would have to be simultanious in order to be of benifit to the organism, if one developed before the other (e.g. bats - wings before that weird radar/sonar-shit and vice versa) or you'd just get a lot of bats spread all over trees or sitting on the ground making those cool clicking noises but being untimately useless. OK, bad example, stolen from Michael Crighton no less, but you know what I mean. Darwin was wrong, at least partially.
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    Computer troubles...

    I'm running wondows 2000... killed it last week when I highlighted about 75 mp3's and pressed enter... rather than create a playlist with the said songs, stupid winamp opens 75 instances of itself and proceeds to play all the songs at the same time. It hurt...
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    No more /newstuff?

    Shit. I liked the oldstuff articles, but they disappeared also.
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