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  1. darknation

    What's your favourite Doomworld thread?

    Any thread that involves the sex lives of DW members. Literal penis comparison, teenage virgins bewailing their lot, not-teenage virgins regaling the forums with tales of all the times they have never had sex, genuine sick fucks accidentally outing themselves as pedophiles, two furries yiffing in the corner, at least three serious mental breakdowns, bawwing, depression, AIDS. Sex threads never fail to deliver. Each and every one is a fucking glorious trainwreck that simply cannot be stopped and leaves a trail of utter carnage in its wake.
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    Traditions, Superstitions, Omen, and the like

    Well fuck, that's me convinced. There can be no other explanation for these paranormal sightings and activi... Oh. Nevermind, carry on secular universe, nothing to see here.
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    Military coup in Turkey?

    Die with a rope around their neck, one assumes.
  4. darknation

    Traditions, Superstitions, Omen, and the like

    I read somewhere that fucking virgin girls can cure you of AIDS.
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    Pokemon Go, opinions?

    Heh, people seriously think that it's going to cause their children to disconnect from reality? It's called imagination. I'm told kids do it all the time.
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    Daesh [ISIS] Murders Crowd of People in France

    Well sounds like you have it all figured out. Good for you. I'll have to try meditating on a mound of dead frenchmen next time I am feeling exceptionally classy and want to win a flamewar.
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    Daesh [ISIS] Murders Crowd of People in France

    how the fuck did this thread go from mass murder to relationship problems?
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    Favorite Doomworld members

    I have returned. By popular demand / begging ling for access to EE, choose your poison.
  9. An update from Scotchland.

    We are fucked.

    Brexit has fucked us. Here are the gory details.

    Once upon a time, there was a Conservative / Liberal Democrat coalition. This was the Lib Dems first time in government, and to make it there they sold their fucking souls to the devil. Their leader, Nick Clegg, was elected on the promise of doing certain things (like abolishing university tuition fees) and then he promptly reneged on those promises, shat in a pot and told us all it was delicious beef olives, we must eat it.

    This went on for four fucking years.

    Come the next general election, David Cameron made a cunning plan. His Liberal Democrat partners and he made a pact - the Conservatives *would* stand candidates in Lib Dem held seats, but those candidates would consist solely of swivel-eyed lunatics that no one in their right mind would vote for. Thus the Lib Dems would hold onto their seats, the Conservative party would be rid of their loonies and the coalition would march forth into a bright future of cheerfully fucking the poor over ad infinitum.

    Then the Lib Dems lost all their seats, because no one was voting for a bunch of lying, scheming snottery shitbags who would fuck their granny's corpse on live TV for the merest scrapings of power. David Cameron did not see this coming, because David Cameron is a stupid cunt.

    Instead, England voted in 50 seats worth of fucking homicidal maniacs. Those very people that Cameron was trying to put out to pasture returned to Westminster in triumph.

    Scotland, meanwhile, was busy planning the Hilarious Rape of the Labour Party. You see, we had a little independence referendum all of our own, and we watched in horror as the Labour party combined forces with the Conservatives, much like a shit Captain Planet. And if there is one thing we in Scotland hate more than a fucking Conservative, it's people who willingly consort with Conservatives.

    The Independence vote failed narrowly. If we removed those over the age of 65 from the equation, then we would have won. Pensioners fucked us. We don't care. It seemed a simple matter of waiting till those old fucking bastards die and then going for another referendum. This is Scotland, home of the Deep Fried Mars Bar, so it won't take long.

    To make time until the elderly totter off into their early graves, we raped Labour, much for the same reasons that England raped the Lib Dems. Gone were all the Scottish Labour MP's, in were 54 seats worth of hilarious ginger Nationalists. And, because we are a spiteful race of pure bastards, we invested Alex Salmond with his new title of 'Fucker of the English' and sent the whole fucking busload of them down to Westminster.

    Labour promptly imploded.

    Tony 'speak anywhere but the fucking Hague' Blair's loathsome little homunculii were deposed in favour of a geography teacher. The homunculii went REEEEEEE and spent the next fucking year trying to stab the geography teacher in the back, missing, and stabbing themselves in the face instead. Repeatedly. The Conservatives also went batshit insane, the right wing uniting under Boris Fucking Johnson. David Cameron did not see this coming, because David Cameron is a stupid cunt.

    And then Brexit.

    The term being bandied about is 'Post-Truth Politics', a nice way of saying 'everybody lies.' And it's not like they were even being subtle about it. Voting is easy when one side is clearly lying their fucking arses off; it becomes rather more difficult when both sides are actually clinically fucking insane. It's not so much a case of voting for the lesser of two evils; it's a case of voting for either a man who looks he uses his hair to wipe sperm from the faces of bukakke actresses or voting for a man who actually fucked a pig.

    For the record, Scotland was 62% in favour of staying in Europe. I assume this means that we had a harsh winter and the old pensioner bastards are dying off quicker than expected. England, being apparently retarded as well as racist, voted out. Wales also disgraced themselves. Ireland joined Scotland in the sanity club, which means that even a bunch of alcoholic celtic maniacs who enclose pipebombs with their voting slips managed to fuck things up less than the rest of you fucking assholes.

    None of this matters, because what England says goes. Scotland will be dragged out of Europe against our wishes. Or will be, once this latest bout of internecine party warfare finally expires. No sooner was the Brexit vote confirmed than the entire of Westminster collectively went Caligula. David Cameron rage-quit like a autistic counterstrike player. Gove stabbed Boris. The Blarite homunculii tried to depose Corbyn for the 177th time this year, and stabbed themselves in the fucking face again. Someone found Margaret Thatcher's head in cold storage and reanimated the cunt in a satanic ritual. Nu-Thatcher swooped in to save Boris, made him Foreign Secretary (da fuk?) and Boris performed what can only be described as a political falcon punch straight back into Gove's tiny, hairless little bollocks.

    Oh, yes. Nu-Thatcher. Theresa fucking May, a woman so fucking foul that every time a poor person dies her vagina dentata clatter in delight and whisper ALLL IISSSS DUST on winds that reek like an open grave. The Scottish LOVED Thatcher, this clotted fucking revenant will be SURE to save the fucking union.

    And so we come to the present day. There is probably a moral to this story somewhere, but fucked if I can see it. Maybe, when you see your next door neighbor wandering around in blackface screaming about how the Polish have stolen all his jobs and erecting a burning cross in his front garden, you should run like fuck whilst you have the chance.

    Or maybe I should have pulled a Shipman when I worked in the nursing home and killed all those old bastards what fucked us in the first place.

    The benefit of hindsight, I guess.

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    2. Cupboard


      You guys turned in your card set way too early, now the British get like 160 armies next turn

      Things could be worse, you could be living on the same continent as Putin, Erdogan, and al-Assad

    3. ReFracture


      While I'm not sure I better understand any of this... I still loved reading it.

    4. Eris


      darknation said:

      Theresa fucking May, a woman so fucking foul that every time a poor person dies her vagina dentata clatter in delight and whisper ALLL IISSSS DUST on winds that reek like an open grave.

      10 out of fucking 10 :D

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  10. OK, I'll bite. PM me the cut scenes / directions.
  11. Ngaz represent Blogs 4 life yo

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    2. joe-ilya


      TraceOfSpades said:

      Wouldn't be surprised if I eventually am.

      You got it!

    3. NuMetalManiak


      SavageCorona said:

      I've never been banned but I've been branded with a warning with my custom title. At least I see it as a warning because I Was Typing Like This in reply to someone that typed like that. It was a subtle form of shitposting but it's still shitposting.

      I love how people remember you from the custom title and the skeleton thread but not from the time you ended up with an impossible postcount so long ago.

      Never been kicked off of anything, but this may be because I don't post if I don't have anything worthwhile to contribute to a topic. Usually I follow this guideline and stay out of the dumb crap entirely because lord knows what'll happen/who'll respond to me if I join in there. If anything, I'm incredibly paranoid about my own posting.

    4. SavageCorona


      I remember that post count thing lmao I was borderline spamming the forum at that point trying moreso to escape lurker status than to get my cool custom avatar

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  12. darknation

    DOOM easter eggs / references / injokes

    Uh, surely this is referencing Evil Dead 2. There is a page in the Necronomicon called 'the hero that fell from the sky' or some shit that foreshadows Ash's unfortunate ending.
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    John Carmack wins a BAFTA

    constantly harp on about how doom was a game-changer, re: speed, then show segments of the game as played by some armless fucking child who can't even find the run button. Seriously.
  14. has been declared. Two enter, only one will leave.

    I have three mates; Jock, Paul and Shaun. Both Paul and Shaun own property right next door to each other. This is ironic and slightly tragic, because they fucking loathe each other.

    Jock, Paul and I are in the pub getting minkit. Shaun is not in the pub, because he is banned again for twatting somebody during a particularly aggressive karaoke competition. Everyone is pished.

    Jock and Paul go home together, and because Paul is stuck in the 90's, decides to start blaring Happy Hardcore on his stereo at one o'clock in the morning. This irritates Shaun, who proceeds to Paul's doorstep and has the mother of all chimpouts allover his welcome mat. Paul and Jock answer door and threats are made; things are said that cannot be unsaid. Shaun threatens to do Jock in, so Jock punches him in the face.

    Riots erupt.

    The police are summoned. Jock makes his escape out of a second floor window and flees into the night, a wanted man who is still, as far as I know, at large. Paul declares his innocence of the assault; as he is only guilty of terrible taste in music and not of actual assault, the police leave him be with a simple caution.

    Shaun rages.

    Fast forward half an hour after the police have left. Paul sits in his living room in a coma. He is rudely awakened by the brick that comes sailing through his front window. Clean through. There is no note attached to the brick, because Shaun has a bit more class than that. Paul rushes to his door to confront his attacker, but of Shaun there is no sign. Instead, he sees that someone has spent his half-hour productively, and has carved the word DICK nine inches high into his door with some sort of cutting instrument.

    I fucking love my mates. But they are probably going to kill each other at some point this week.

    1. Blastfrog


      Well that's a crazy situation.

      Also 90s techno is the best. :V

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    working on a sprite, no idea what sort of weapon to give the little fucker. Might end up in a doom wad some day as a basic enemy so no nukes plzz. Suggestions welcome.
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    Getting there, but the upper torso on this is going to be bobbing everywhere. I hummed and hawed over this, and finally came up with this idea. The small square indicates where the foot needs to be during the next frame. The rectangle indicates where the waist should be for the next frame. By copy+pasting the boxes over, I can see roughly where everything ought to be and save myself a lot of fucking about. Will it work? Fuck knows! I'm now making this shit up as I go along because I have never actually properly animated at the 45 degree angle before.
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    New here

    y'know, if you are going to get metaphysical with this project then having a boss that is actually cthulu fuckhuge isn't a bad idea. Scuba made something similar a long time ago. The top of a building isn't hard to make, it has limited texture requirements meaning you could skin it within a reasonable timeframe and you could do something interesting with zdoom's skyboxes to act as a backdrop.
  19. darknation


    Last post tonight, then bed I swear. Someone asked about my process the other day, and I thought it might be helpful to go through it stage by stage. First post on this subject will be actual model making process itself; I'll do animation next time I'm actually animating something. This is Macromedia Freehand. It is made of vectors and win. My usual workspace is a cluttered hellhole of detached limbs, floating palettes and crudely drawn cocks, but I've cleaned it up and shit. Freehand is a dead program because Adobe bought Macromedia and are useless fucking cocksuckers. The modern day equivalent is probably Adobe Illustrator; I wouldn't know, because I'm fucking old school. Some might use Flash to achieve the same results, because you can animate using Flash and save yourself a buttload of effort. Such people are also cocksuckers. As you can see, I have zoomed in 800% to make my life a living hell. There is no logical reason for this, other than I tend to draw small in real life and zooming in until you physically cannot zoom anymore gives me a massive erection. The first column, then. This is the basic maquette I made without any highlights or bullshit. Everything is made from simple polygonal shapes to make animation easier. In this instance, I have also been uber clever, and ensured that the shapes I used can be used during the sprite rotations with little / no editing. One simply moves the arm, for example, midway across the torso, blasts a 110% enlargement on the bastard and calls it a day. This is because I am smart, and smart people make their maquettes as simple as they can. What can't be rotated in this way is designed to be as simple and box-like as possible. The shotgun, for example, is a fucking brick because drawing bricks in perspective is easy and drawing shotguns in perspective is hard. So fuck drawing shotguns. The second column features the shading, which is drawn with vectors in exactly the same way as one would draw shotguns. This is really the texture layer; I'll add in shading / highlights here and there as I go, but really what I'm after here is the illusion of texture. The metal breastplate, for example, has been highlighted with gouges and dents in mind whilst the fabric of the arms has smaller, more subtle creases that evoke fabric. These shapes will change a little from frame to frame, which is fine because fabric moves and metal refracts light differently depending on which angle you look at it. The shapes of the armature will remain static for the most part. The third stage is using lens filters to achieve depth. Lens effects (shaders, basically) can be piled layer upon layer, but they are also gay and break my computer. So I try to use as few shaders as possible and do as much work as I can with the textures underneath. It is also difficult to predict exactly what colour you are going to end up with; in this instance, I used a lens to create a glass effect, which looks nice until you try to convert it to a specific palette (doom) and then it looks like vomit. So don't do that. I'll do animation next time.
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    very rough 180 test, done for proof that it fucking works and I'm not just wasting time here. It does. Kind of.
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    Too much upper bob but it's 6am and fuck it. Is almost as good as I can make it.
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    I accidentally zero gravity. That's so fucking derpy I'm tempted to keep it.
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    Tonight's work. The animation cycle is pretty much fucked. A1 looks too similar to A2 to convey motion and the whole thing slides across the floor like he's skating. I need to get the feet to impact and lift better. The shotgun also needs tweaked to give it a 3D feel and the arms are too static for my liking. Will probably need to add something eye catching on the leg to hide shady animation / give a clue as to which leg is which. A fucking wallet chain or something to give the brain a clue as to what the fuck is happening. Still, overall it's not terrible. The 45 degree cycle will be next and should be fun. And when I say fun, I mean fucking hell on earth.