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Everything posted by darknation

  1. darknation

    Carnage in Paris

    Nothing stopping you from blowing yourself to smithereens in the name of jeebus. Go for it. You have my support.
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    The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross now on Twitch

    I own the DVD box set. The special features are amazing, like in the behind the scenes featurette in which he has a total mental breakdown, smears the canvass with human shit, slits his wrists and scrawls 'FUCK PIG' in blood across a fecal horizon.
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    Warcraft The Movie

    great I fucking love warhammer when is this out?
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    What do Americans think about Scotch?

    au contraire.
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    What do Americans think about Scotch?

    we fucking hate them.
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    got banned any time?

    I have been banned from dw more times than the rest of you retards combined.
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    Anyone want to buy stock in UAC?

    As opposed to just being shit on earth?
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    Authenticity of Ahmed's Clock

    Ahmed's Clock is the new Schrodinger's Cat.
  9. yes! I have been introduced to dwarf fortress by an utter wanker and thus have lost my life until next year. So, to keep me company until spring, I need MP3's, because I am now fed up of the DF soundtrack.

    Specifics: old video game sound tracks. Made of Metal, preferably. If not, at least orchestrated. Anything from the NES - PS1 era will do nicely. Already jamming to the Stemmage Metroid remixes, so there's the watermark. Still looking for a good version of FF VII's JENOVA, so points for that if at all possible.

    Straight to the MP3 if you please. No Youtube shit, unless accompanied by a direct download link. Not fucking about here, this needs to keep my ears well wanked until April. Unleash your finest. No doubt other people on the forum are looking for similar, so we can make this a SPAM MUSIC THREAD.

    No retards.

    1. Clonehunter


      Are you looking for actual downloads to copyrighted music? Or music inspired by that that's free to distribute as downloads on site?

    2. Bucket


      Suck my ass, just put the Skyrim soundtrack on.

    3. Hellbent


      I think I'm gonna give DF another try. Game is for smart people, though. I'm almost smart. :-/ The Quake soundtrack is good. Or this:

      DF seems a bit more intuitive than I remember it. It also seems different than I remember it, I guess they keep updating the game and making changes so that shouldn't be much surprise. Even though I haven't played the game in years I feel like I remember much of the premise/strategy (the little that I had learned which wasn't much). We'll see. Maintaining sanity among my tribe will be one of my high priorities.

      Well, it seems I've chosen a good plot of land to start my adventure. I got no warnings, I have access to water, vegetation and minerals. How hard could this be?

  10. darknation


    I have Ascended in nethack. This makes me better than you all.
  11. darknation

    Post a picture of yourself!

    I prefer fishing / caught metaphors myself.
  12. darknation

    Modern Drunkard Magazine...what is your take on it?

    Fuck me I think I wrote an article for this
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    Is it okay to like Sonic ?

    you're right. I am making fun of something I don't understand. I originally assumed Generation Assburgers latched onto sonic during their childhood and, having no *real* human friends in either school or adulthood, populated their dreams and fantasies with blue fucking hedgehogs and assorted furry abominations. I assume you know differently.
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    Is it okay to like Sonic ?

    I really like the latest design with the blue arms.
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    Is it okay to like Sonic ?

    problem isn't with the games, it's with the fanbase. Sonic seems to be a furry autism magnet and frankly I would rather not be associated with furry autists.
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    So the Ashley Madison leak...

    Murder, rape, pillage, theft, drunk driving, FGM, genocide, taking a shit in the cistern at a party, fucking dogs and horses, general Hitlerism, child abuse, MISGENDERING!, injecting heroin into the fat blue vein underneath your cock, spreading AIDS, dangling your child over a balcony window, chopping a man's cock off and throwing it out of the window of a moving car, selling drugs, leaking files to wikileaks, flying planes into trade centers, releasing anthrax in tube stations, stealing babies from aborigines, oops I accidentally Madeleline McCann'ed, shooting rhinos and elephants... Perspective required, then. As much as you hate your ex for allowing the ingress of another man's peen, there are actually worse things in the world.
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    Selling my Doom UAC Logo shirt on Ebay

    yeah, those planets in the UAC logo look a little scrotumy to me. I don't blame you for refusing to wear it outdoors.
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    So the Ashley Madison leak...

    Interesting. This is my favorite, tho; repent sinners!
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    So the Ashley Madison leak...

    $500K reward posted for selling out the Impact Team Also, moar suicides.
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    Morphic resonance

    yeah I saw that video online and it was fucking nasty man.
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    Morphic resonance

    I fucking love Goatlord threads. The level of crazy simmering beneath the surface here is outstanding. You don't even have to troll, retards just get intellectually incontinent and blow their fucking shit all over the place.
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    Morphic resonance

    1. Sorry Jesus, for I am a cunt. 2. *hits holywater* 3. oiehroiuewfoiehgreghreiuhgh\zxcdkjdlkjdcmncmxznckxcb
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    Morphic resonance

    I am being serious. It's like the power of Jesus just shot out of my fucking keyboard and faith healed my broken balls. Honestly. My dick quite literally just grew another two inches. Praise the Lord, it's a fucking miracle.
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    Morphic resonance

    Ur version of Christianity is clearly less retarded than his version of Christianity. I fucking salute u and look forward to further posts from u on this topic.
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    So the Ashley Madison leak...

    painting these hackers as vigilantes is coming at the issue from the wrong angle. This is not about justice. There is not any sort of agenda here beyond fucking with people for personal gratification. The genius of this epic troll is the choice of victim, viz, rich retards desperately trying to get fucked. And fucked they were. Gloriously.