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  1. darknation

    So the Ashley Madison leak...

    It's not the cheating that I find distasteful; - it's the fucking stupidity of those who gladly handed over their address, credit cards and email addresses to a company that is quite obviously shady as fuck.
  2. darknation

    Explosion in China

    On the plus side, it's a mistake they are unlikely to repeat.
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    Explosion in China

    laughing is a perfectly acceptable reaction to trauma. I once watched a guy lose a finger to a machine in a chicken factory. He was very quiet, looked at the squirting stump where his favorite finger used to be, and laughed. think of it as nervous giggles +1. The throwing up comes later.
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    Explosion in China

    michael bay should direct more news programs.
  5. I think you may be colour blind. That river is quite clearly orange.
  6. darknation

    The Walmart Game

    Carrot Vaseline
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    How long until people stop hating smokers and drinkers?

    such eloquence. I'm guessing your dad got drunk on cheap cider before creeping into your bedroom to fuck you. It's truly an inspiring story. I will mend my wicked ways immediately. You have saved a life this day, my son; be proud of yourself.
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    How long until people stop hating smokers and drinkers?

    I fucking love smoking and drinking. I'm going to do more of it because it annoys moralist little pissants like yourself.
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    pan galactic gargle blaster

    it would. reckon my urine is about 80 proof.
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    pan galactic gargle blaster

    There is a book festival on in our town. The pub in which I work have, because we are fucking geniuses, decided to do a Literature Themed Cocktail Night. The plan is that we take famous drinks from novels and make them, sell them to the punters for vast profits. Vodka Martini, shaken not stirred, etc. Then I realized that I don't actually know any famous drinks / cocktails from novels. Which is impeding our efforts somewhat. Which is why you must help me, for the good of my master's bank account. Any ideas?
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    What would you think of a person like this?

    OP is Batman.
  12. darknation

    This is now the official skeleton thread

    There's the tree that never grew, There's the bird that never flew. Goodnight, sweet prince.
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    This is now the official skeleton thread

    this seems like the next logical step to follow up my Cacoward® winning work on Action Doom 2. I will write this for you.
  14. darknation

    Doomworld is dead, long live Doomworld

    doom will never die, only the servers.
  15. darknation

    New Zealand Out Orwells Australia

    so wait, I can call someone from NZ a cockmongler and they cannot retort becuz Law? This is the best thing ever. I can actually troll someone into jail.
  16. darknation

    Mafia Round 6 - Town Wins

    would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids. And faggots. Meddling faggots.
  17. darknation

    Rat poison found in PL tesco biscuits

    this is going wildly OT. I want more information on these delicious rat poison biscuits.
  18. Apparently I drink an average of 44 units of beer in a week. This is considered to be a bad thing.

    Compiling a high score board of DW regulars. Be honest.

    And now, I'm off to the pub to drink until I'm retarded.

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    2. dg93

      dg93

      Quite possibly the most extreme case of alcoholism I've ever seen

    3. j4rio

      j4rio

      ^ He supposedly died of respiratory depression from opiate they gave him during rehab, which is contraindicated with GABA acting sedatives like ethanole. It wasn't alcohol that did him in.

    4. dg93

      dg93

      j4rio said:

      ^ He supposedly died of respiratory depression from opiate they gave him during rehab, which is contraindicated with GABA acting sedatives like ethanole. It wasn't alcohol that did him in.


      Yeah I looked into that and I think you're right. Poor bastard didn't really have much of a chance to make it through rehabilitation anyway.

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  19. darknation

    DW Roasts!

    You are all fucking spastics.
  20. darknation

    Gay marriage is legal nationwide in the US

    I believe this is traditional at this point.
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    The worst alcohol you have ever tried?

    got a cask weissbeir on at my work at the moment. is fucking vile, shit needs some serious carbonation.
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    Jurassic World has racist Dinosaur

    oh fuck yeah time to get my SOCIAL JUSTICE pants on. Been waiting for this shit tsunami to hit the forums for ages now. I do hope I don't inadvertently mis-gender someone. That would be awful.
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    Any Free PC games you can recommend?

    Nethack. Try the vulture's eye mod if you are struggling. Nethack is honestly what replaced Doom in my top one list.
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