darknation

I fucking love smoking and drinking. I'm going to do more of it because it annoys moralist little pissants like yourself.

I approve.

it would. reckon my urine is about 80 proof.

There is a book festival on in our town. The pub in which I work have, because we are fucking geniuses, decided to do a Literature Themed Cocktail Night. The plan is that we take famous drinks from novels and make them, sell them to the punters for vast profits. Vodka Martini, shaken not stirred, etc. Then I realized that I don't actually know any famous drinks / cocktails from novels. Which is impeding our efforts somewhat. Which is why you must help me, for the good of my master's bank account. Any ideas?

OP is Batman.

There's the tree that never grew, There's the bird that never flew. Goodnight, sweet prince.

this seems like the next logical step to follow up my Cacoward® winning work on Action Doom 2. I will write this for you.

doom will never die, only the servers.

so wait, I can call someone from NZ a cockmongler and they cannot retort becuz Law? This is the best thing ever. I can actually troll someone into jail.

would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids. And faggots. Meddling faggots.

this is going wildly OT. I want more information on these delicious rat poison biscuits.

You are all fucking spastics.

I believe this is traditional at this point.

got a cask weissbeir on at my work at the moment. is fucking vile, shit needs some serious carbonation.

oh fuck yeah time to get my SOCIAL JUSTICE pants on. Been waiting for this shit tsunami to hit the forums for ages now. I do hope I don't inadvertently mis-gender someone. That would be awful.

Nethack. Try the vulture's eye mod if you are struggling. Nethack is honestly what replaced Doom in my top one list.

uh, isn't that the point of freedoom?

we will spoon together in hell faggot.

Spam. All the fucking spam in the world.

I want it on record that I was totally drunk when I changed my vote.

gonna give my vote to the cupboard. Sorry mang, but this shit needs to move forward and your death will prove bytor either right or wrong. unvote whoever voter cupboard

meh.

based on this hypothesis, i don't see why i'd change my vote.