darknation

self preservation makes me change vote. [b] unvote doomthingie vote kirby [\b]

it is the best bandwagon with hookers and blow and more than 300% less chance of getting lynched than the previous people who rode on inferior bandwagons.

I must have missed the reason why Jurassic Park is considered a classic. The plot is broken. The second half of the movie has none. The kids. Dear god, the fucking kids. Massive problems with basic geography / laws of physics. T-Rex paddock has 100ft drop on the other side of the fence that cars can fall down. T-rexes can stealth mode into visitor centers at the end of movies to eat raptors with no noise / destruction of doorways or walls. Theme parks and zoos work fine with a staff level of 3 people during hurricanes. Life finds a way hurghalurghlahaulfhulnglgjlkdsjglksdho;wgfhdsfDERP

sure sign of mental instability. voting for doominator2 because I OWN this fucking bandwagon you mafia cunt. Fuck with me and my town and see what happens.

no one has annoyed me yet to the point where I want to lynch them.

never a finer set of cock and balls in lycra. faggots around the globe will miss his pendulous sack.

I am not a man given to admitting a tactical error. However...

and nothing of value was lost.

get back on faggots this bandwagon has no brakes look, there are 9 of us, there are 2 mafia. Those are good odds to squash one off the bat. Collateral damage is acceptable at this point.

/me strokes bytor

vote: flubbernugget because it's best to get rid of the dumb ones early.

your cocks. give them to me.

from the great nickbakery lollercaust.

dn in.

darknation's capsule review: I saw half this movie. Like, literally, the left half of this movie, because my fucking contact lens fell out. Spent most of the film trying to get it back in my eye, was not happening, so I pinged the miserable fucker across the cinema in a tantrum. Hope the fucking thing landed in someone's popcorn. I hope they ate it and it shatters in their lower intestine. Fuck their colon, I hope they shit blood. Three stars.

ooo check the hipster plums on you

nope, human beings are a resource that we have a slight surfeit of. Let's exploit that.

BOOM of course, the worst thing about urine in your food is when there isn't urine in your food. Because, for one brief meal, you remember that not all food tastes like salt and someone else's kidneys.

more to the point, why does doomguy not have a belly button?

Agreed. People who think that shit tastes like shit should eat shit.

we can rebuild him. we have the technology.

This haunts my dreams and nightmares.