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  1. yeah, so I was drunk the other night and I think I caught my foreskin in my zipper.

    It's fucking sore. It looks gross, lightly skinned, still weeping white blood cells. The scab that is forming... well, it's less of a scab, more of a geological formation made of pus, blood and copious pants fluff.

    I wish I had worn better coloured pants so the scab would look less like a gangrenous bubo.



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    2. Clonehunter

      Clonehunter

      darknation said:

      this should quite clearly have been a poll. Ah well, live and learn.

      Any circumcised men ever caught their wanger in their zip? Because as much as the bloody urinal cake on the end of my knob hurts, I can only imagine that being a hundred times worse.


      I've never been stupid enough or drunk enough to do such a thing.

    3. 40oz

      40oz

      Hah I knew what this thread was gonna be about before I clicked on it. This has never happened to me, as I don't reckless yank that miniature guillotine up when I'm exposed. I think I did pinch it on the zipper once by accident but the terrifying jolt of pain warned me before I did any damage.

      yeah how do you manage this though? I mean, when I piss, I usually pull the waistband under than feed through the little opening in the boxers. I'd never zip up before putting it back in. I don't really have any gruesome penis stories don't think. Be good to it and it'll be good to you.

    4. Megalyth

      Megalyth

      darknation said:

      formation made of pus, blood and copious pants fluff

      So now it really does look like a poisonous mushroom?

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