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  1. I’m giving head but the smeg is all lathering
    I lick the pole; I lick the long sausage javelin
    You cut a fart and the fart smells good
    Take off your fucking clothes and let’s get nude

    I suck your dong, run my teeth along your cavities
    Your gonna cum, gonna spurt it off inside of me
    Tear off your pants, roll my tongue down your thighs
    Give me your sticky goo, I’ll suck you dry!

    Give your man goo
    Give your man goo
    Give your man goo
    GIVE YOUR MAN GOO!

    I love the uncut cock, your uncut cock, your uncut cock!
    I love the uncut cock, your uncut cock, your uncut cock!

    I suck so hard, yes I’m sucking for my salty prize!
    I’m not a poof but I can’t resist uncircumcised!
    PENIS! So big and so hard!
    (I’m out of Vaseline, so let’s use lard)
    My God, I want to come inside of you
    Condoms and lubricants and handcuffs too!
    Arsehole is ready to be sodomized
    Every little prick is ecstasy.

    This is not lube
    Used the wrong tube
    Now I can’t move
    BOSTICK SUPERGLUE!

    I’ve glued your arsehole shut! Your arsehole shut! Your arsehole shut!
    I’ve glued your arsehole shut! Your arsehole shut! Your arsehole shut!

    I’ve glued your arsehole shut! Your arsehole shut! Your arsehole shut!
    I’ve glued your arsehole shut! Your arsehole shut! Your arsehole shut!

    (Take me. With you)
    (Take me. With you)

    Superglue… I’ve glued your catflap to my cock
    Superglue… let’s go down to casualty together…

    (Take me. With you)

    *repeat, fade out*

    - - - - - - - -

    Roll right up!
    Brake!
    Push!
    Crawl right up on your knees!
    Wheeze!
    Fleas!
    Disease! (ensure wheelchairs are properly parked)

    You’ll feel a little prick
    And that’s the end of it
    No more offending it
    Euthanasia! For all that come round
    You retards make me sick
    One jab, it’s over quick
    Bucket for final kick
    Euthanasia! For all that come round

    All the tards are all lined up
    Wheelchairs, pensioners, gammy fucks
    Iron lung, let’s pull the plug

    Doesn’t that make you feel better?

    Shove it up inside!
    Surprise!
    Die!
    Give tards all the blessed relief!
    Tire!
    Expire!
    Pyre! (let’s put these fuckers six foot deep)

    Roulette, let’s try your luck
    Six chambers, all filled up
    BANG BANG your time is up
    Euthanasia! For all that come round!
    Your sins are all absolved
    Six stories – Fatal fall
    Six pills and problem solved
    Euthanasia! For all that come round!

    All the tards are all lined up
    Mongols, spastics, brain-dead fucks
    Iron lung, let’s pull the plug

    Now, doesn’t that make you feel better?

    *audience storm stage, beat darknation senseless with their zimmers, end of show*

    1. Show previous comments  9 more
    2. DooMBoy

      DooMBoy

      dn said:

      lyrics

      heh wtf

    3. Scuba Steve

      Scuba Steve

      Yay! Darknation's Banned!

    4. Danarchy

      Danarchy

      Ultraviolet said:

      I know a gay guy that was drunk once and started hitting on girls. When they responded with "But you're gay!" He got this surprised look and said "WHAT AM I GONNA TELL MY MOM???"

      That remionds me of this guy who went to my high school. He was a flaming gay raver. He always wore rainbow beads and shiny pants and all that nonsesne, carried around pacifiers, etc etc. Apparently whenever he took ecstacy though, he suddenly became Captain Heterosexual and started trying to pick up every chick within a mile radius.

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