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  1. I can’t live without you
    I won’t face defeat
    I won’t leave without you
    You make me complete
    We’re now and forever
    I leave you I’ll fall
    We both leave together
    Or we don’t leave at all.

    Me and my Wheelchair!
    The wheelchair and me
    Cos’ life is so unfair
    Yet my wheelchair stands by me

    We rolled into the bank lounge
    With the aim to get rich
    The teller says, “Hello sir, what can I do for you?”
    And I was like, “This is a fucking stickup you stupid bitch!”
    So she gave me the money
    In hundred pound notes
    She looked at us funny
    Like this was all a fucking joke
    “Do I look like we’re laughing?”
    At you with your functional legs
    So we pulled out our shotgun
    And we shot the bank bitch deeeeeeeeeeeeeead!!!

    Me and my Wheelchair!
    The wheelchair and me
    Cos’ life is so unfair
    Yet my wheelchair stands by me

    We rolled out the bank lounge
    With our money in bags
    A passer by says, “Hey speedy, how’s it going?”
    I says “Die cocksucker, eat shotgun death, thanks for bleeding all over me, shiteater.”

    Our position was deadly
    But by Hell, we stood our ground!
    We rolled all over the country
    We robbed banks in every town!
    We finally got caught
    By the New York City Bank
    We parked by the sidewalk
    And my wheelchair was claaaaaaaaaaaaamped!

    Me and my Wheelchair!
    The wheelchair and me
    Cos’ life is so unfair
    Yet my wheelchair stands by me

    The swat team was pissed off
    The detectives were stoked
    ‘Cause my thieving had caused a national deficit of nearly seven billion dollars, and as a result
    Everyone was broke
    I said, “You’ll never take me alive, copper!
    Go eat some fried bread!”
    They said, “If we can’t take you alive,
    Then we’ll have to take you deeeeeeeeeead!”

    Me and my Wheelchair!
    Basically fucked.
    Me and my Wheelchair!
    We’ve just run out of our good luck.
    But we had ourselves good times
    But now only time can tell.
    We had ourselves bad crimes
    And-I’ll-see-you-all-in-burning-wheelchair-helllllllllll!

    BRING IT ON SHITCUNTS! I’LL TAKE YOU ALL ON, ONE AT A TIME! SQUARE GO! UNDO THE CLAMP AND I’LL BASH YOUR FUCKING SHINS IN! COME ON SHITEATERS! AHA! AHAHAHAHAH!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAH! HA!

    Ha…

    BOOM!

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    2. Job

      Job

      Let's have sex on the beach!
      C'mon everybody, let's have sex on the beach!
      C'mon everybody!

    3. Insomniak

      Insomniak

      Sax on the beach?

    4. Ultraviolet
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