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  1. My girlfriend dumped me
    She said I was
    A fat overweight useless
    Turd
    I said, "But, love,
    what about the chocolates
    I bought you
    Last year
    You ate them like you ate
    my heart
    You ate them all
    and now you are fat
    but I kinda liked you
    pudgy."

    She walked out of my life
    like a walking, leaving thing
    that walks
    leaving me alone
    With my chocolate heart
    but no one
    to
    feed
    it
    too.


    To cheer myself up I bought a sweater.


    Feeling better
    With my sweater
    I talked in rhyme
    just making time
    'to make another female
    mine
    Until that day
    I'll sit and play
    with myself. I'll wank the wank
    and wank and wank and wank and wank

    Idle hands, oh! Ai! Oh ai oh ai aiii aiie oh aiie!!
    Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah!
    Where is my
    passion
    now?

    Oh, I am so stained
    Wool and semen
    Do not mix
    Like my soul
    And her soul
    I thought to bake a cake
    And call that cake
    'Love'.

    How could I be so nieve?

    Penis penis

    The End.

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    2. sargebaldy

      sargebaldy

      that's not punk, that's heavy metal.

    3. deathz0r

      deathz0r

      Save me the pity
      Wah

    4. Danarchy

      Danarchy

      sargebaldy said:

      that's not punk, that's heavy metal.

      Yeah, here's punk:

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