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I sit upon the toilet seat
Where I have been for half a week
I squeeze and squeeze with no result
I grunt and wheeze and cannot halt
For if I stand with awkward stance
I'll loose control and shit my pants
So here I stay and sit and wait
And gurn and fart and constipate
Help me Lord, my soul I'd give
For half an ounce of laxative
Desperate times and desperate act
Desperate rhymes and stubborn scat
A plan comes forth through thought and doubt
I'll use a pen and work it out!
Or sod the pen, I cannot linger
Use my fucking index finger!
The digit slides into my ass
Into my rectum it does pass
Through the rancid human faecal muck
My fucking finger...
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Between then and now, it turned from a forum of poop jokes to a pamphlet of left-wing humour. And poop jokes ;)
I don't see what's left-wing about Viz. If anything it's a tiny little bit right-wing (look at some of their "targets"), but basically apolitical.
BTW, I've recently read Rude Kids - highly recommended if you're a long-time Viz reader.