Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...


  • Content count

  • Joined

  • Last visited

About darknation

  • Rank
    Forum Staple

Recent Profile Visitors

The recent visitors block is disabled and is not being shown to other users.

Single Status Update

See all updates by darknation

  1. Yesterday, I woke up to discover a package in the mail.

    I, confused and half asleep, open said package. A giant, black box with the NIN logo emblazoned atop is inside.


    I read the enclosed letter, which informs me that trent reznor has selected people from the NIN mailing list to recive this complimentary vinyl box, special edition 1697 of 2000.

    I never win anything.

    I'm like, "RAWR! FREEBIES!!!"

    And I pick up the box, and it is light. And with trembling hands, I open the box.

    Trent Reznor sent me an empty fucking box.

    Rereading the cover note, I discover that the competiton was not for a box with vinyl, but just a fucking box that you can store vinyl inside of.

    An empty box, with a cover note explaining how I can fill it with Interscope Products and magically improve my life. Their part of the bargain is sealed by sending me a cheap, bashed 9" pizza box with the NIN logo on it. All I need do is spend rakes of money on their wonderful, pope-blessed vinyl to fill it with.

    I might see if I can get trent to autograph my Empty Fucking Box when he hits glasgow in July.

    1. Show previous comments  12 more
    2. insertwackynamehere
    3. darknation


      to whom it may concern

      shut up spamming faggots


    4. Bucket


      darknation said:

      to whom it may concern

      Anyone here concerned? Show of hands.