Single Status Update
Action plan delta has thus far been a failure. Consultant was found passed out in the private dancer room of a local strip club, the pungent odour of gin and tonic filling the air. The agent who discovered him believes he actually got more on his clothing than in his mouth. Considering he didn't wake up for four and a half hours after she found him, this is quite remarkable.
Agents are advised to regroup at HQ for debriefing and large quantities of alcohol.
Over and out.