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I saw the Conjuring with my girlfriend this weekend after my friends have told me how awesome it was.
This theater was packed with women. I've never seen so many women in a theater. Groups of women, women by the pairs. Only a few couples with a man there. It was surreal. It was like I was at a Twilight movie and not a horror movie.
Whether or not I liked the movie became irrelevant, because the only thing I'm left with after the movie is how bad the experience was. No one in the theater would shut up. This movie proved that scary things are funny to people. Anything scary happened... laughter. Anything scary was about to happen I'd hear 1 - 3 people say 'uh oh' all from different areas of the theater. These 'uh ohs' sounded sincere and not just pricks trying to ruin the movie or anything.
Despite having several ads in a row telling people TURN OFF YOUR PHONES! I heard several ring tones or vibrations from phones almost turned off. Holy shit. What an unruly theater. I've been to several movies at this theater and never had any of these problems, let alone this bad.
Oh and to top it off. I lost count of how many people dropped their keys during the movie. Not just a key ring with a few keys, It sounded as if some people had 80 keys that just plopped on the floor. People just jangling their keys. It made me think at some point people were trying to scare their friends by throwing keys down on the floor or they're too busy digging through their purse that a heap of keys just falls out.
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It's not a supernatural horror movie. It's a "loud sudden noises and CGI gore" movie. Therefore, it is a movie that chavs/wiggers take their cheap dates to.
I haven't seen the movie, I'm just gonna have to take your word for it, but all the reviews I've seen praised it for NOT being a "loud sudden noises and CGI gore" movie. From what I understood from the reviews, there were few jump scares at all, and it wasn't all about blood and gore, CGI or not.
But again, have you seen the movie? I mean, if you have, then okay, the reviews I saw were completely wrong, but if not, I'd like to know where you got that information. 'Cause yeah, I've heard nothing but praise for it not being like a typical modern cheap jump scare movie.
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