Single Status Update
This week was really interesting, I've become a Playa, although for many reasons I never thought I'd become a playa. First is looks, in my own mind I'm very average, the second reason is I've had too much respect for women to actually date multiple women at once. Usually I'll persue one at a time so to speak.
I would tell my friends all of this, but they probably don't want to hear about date after date I've been on. I would post it on my other blog space, but I don't want people thinking I'm some sleazeball.
So it all started last Saturday. My girlfriend at that time wasn't talking to me at all. I'm one of those guys that actually calls women when I say that I will. She bailed on two dates with me, saying she was sick, but date bailing is usually a bad sign. Anyway 5 days went by, she finally sent me a breakup email on Tuesday! It left me feeling warm and fuzzy, she dumped me for a noble reason, she felt that she had been single a year for a reason, and it was to tend to her 2 kids. Normally I don't date women with kids at all, but she's really amazing and special.
So on Tuesday, its when I became a playa. Normally I'd get horribly depressed or turn into a clingy bastard, but instead I went out on a date with a stranger. Her name is Staci, she's one of those girls that looks like a blonde magazine model... yet she talked with me! Amazing, normally someone that looks as good as her would be standoffish, which she pointed out normally if a guy tries to talk with her, she doesn't want to and uses the phrase "whatever" a lot.
The date went wonderful and I've talked with her every day since, but then came Wednesday. Val was Wednesday, a perfectly ordinary 19 year old who is quite honestly off kilter. Talked about revenge on various people. Yeah it was well interesting.
Thursday afternoon was Jess the firefighter, whom she and I had dated a week in July 3 dates after meeting, then nothing else. She and I went out to lunch and a movie, which was of course wonderful, but then came Thursday night. That was with Cass-ahhhh-ndra the EMT, making the theme for Thursday rescue related. That was interesting and good. We met, because I was with my friends, she was with her friends, our friends mingled, and we went away on our little date.
Friday came Kay-Tay or KT. That's seriously how her parents spell her name when she was born. She was energetic, full of spunk and very much like a hippie, minus the pot. I've known her for a while, just never asked her out on a date. Then late at night I went to see my frien Olivia's band play, and hang out with her, granted it wasn't a date, but its another girl to add to the list.
Saturday, two dates in one day again. The first was with Marick, which has to be the most interesting off center name for an immensely hot redhead. Wow she was sleazy. Like usually women just hint at sleaziness or dirtiness, but she went all out. The second date happened tonight, and I've just got home from Staci. I put her in such a happy mood that she decided to tell me 3 things she's never told anyone before. 2 years ago she made out with someone famous at a club in Minnesota, she never kissed anyone until she was 18, and she made out with a girl for the firs time 2 weeks ago.
Anyway, all of this was fun to say, especially because its quite anonymous. I'm going to sleep now :-)
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It's a direct result of my mega cock and a bitch's duty to obey
That was bad. Apologize. Anyway, I persued everyone at once, they weren't girlfriends, and interestingly enough I'm super single, I didn't survive anyone. Actually Cassandra was an interesting reason why she didn't talk to me anymore, she broke off a date with me with 5 minutes notice. So we rescheduled for the next day, but my uncle called and asked if I wanted to help him build something for that same day. Family comes first.
Soooooo I called Cassandra, and told her I promised the next day I would help my uncle, therefore I'm breaking the date with her, but at least I'm giving her a full day's notice instead of being a douchebag and doing it 5 minutes before the date. Which I was just meaning in general, then she pointed out, that's what she did, so she felt I was calling her a douchebag :-) My foot goes in my mouth, but she doesn't talk to me for a good reason, everyone else just lost interest.
therefore I'm breaking the date with her, but at least I'm giving her a full day's notice instead of being a douchebag and doing it 5 minutes before the date. Which I was just meaning in general, then she pointed out, that's what she did, so she felt I was calling her a douchebag :-) My foot goes in my mouth,
Are you kidding? That was smooth and great.