Single Status Update
Six months ago, at a party I met a beautiful woman. She complimented me a lot. We're friends with all of the same people. We had a coffee date, that was it.
We've been facebook friends all that time. She fishes for compliments all the time. Instead of saying "I miss my kids," she says "My kids don't miss me." Then everyone is all complimentative. That's a less blatant way, but she does more blatant things.
I hid her messages, because they annoyed me so much. However, because we're friends with all the same people, I still see when other people post on her pictures and comments.
Today there was a new photo posted. 8 women posted comments about how beautiful and gorgeous she is. So I commented:
- Everyone is all focused on your looks. SadieLisaBeth, you're funny, charming and witty. You light up a room more than a 100 watt lightbulb. :-)
A dude after me commented:
- If I had a rose for every time I thought of you I would walk in a garden for eternity.
And here's the drama starter. I posted:
- Dude... maybe you're walking in a circle. Follow the exit signs.
I meant it as a joke, but that started it. She told me that he was hurt / offended by it. Why would he be hurt or offended? She told me they've been 'dating' months. When I checked her status, it said single. So I called BS and asked her about it, she said she's still single until she's engaged or married.
My opinion is I think I offended her and she was just using him as an excuse. Of course I can just go ask the guy, but hey I don't want to get that involved.
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we became friends on Facebook and it said she's married.
My last girlfriend was "married" on Facebook. She wasn't actually married. She just wanted people on her Facebook to believe that she was for whatever reason a 30 something nutcase would want people to believe things about her that aren't true. Likely due to her insecurity of being in her early 30's and not being married and having a baby. Which fed her martyr complex of being a single woman at her age struggling because she didn't attach herself to a rich man. While hypocritically inside wishing that she did. "But feel sorry and pity me world! I'm the physical manifestation of suffering for feminist ideals! That are merely a way of sucking sympathy due to convenience of my current disposition. *DERP DERP DERP*"
Sorry wtf was this about again? Oh yeah FB profile things which aren't necessarily true. I've had friends do all kinds of things to their profiles just to see how gullible people are.
In short, if Facebook says she's married and she's not actually married, find another box to put your bone in.