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I recently moved to a fairly small town, and I was honestly hoping the driving would be better. Turns out it's worse, a LOT worse. I was driving my brother home yesterday and there was a dog standing in the middle of the road. I honked at it, trying to get it to move but it just stood there. Next I tried pulling forward a little bit, still nothing. Finally I just decided "fuck it" and decided to go around the dog. I was a little hesitant to do this at first because there was a blind corner up ahead, but I had to get the dog to move somehow, and considering the size of the dog I wasn't exactly willing to charge out of the car screaming profanity at the top of my lungs and waving my arms around like an idiot, or anything like that. So I started going around the dog and I was right beside the dog when someone in a truck came flying around the corner going 40 mph. The problem is, this guy doesn't stop. He doesn't even slow down or pull to the side of the road. He just keeps flying towards me. I managed to clear the dog quick enough to avoid something serious, but he did manage to scratch my car. Guess what the guy does next. He keeps going like nothing even happened. I had to get some touch up paint and something to buff out the damage, which ended up costing me around $200 bucks. To make matters worse, the touch up paint doesn't even match the car. I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck was going through that guy's head when he saw me trying to go around the dog.
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Something similar happened to me yesterday. I was in a taxi, and the car in front kept stopping. Eventually the taxi driver decided to overtake him, then as soon as he tried to pull into the other lane, the driver of the car in front decides to try to make a u-turn pulling right into our path. When we finally passed by, the guy shouts at the taxi driver, "I've got your number, buddy!". What a gigantic fucking idiot.
That reminds me of this time when my mom was driving me home from work and this group of 16-year-olds are driving like assholes down the road, so my mom decides to pass them. Apparently this highly offended this teenage punk in his mom's brand new Civic, so he fucking speeds up gets in front of us, and slams on the brakes. My mom avoids hitting him, then pulls into the other lane. Then Mr. Genius decides to fucking speed up, pull in front of us, and do it again. This repeats several times as we're trying to go down the road. Keep in mind this is in the middle of fucking rush hour traffic on the busiest street in the county. I'm surprised he even had room to do this. Eventually we get to a stop light and my mom manages to pull up next to him.
The punk-ass then gets out of the car (seriously, his scrawny ass was going to beat us up? and then what? I obviously had his plate number at this point), and just then the light turns green. My mom takes off and he has to jump back into his car (while cars are honking at him), and he can't overtake us because he's in a fucking automatic (god I love manuals). Eventually we get to another red light and we're in the right lane now. The dude drives past in the right-turn lane and throws a fucking CD at us. ROFL I should have just called the cops on his ass when I got home. I don't think it would have been worth the legal hassle just to see this asshole get his driving privileges revoked until he's old enough to drink though. Though maybe it would have...