Craigs

I have a really nice girl who is stunningly beautiful and buys me things. Wonder how the fuck this happened.

I'm just going to break it to you all that I'm Creaphis' girlfriend

I wish I could be "the gut that gets all the girls", unfortunately every time I get talking to a girl she turns out to have a boyfriend. This doesn't stop them from giving me their full names, places of work, Facebook details etc... I really should find some balls and ask a girl if she's single BEFORE I spend half an hour talking to her. I hate getting on well with a girl, getting her details, then logging onto Facebook and seeing "In A Relationship" on their profile.

PS Now I know who Creaphis is, I'm no longer the newbie on the block. Perhaps I should ask for that to be my custom title ;)