Shin Godzilla

The body is round.

Based

Only the hottest tunes of 1992:

Canadian heavy metal

The body is round.

Just a chinchilla enjoying some scritches.

Raptor riders? Guess I'd better hear them out.

Heavy metal sword & sorcery goodness. I wish I could say likewise about the front man's novel, The Godblade, which is far too tropey for its own good.

A shame, but understandable. It's been a good run. I've been watching some of your videos recently and enjoying them, so whatever lies ahead, I hope it brings greater fulfillment for you, @NiTROACTiVE.

Real Buckethead hours.

I haven't plumbed the absolute depths of bad cinema, but Manos: The Hands of Fate is a contender for sure. Poorly filmed and acted, nonsensical, heavily padded and largely devoid of good ideas. Even with friends, substances and/or the Mystery Science Theater version to help you get through it, it's a struggle. A few other contenders for Worst Thing I've Ever Seen, off the top of my head: Carnival Magic (a family film by a porn director, ohhh boyyy) Godzilla (1998) King Kong Lives

We do a little Kreatin' sometimes.