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  1. UV says:
    HEY! YOU AREN'T TEH REOL YALONOBOSKII!!1
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    YOU SHITBILGING ASSWINCH
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    I'VE TOLD YOU BEFORE, I'M A GODDAMNED VETERAN
    UV says:
    Heh.
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    YOU FUCKING RESPECT ME
    UV says:
    YOUR MOTHER
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    UEAH, YOUR MOTHER EXACTLY. THAT'S WHAT I'LL BE DIGGING UP LATER OUT OF THE OUTHOUSE SO I CAN TONGUE KISS HER CORPSE AND FILL IT FULL OF EXPLOSIVES YOU LITTLE JIZZ SOAKED MAGGOT.
    UV says:
    hahaha
    UV says:
    Man, that's sheer brilliance.
    UV says:
    U FAG
    UV says:
    So what's new?
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    Well, getting drunk, throwing stuff off of the K-mart building at 1 in the morning, the usual.
    UV says:
    haha
    UV says:
    sweet
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:

    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    howsabout you?
    UV says:
    um... work, school...
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    hmmm fun. where do you work?
    UV says:
    the college
    UV says:
    heh, same place I do the school stuff
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    convenient! heh, If only everything could be so central with this stuff.
    UV says:
    heh
    UV says:
    I could always work at a foundry and go to college there too.
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    there ya go!
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    see, I have a plan alot like that myself actually
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    I want to be a nun.
    UV says:
    heh
    UV says:
    a foundry nun?
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    no, a JEWISH nun
    UV says:
    ahh...
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    I think that if I can get into the Jewish nundry foundation of cappa delta trogdor, I'll finally get my visual graphics communication degree. then I can go off and build NUN GAMES.
    UV says:
    WOOT!
    UV says:
    Will there be a stripping nun game?
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    oh yes, lots and lots of nuns. DIRTY nuns. mud wrestling the clergymen.
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    you need to obtain the helm of mother theresa to advance to the super nun mode.
    UV says:
    oooOOooOoOoOoOoOoOOoOOoooOoOoOohhh
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    yes!!!
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    and the sweaty nun action doesn't stop there!
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    you get the boots of the flying nun to aid you in doing stukka dive bombing raids on millitant womens groups.
    UV says:
    HOLOCRAP!
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    plus you get real time cigarette action. JUST LIKE THE REAL NUNS DO!
    UV says:
    This sounds a lot like an SA prank message.
    UV says:
    Do you want my credit card number so I can pre-order the game?
    UV says:
    I'll go get it! This sounds awesome!
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    I know what you're saying here. too good to be true? WELL GUESS AGAIN! this is REAL! the real deal.
    UV says:
    WOWW REALLY?
    UV says:
    CAN YOU SAY THAT IN AN EXCITED TONE!!! SWEEP PRINCESS?
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    1050% NUN ACTION. better than WILL ROCK or Die Hard Nakatomi pizza!
    UV says:
    R there nud pictares of U N it?
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    THESE PRICES ARE BURNING HOLES IN THE ATMOSPHERE. YOU'RE GOING TO DIE PRETTY SOON, SO YOU BETTER BUY THIS GAME, YOU BETTER!!!!!!
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    Oh yes, with the customizeable body kit mod for your nins, you can build ALL NUDE NUNS with laser rifles!
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    nuns and NINS!
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    NIN FANS LOVE IT TOO!
    UV says:
    heh
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    The action only stops when you hang yourself outside of the neighbors house, smeared in blood and feces. this game IS THE LAW.
    UV says:
    OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    HAHAHAHAHAHA KEKEKEKEKEEKEKEKEKEK !!!!11!!!!!!!!! U BUY CHEAP FRUM USS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^________________________^
    UV says:
    gomog
    UV says:
    gg
    UV says:
    i loev knadbndy
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    My kids are going to DIE because these savings and prices are so UNBELIEVEABLY CHEAP!!!!
    UV says:
    n drunking

    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    OMG I M SO DRNUK!
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    YIFF!
    UV says:
    LOOOL
    UV says:
    eww no yiff
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    hehehe ok, I suppose that was crossing the line.
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:

    UV says:
    Uh huh.
    UV says:
    NO NO NO KITTY
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    YIFF YIFFFF!!!!! =^___^=
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:

    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:

    UV says:
    how much does it cost?
    UV says:
    yiffy the snail?
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    Well, my manager is telling me no lower than $500
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    yes, SNAILS LOVE IT TOO with our built in LAG ENGINE!!!
    UV says:
    KILL HIM AND SMEAR HIS BLOOD ALL OVER THIS RESPECTABLE ESATABULSHMENT
    UV says:
    AND SET LOWER PRIECE
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    OMG NO MY MANAGAR IZ GUNNA BE P1SS3D!!!!
    UV says:
    NOTE IF HE DED LOLOLOOOL
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    OK FOR U I SELL FOR 200
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    LOLOLOLOL
    UV says:
    I KIL U 2!11
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    200 DABLOONS
    UV says:
    1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    OMG NOOOO
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    U R MEANIE HEETLER FACE!!!
    UV says:
    no mak fune of m mustash
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    OMG UR LIEK AND IM LIEN OMG NOOO U R NOT TEH AUSCHWITZ
    UV says:
    ur a asswitch
    UV says:
    r wutever u speleled
    I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
    Wouldn't have been kick ASS if there had been taco bells in the concentration camps?
    UV says:
    Haha, then they could have died of diahrrea instead of malnutrition. And bullets.

    So there you have it, kids. Furries are WRONG.

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    2. Danarchy

      Danarchy

      AndrewB said:

      As far as the furry art form: It appears to be much more in tune with the deeper, tender, "real" emotions of the sapien being. Furry is to Animé what Crouching Tiger is to Jackie Chan movie.

      Not that other forms aren't every bit as capable of expressing truer emotions, but the furry artform tends to do it more consistently than the other kinds.

      What are you talking about? Do you even know what you're saying? Does ANYONE know what this man is talking about?

    3. Ultraviolet

      Ultraviolet

      the_Danarchist said:

      Does ANYONE know what this man is talking about?

      ...ever?

    4. Grazza

      Grazza

      DooMBoy said:

      Hey, Cliff Yablonski. I fucking hate you, your mother, and your mother's cat.

      That's not very nice. What's that cat ever done to harm you?

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