Ultraviolet

UV says:
HEY! YOU AREN'T TEH REOL YALONOBOSKII!!1
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
YOU SHITBILGING ASSWINCH
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
I'VE TOLD YOU BEFORE, I'M A GODDAMNED VETERAN
UV says:
Heh.
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
YOU FUCKING RESPECT ME
UV says:
YOUR MOTHER
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
UEAH, YOUR MOTHER EXACTLY. THAT'S WHAT I'LL BE DIGGING UP LATER OUT OF THE OUTHOUSE SO I CAN TONGUE KISS HER CORPSE AND FILL IT FULL OF EXPLOSIVES YOU LITTLE JIZZ SOAKED MAGGOT.
UV says:
hahaha
UV says:
Man, that's sheer brilliance.
UV says:
U FAG
UV says:
So what's new?
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
Well, getting drunk, throwing stuff off of the K-mart building at 1 in the morning, the usual.
UV says:
haha
UV says:
sweet
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:

I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
howsabout you?
UV says:
um... work, school...
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
hmmm fun. where do you work?
UV says:
the college
UV says:
heh, same place I do the school stuff
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
convenient! heh, If only everything could be so central with this stuff.
UV says:
heh
UV says:
I could always work at a foundry and go to college there too.
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
there ya go!
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
see, I have a plan alot like that myself actually
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
I want to be a nun.
UV says:
heh
UV says:
a foundry nun?
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
no, a JEWISH nun
UV says:
ahh...
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
I think that if I can get into the Jewish nundry foundation of cappa delta trogdor, I'll finally get my visual graphics communication degree. then I can go off and build NUN GAMES.
UV says:
WOOT!
UV says:
Will there be a stripping nun game?
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
oh yes, lots and lots of nuns. DIRTY nuns. mud wrestling the clergymen.
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
you need to obtain the helm of mother theresa to advance to the super nun mode.
UV says:
oooOOooOoOoOoOoOoOOoOOoooOoOoOohhh
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
yes!!!
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
and the sweaty nun action doesn't stop there!
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
you get the boots of the flying nun to aid you in doing stukka dive bombing raids on millitant womens groups.
UV says:
HOLOCRAP!
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
plus you get real time cigarette action. JUST LIKE THE REAL NUNS DO!
UV says:
This sounds a lot like an SA prank message.
UV says:
Do you want my credit card number so I can pre-order the game?
UV says:
I'll go get it! This sounds awesome!
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
I know what you're saying here. too good to be true? WELL GUESS AGAIN! this is REAL! the real deal.
UV says:
WOWW REALLY?
UV says:
CAN YOU SAY THAT IN AN EXCITED TONE!!! SWEEP PRINCESS?
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
1050% NUN ACTION. better than WILL ROCK or Die Hard Nakatomi pizza!
UV says:
R there nud pictares of U N it?
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
THESE PRICES ARE BURNING HOLES IN THE ATMOSPHERE. YOU'RE GOING TO DIE PRETTY SOON, SO YOU BETTER BUY THIS GAME, YOU BETTER!!!!!!
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
Oh yes, with the customizeable body kit mod for your nins, you can build ALL NUDE NUNS with laser rifles!
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
nuns and NINS!
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
NIN FANS LOVE IT TOO!
UV says:
heh
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
The action only stops when you hang yourself outside of the neighbors house, smeared in blood and feces. this game IS THE LAW.
UV says:
OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA KEKEKEKEKEEKEKEKEKEK !!!!11!!!!!!!!! U BUY CHEAP FRUM USS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^________________________^
UV says:
gomog
UV says:
gg
UV says:
i loev knadbndy
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
My kids are going to DIE because these savings and prices are so UNBELIEVEABLY CHEAP!!!!
UV says:
n drunking

I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
OMG I M SO DRNUK!
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
YIFF!
UV says:
LOOOL
UV says:
eww no yiff
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
hehehe ok, I suppose that was crossing the line.
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:

UV says:
Uh huh.
UV says:
NO NO NO KITTY
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
YIFF YIFFFF!!!!! =^___^=
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:

I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:

UV says:
how much does it cost?
UV says:
yiffy the snail?
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
Well, my manager is telling me no lower than $500
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
yes, SNAILS LOVE IT TOO with our built in LAG ENGINE!!!
UV says:
KILL HIM AND SMEAR HIS BLOOD ALL OVER THIS RESPECTABLE ESATABULSHMENT
UV says:
AND SET LOWER PRIECE
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
OMG NO MY MANAGAR IZ GUNNA BE P1SS3D!!!!
UV says:
NOTE IF HE DED LOLOLOOOL
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
OK FOR U I SELL FOR 200
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
LOLOLOLOL
UV says:
I KIL U 2!11
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
200 DABLOONS
UV says:
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I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
OMG NOOOO
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
U R MEANIE HEETLER FACE!!!
UV says:
no mak fune of m mustash
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
OMG UR LIEK AND IM LIEN OMG NOOO U R NOT TEH AUSCHWITZ
UV says:
ur a asswitch
UV says:
r wutever u speleled
I AM TEH YABLONSK!!!ONEONEone111 says:
Wouldn't have been kick ASS if there had been taco bells in the concentration camps?
UV says:
Haha, then they could have died of diahrrea instead of malnutrition. And bullets.

So there you have it, kids. Furries are WRONG.