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  1. Well, it looks like I've got to start from square one again on this whole girl thing... We never had the same free time, you see. Every day after work I'd come home and call to see if she was around. She'd be babysitting or in bed so she could wake up early and babysit some more. I'd stay home, make no plans to leave or anything, just to stay and call every hour... Eventually, after two weeks or so, I failed to get my foot in the door because of the aforementioned circumstances and some guy she's known for a while got up his balls to get in with her.

    What makes this even worse is I just watched Bulletproof Monk, expecting a simple movie where there's just a bunch of ass-kicking and maybe a philosophical point or two, but they had to stick the whole romance angle in... so I watched all that while home alone, bones aching from the moisture lately, reminded that winter is coming and I've only got my jacket to keep me warm...

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    2. Danarchy

      Danarchy

      Job said:

      Romance is a zero-sum game.

      Damnit.

      For some reason I read that as "Romance is a zero-wing game."

    3. Ultraviolet

      Ultraviolet

      And sometimes your skill just isn't enough. :'(

    4. zark

      zark

      MOVE ZIG

      YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME HA HA HA HA

      FOR GREAT JUSTICE

      MAIN SCREEN TURN ON

      YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING
      IT'S YOU

      YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION


      HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN

      WHAT
      WE GET SIGNAL

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