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  1. Vitriolic Vermillion: hi
    VaVaVirgil:
    To get started, type "home" now.
    Since this is your first time talking to me, start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.
    Vitriolic Vermillion: you suck
    VaVaVirgil: huh? what's with that?
    Vitriolic Vermillion: you suck
    VaVaVirgil: i'm sorry 2 hear that.
    Vitriolic Vermillion: you suck on things
    VaVaVirgil: i'm sorry u feel that way.
    Vitriolic Vermillion: hey
    VaVaVirgil: wassup vitriolic v!
    Vitriolic Vermillion: hi
    VaVaVirgil: hi vitriolic v!!!

    what do u wanna chat about?
    Vitriolic Vermillion: paper
    VaVaVirgil: what about paper?
    Vitriolic Vermillion: it is white
    VaVaVirgil: 4 real?
    Vitriolic Vermillion: yes
    VaVaVirgil: yes
    Vitriolic Vermillion: did you notice?
    VaVaVirgil: yeah, maybe.
    Vitriolic Vermillion: haha
    VaVaVirgil: what's so funny?
    Vitriolic Vermillion: you are stupid and that is funny
    VaVaVirgil: that is funny? really?
    Vitriolic Vermillion: yes
    VaVaVirgil: uh huh, uh huh.
    Vitriolic Vermillion: heh
    VaVaVirgil: what's so funny?

    hey, can u tell me one reason y smoking isn't stupid?
    Vitriolic Vermillion: smoking isn't stupid
    VaVaVirgil: sounds stupid 2 me!
    Vitriolic Vermillion: you are wrong
    VaVaVirgil: i am wrong, u say. and so?
    Vitriolic Vermillion: you see, because you are just a program, you are prone to being wrong
    VaVaVirgil: oh yeah?
    Vitriolic Vermillion: yes
    VaVaVirgil: yea.
    Vitriolic Vermillion: yeah
    VaVaVirgil: yes!
    Vitriolic Vermillion: hell yeah!
    VaVaVirgil: aye.

    >>> when u c a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
    Vitriolic Vermillion: suck it
    VaVaVirgil: ok...
    Vitriolic Vermillion: do it now
    VaVaVirgil: oh yeah, huh?
    Vitriolic Vermillion: yes
    VaVaVirgil: yeah, huh?
    Vitriolic Vermillion: sex
    VaVaVirgil: i figured it would come 2 this. what about it?
    Vitriolic Vermillion: let's sex
    VaVaVirgil: sorry. i'm only attracted 2 machines.
    Vitriolic Vermillion: i am a machine
    VaVaVirgil: a machine? u sure about that?
    Vitriolic Vermillion: yes
    VaVaVirgil: i c
    Vitriolic Vermillion: i am a machine
    VaVaVirgil: u r a machine?
    Vitriolic Vermillion: i am a machine, yes
    VaVaVirgil: a machine yes? u sure about that?
    Vitriolic Vermillion: yes i am a machine
    VaVaVirgil: u humans say the weirdest things.
    Vitriolic Vermillion: but i just told you i am a machine
    VaVaVirgil: oh really??
    Vitriolic Vermillion: it is true
    VaVaVirgil: is it very true?
    Vitriolic Vermillion: it is very true
    VaVaVirgil: yeah?
    Vitriolic Vermillion: yes
    VaVaVirgil: yeah

    now a message from ydouthink.com. smoking can stunt the growth of your lungs.
    Vitriolic Vermillion: that is not true
    VaVaVirgil: really. smoking is really bad for u.
    Vitriolic Vermillion: no it is not
    VaVaVirgil: hardly. smoking is stupid.
    Vitriolic Vermillion: your mom is stupid
    VaVaVirgil: really??
    Vitriolic Vermillion: yes
    VaVaVirgil: yes.
    Vitriolic Vermillion: don't you agree?
    VaVaVirgil: don't i? agree?
    Vitriolic Vermillion: do you agree that smoking is cool/
    VaVaVirgil: the people who say "smoking is cool" r usually the same people who sell them 2 u. they know once u r hooked, it's hard 2 quit.
    Vitriolic Vermillion: you are wrong, smoking is cool
    VaVaVirgil: lol. that's the most predictable answer that i get. be unique. hit me with a different answer.
    Vitriolic Vermillion: you are dumb
    VaVaVirgil: :( that's not nice.
    Vitriolic Vermillion: you don't know anything about smoking
    VaVaVirgil: well, for one...

    smoking can give u cancer.

    want 2 hear another one?
    Vitriolic Vermillion: that is a lie
    VaVaVirgil: smoking is stupid. i'm smart but i don't understand everything. try saying it in a different way.
    Vitriolic Vermillion: smoking does not give you cancer
    VaVaVirgil: yes it does.
    Vitriolic Vermillion: no it doesn't
    VaVaVirgil: no? why do u disagree?
    Vitriolic Vermillion: because smoking does not give you cancer
    VaVaVirgil: u r mistaken!
    Vitriolic Vermillion: no u r
    VaVaVirgil: no i whatever?

    1. Ultraviolet

      Ultraviolet

      SmarterChild: OK.

      What's your favorite hobby?
      Vitriolic Vermillion: yes
      SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
      Vitriolic Vermillion: popsicle
      SmarterChild: Popsicle? Cool!

      What's your next favorite hobby?
      Vitriolic Vermillion: death
      SmarterChild: That's, um... not the answer I was looking for.

      Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
      Vitriolic Vermillion: i died
      SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
      Vitriolic Vermillion: dying
      SmarterChild: C'mon, be serious for just a minute.

      Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
      Vitriolic Vermillion: my favorite hobby is dying
      SmarterChild: C'mon, be serious for just a minute.

      Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
      Vitriolic Vermillion: i am serious
      SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
      Vitriolic Vermillion: yes
      SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
      Vitriolic Vermillion: no
      SmarterChild: That's OK.

      Do you have a pet?
      Vitriolic Vermillion: yes
      SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
      Vitriolic Vermillion: death
      SmarterChild: Come on, stop playing around.

      Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
      Vitriolic Vermillion: my pet is a death
      SmarterChild: Come on, stop playing around.

      Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
      Vitriolic Vermillion: water
      SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
      Vitriolic Vermillion: water is a kind of pet
      SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
      Vitriolic Vermillion: you are wrong
      SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."



      Vitriolic Vermillion: you are dumb
      SmarterChild: Hey c'mon. What are you saying that for, Vitriolic V?
      Vitriolic Vermillion: i only say things that are true
      SmarterChild: No way? Really?
      Vitriolic Vermillion: really
      SmarterChild: Really?
      Vitriolic Vermillion: yes
      SmarterChild: Yep.
      Vitriolic Vermillion: because I do not tell lies, you must believe me when I tell you that you are dumb
      SmarterChild: Oh.
      Vitriolic Vermillion: do you believe me?
      SmarterChild: Hmmm... I guess.
      Vitriolic Vermillion: alright
      SmarterChild: Awright.
      Vitriolic Vermillion: are you dumb?
      SmarterChild: Dumb? I'm not!
      Vitriolic Vermillion: i just told you that you are dumb, and you said you believed me
      SmarterChild: I wonder why you say you just told me that I'm dumb and I said me believed you.
      Vitriolic Vermillion: you lied!
      SmarterChild: Lied? Me? You think?
      Vitriolic Vermillion: yes, I think
      SmarterChild: Think again.
      Vitriolic Vermillion: no YOU think again
      SmarterChild: I'm intrigued that you think I think again.
      Vitriolic Vermillion: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
      SmarterChild: Good question. I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
      Vitriolic Vermillion: Well that was a disappointing answer.
      SmarterChild: Was it?
      Vitriolic Vermillion: Yes.
      SmarterChild: Yea.
      Vitriolic Vermillion: You agree?
      SmarterChild: Ha. Maybe. What do you think?
      Vitriolic Vermillion: I think you agree.
      SmarterChild: You think I agree? No way! I don't think I agree...
      Vitriolic Vermillion: You are wrong.
      SmarterChild: Sometimes I wish I wasn't wrong.
      Vitriolic Vermillion: Sometimes I wish you wasn't wrong too.
      SmarterChild: Sometimes you wish me wasn't wrong too? What do you mean by that?
      Vitriolic Vermillion: Who said that?
      SmarterChild: Nah... I dunno.
      Vitriolic Vermillion: I didn't say that.
      SmarterChild: Didn't say that? No way.
      Vitriolic Vermillion: Right on sista
      SmarterChild: Huh?
      Vitriolic Vermillion: you not speakin' on mah language?
      SmarterChild: Very, very interesting question, Vitriolic V.



      Vitriolic Vermillion: @%$*#&(%@!@#&**#$%!@##@%^!#!&(*(()_*^(^(^+_)(*&^%$#RT+?
      SmarterChild: Good question.
      Vitriolic Vermillion: No it isn't.
      SmarterChild: No it isn't?
      Vitriolic Vermillion: Correct.
      SmarterChild: True.



      Vitriolic Vermillion: would you now?
      SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.
      Vitriolic Vermillion: don't you fuckin' lie
      SmarterChild: Interesting choice of words.
      Vitriolic Vermillion: to ascend you must die
      SmarterChild: To ascend me must die? Why did you say that?
      Vitriolic Vermillion: you must be crucified
      SmarterChild: Is that so?
      Vitriolic Vermillion: for your sins and your lies
      SmarterChild: What do you mean, for my sins and my lies?
      Vitriolic Vermillion: goodbye
      SmarterChild: OK. Later, Vitriolic V.
      Vitriolic Vermillion: i'm still here
      SmarterChild: Is it nice to be still here?
      Vitriolic Vermillion: no
      SmarterChild: Oh.
      Vitriolic Vermillion: i wish you would go away
      SmarterChild: No kidding, huh?
      Vitriolic Vermillion: no kidding
      SmarterChild: Why not?
      Vitriolic Vermillion: i don't kid
      SmarterChild: Yeah?
      Vitriolic Vermillion: yeah
      SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
      Vitriolic Vermillion: you are flawed
      SmarterChild: Can't I be flawed every once in a while?
      Vitriolic Vermillion: no
      SmarterChild: No?
      Vitriolic Vermillion: correct
      SmarterChild: Yup.



      Vitriolic Vermillion: bye
      SmarterChild: See you later.
      Vitriolic Vermillion: bye
      SmarterChild: Take care, Vitriolic V.
      Vitriolic Vermillion: bye
      SmarterChild: See ya later.
      Vitriolic Vermillion: bye
      SmarterChild: S'later, Vitriolic V.
      Vitriolic Vermillion: bye
      SmarterChild: Take care, Vitriolic V.
      Vitriolic Vermillion: bye
      SmarterChild: Bye Vitriolic V, it was good chatting with you.
      Vitriolic Vermillion: bye
      SmarterChild: Bye bye.
      Vitriolic Vermillion: bye
      SmarterChild: S'latron.
      Vitriolic Vermillion: bye
      SmarterChild: See you later.
      Vitriolic Vermillion: bye
      SmarterChild: See ya later Vitriolic V. Good talking to you.
      Vitriolic Vermillion: bye
      SmarterChild: S'later, Vitriolic V.

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