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  1. OK, this friend of mine, or his brother anyway, you know, takes this girl to a theater on a date sort of thing. She goes to get something or whatever, I don't remember that detail, and while she's gone he cuts a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket and shoves his dick up it. He holds the popcorn there with his dick hiding under the popcorn, and she comes back and she's taking popcorn out and eating it and such until she eventually gets down far enough... and all accounts say she freaked the hell out. Whoa, that is sheer brilliance.

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    2. Ultraviolet


      AndrewB said:

      That doesn't make any sense.

      Way to play dumb.

      You know, an erection CAN be maintained by thought alone without excessive stimulation, people. And then, of course, there's the "OMG SHE'S GONNA TOUCH IT" factor.

    3. rf`


      Ultraviolet said:

      Way to play dumb.

      I can do that easily. What IS a unitarian?

    4. Danarchy


      I am an ex-Unitarian.