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October 8th -- tomorrow from where I sit -- is my birthday.
What to do...
Guess I'll... see some friends... AND THEN STUDY FOR MY FUCKING MIDTERM THE NEXT DAY AT 7:45 AM. Fuck. -
There is nothing more frightening than being about 30 minutes into whacking off before you find out that your little sister stayed home sick from school today. You hear a door opening down the hall...
I got everything put away in time. Barely. -
I need a hot geekchick to ownz0r my bonez0r.
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Ralphis said:
It's not that hard unless you're one of those geeks with huge retarded glasses and you only talk about computers
Or live in a tiny-ass town where it's exceedingly hard to meet people.
I'm this guy. http://www.faceparty.com/uv -
Ultraviolet said:
Or live in a tiny-ass town where it's exceedingly hard to meet people.
I'm this guy. http://www.faceparty.com/uvWell I don't think telling people "my blood only flows to one spot anymore" is a good start if you're looking for women.
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the_Danarchist said:
Well I don't think telling people "my blood only flows to one spot anymore" is a good start if you're looking for women.
That's the line I change every time I want my profile to appear higher in the queue, heh. I was a bit moody when I put that in... *goes to change it*
Besides, I've met plenty of people on that, just none local, haha. FUCK. - Show next comments 6 more
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i lobve u
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UV says: brb
UV says: and I'm back
Scuba Steve says: wow
UV says: I know. I am just too impressive.
Scuba Steve says: hooray for Ultraviolet light
UV says: ...
UV says: because it moves fast
Scuba Steve says: and causes cancer!
UV says: heh
Scuba Steve says: tha cancer of Doomworld
UV says: haha
UV says: I should get that title
UV says: hmm, I'm gonna blog this conversation and see if it happens
Scuba Steve says: At what point do you stop blogging this conversation?
UV says: probably here
Scuba Steve says: so this won't be in it?
UV says: probably not
Scuba Steve says: sweet -
Haha, I heard the most colorful expression last night:
"Go suck a fuck." -
OK, well, guess I don't get to put my money in the bank today because it is more important that my dumbshitassfuck sister drive the car to school today so she can be cool like the other high school students!
This is the same sister I described in my last entry, "Dumbfuck posers." So "punk" and yet "OMG LOLZ IMA DRIVE TO SCHOOL WHEN FREE BUS RIDE OR RIDE IN CAR WITH MOM IS AVAILABLE JUST SO PPLZ WIL LIEK ME!!11" You assfuck, every fucking morning throughout my years in high school I got up at 4 so I could be done in time so that your ass wouldn't have to wait for the bathroom, you inconsiderate teenage prick, and just because you don't want to leave half an hour sooner in the morning, you pull this shit. Get the fuck up earlier and go with mom, asshole.- Show previous comments 14 more
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kain said:
like what kind of bricks? like solid steel slab bricks welded togeather? i mean crap, a car ( the sam car mind you ) hit our 1 foot thinck sunderblock, steel reienforced cement / stuck wall, twice. i think it spun. but aparently it fucked up the wall pretty bad.
These are not cinderblocks. Cinderblocks are typically hollow, so they're more like two 1.5 inch thick blocks spaced apart so they look like they're 1 foot thick. Cinderblocks are weak as it is, even a solid one.
As well, no wall on this house runs long enough without another wall intersecting with it to reinforce it. I believe there is rebar linking the bricks as well. - Show next comments 6 more
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OI OI! My sister is PUNK!
Her backpack says (written with a marker):
"Punks not dead" -- Hell, I don't know about punk, but apparently people don't understand how to use an apostrophe
"Tipper Gore sucks!"
"Ban censorship!"
"Anti Parental Advisory"
In other news, it's a very bad couple of weeks to be a celebrity. They're dropping like flies! I just heard that Serena Williams got murdered.-
Lizardcommando said:
Yeah, hardcore punk people are dumb. There's only a .0001% chance of actually meeting a real punk person nowadays.
But if you go to England or Germany, there's a good chance of meeting "punk-like" people in the streets of the bigger towns/cities.
Hell, last year when I was in Hamburg, they seemed to be everywhere :-P - Show next comments 6 more
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DooMBoy473: It's 2:00 in the morn here
UltraV 000: heh, that r and n without a space made it look like "2:00 in the mom"
DooMBoy473: heh
DooMBoy473: You tardcake :P
UltraV 000: like, 200 cocks in YOUR mom
DooMBoy473: Yes, in YOUR mom
UltraV 000: no YOUR mom
DooMBoy473: No YOUR mom
UltraV 000: no you're a mom
DooMBoy473: No you're a mom
UltraV 000: no you are
DooMBoy473: no you aren't
UltraV 000: I know I'm not. You are.
DooMBoy473: I'm rubber and and you're glue what I say sticks to you
DooMBoy473: No you are
UltraV 000: You're the greatest, smartest person in the world.
DooMBoy473: I'm an asshole
UltraV 000: I've been in the sun a while and all the glue rubberized.
UltraV 000: SO HAH
DooMBoy473: nonsense
UltraV 000: no you are
DooMBoy473: no you are
UltraV 000: no you are
DooMBoy473: no you are
UltraV 000: let's sex
DooMBoy473: go away -
UltraV 000: heh, have you heard the RATM cover of Fuck the Police?
ralphis sfr6: no
ralphis sfr6: do you know why
ralphis sfr6: BECAUSE RATM SUCKS
UltraV 000: heh
UltraV 000: no you suck
UltraV 000: I'd like to see YOU cover Fuck the Police.
ralphis sfr6: I'm too busy covering your mother
UltraV 000: heh
So, there you have it! Ralphis has been challenged to cover "Fuck the Police!" He hasn't accepted, but if you see him tell him to do it! WE WANT A RALPHIS COVER OF "FUCK THE POLICE!" -
(you have to view this post as like, a forum thread instead of a blog post in order to understand)
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<Faint> HEY BARON IS BACK!
<Baron> Greetings from hell Faint
<Faint> Baron! It's been so long, let's sexor!
* Baron has wild and passionate sex with Faint
<DiluteCo> ...
<Faint> Wow, DiluteCo is back too!
<Faint> DiluteCo let's sexor!
<DiluteCo> hah
<Faint> Why isn't the DiluteCo bot working?
<DiluteCo> whoa im just a little bit hetero
<Faint> haha the bot is a homophobe- Show previous comments 2 more
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Speaking of funny Baron quotes:
[01:47] <Russell^> baron likes gay anal sexor
[01:47] * Baron has wild and passionate sex with Russell^
[01:47] <Russell^> ok, I regret saying that
[19:52] <Epyo> you've seen my secret! I'm a bot!
[19:52] <Baron> I haven't seen your damn secret! I'm a bot, now shut up. -
[11:41] * fredrik (nospam@h245n2fls34o865.telia.com) has joined #zdoom
[11:41] <Baron> omg it's fredrik
[11:43] <Nanami> omg it's fredrik
[11:43] <Melfice_Darkmage> heh
[11:43] <SargeBaldy> omg it's baron
[11:43] <SargeBaldy> omg it's nanami
[11:43] <Nanami> omg it's sargebladder
[11:43] <Draconio> haha
[11:43] * zarcyb (~zarcyb@pc-80-195-10-86-ed.blueyonder.co.uk) has joined #zdoom
[11:43] <SargeBaldy> omg it's your mom
[11:43] * Baron kills zarcyb
[11:43] <SargeBaldy> omg she's in my pantz
[11:43] <Melfice_Darkmage> omg it's zarcyb
[11:43] <SargeBaldy> omg it's zarcyb
[11:44] * Nanami kills zarcyb
[11:44] <Melfice_Darkmage> omg omg omg it's everyone!
[11:44] <zarcyb> omg its me
[11:44] <zarcyb> :(
[11:44] <zarcyb> i thought you lubbed me nanami
[11:44] <Nanami> I'm mimicing Baron.
[11:44] <Melfice_Darkmage> :P
[11:44] <Draconio> Baron sexor me
[11:44] <Melfice_Darkmage> why? lol
[11:44] * Baron has wild and passionate sex with Draconio
[11:45] <Nanami> But now would be a good time to stop. - Show next comments 6 more
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I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT RALPHIS' TITLE IS ALL ABOUT. Um, please.
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UltraV 000: Heh.
UltraV 000: I'm listening to the In Flames cover of Everything Counts.
xDanarchy: BLURGURBRURBRGRUR
xDanarchy: GUBRGULEGRUBRGUL?
UltraV 000: Having heard the Depeche Mode and Meat Beat Manifesto ones, this is kinda funny.
xDanarchy: UGHBLGUHBGLMNHG1
UltraV 000: Heh.
UltraV 000: Is this even Dan?
xDanarchy: GGUNB!
UltraV 000: OK, ONE syllable for yes, TWO syllables for no.
UltraV 000: Are you Dan?
xDanarchy: GGHMGG!
UltraV 000: *pulls the tape off of your mouth*
UltraV 000: Speak, boy!
UltraV 000: I can't tell how many syllables that was anyway.
xDanarchy: H
UltraV 000: That's not even one syllable...
xDanarchy: ?
UltraV 000: Is this Dan? !!! for yes, ??? for no.
xDanarchy: ?!?
UltraV 000: bwahaha -
IMP on these forums (AdAmIzEr1337 in this log) spamz0red me!
AdAmIzEr1337: hey you have pic of ur sexy self?
UltraV 000: heh
UltraV 000: i'll cut you bitch
AdAmIzEr1337: for lamedoom2.wad
UltraV 000: there was a lamedoom.wad?
AdAmIzEr1337: yes\
AdAmIzEr1337: hey
AdAmIzEr1337: u got a pic
AdAmIzEr1337: or i put u on wall of fags
AdAmIzEr1337: if u dont got one
AdAmIzEr1337: if u do
UltraV 000: pssh
AdAmIzEr1337: u go on wall of 1337
UltraV 000: put me on either, not like I care
UltraV 000: I'm watching a movie right now
AdAmIzEr1337: ...
UltraV 000: so I'm busy
AdAmIzEr1337: i need a pic
AdAmIzEr1337: u got one or no
AdAmIzEr1337: if dont
AdAmIzEr1337: say so
AdAmIzEr1337: makes my job alot more easier
UltraV 000: I don't
AdAmIzEr1337: well to the wall of fags u go
UltraV 000: heh
AdAmIzEr1337: heh
AdAmIzEr1337: so
AdAmIzEr1337: u will be on wall of fags
AdAmIzEr1337: a shame
AdAmIzEr1337: u were cool 2
AdAmIzEr1337: but
AdAmIzEr1337: anyone who doesnt have pic
AdAmIzEr1337: goes on wall of fags
UltraV 000: 0h gn0
UltraV 000: anything but that
UltraV 000: plz no
AdAmIzEr1337: okay
AdAmIzEr1337: wall of fags u go
AdAmIzEr1337: wit the rest of teh fags
UltraV 000: fags such as?
AdAmIzEr1337: people who dont give me pics
AdAmIzEr1337: are fags
AdAmIzEr1337: so
AdAmIzEr1337: TO TEH WALL OF FAGS U GO
AdAmIzEr1337: thank you come again
UltraV 000: gimme names
UltraV 000: of other people on it
UltraV 000: or a link
AdAmIzEr1337: uh
AdAmIzEr1337: okay
AdAmIzEr1337: Deathz0r
AdAmIzEr1337: lets see
AdAmIzEr1337: meldince
AdAmIzEr1337: uh
AdAmIzEr1337: tai
AdAmIzEr1337: raider
AdAmIzEr1337: nightfagh
AdAmIzEr1337: nightfag
AdAmIzEr1337: hmm
AdAmIzEr1337: alot more other people
AdAmIzEr1337: badfish
UltraV 000: heh, badfish is a fag though
AdAmIzEr1337: yeah i know
AdAmIzEr1337: wall of fags
AdAmIzEr1337: so is raider
AdAmIzEr1337: and nightfang
AdAmIzEr1337: all fags
AdAmIzEr1337: so
AdAmIzEr1337: dont make me put u on wall of fags
UltraV 000: OK
UltraV 000: here's my picture
UltraV 000: I have it online
AdAmIzEr1337: oh no
AdAmIzEr1337: 0h gn0
AdAmIzEr1337: lolol
AdAmIzEr1337: no ur pic isnt goatse
UltraV 000: (Link: **QUESTIONABLE URL TO PICTURE OF PENIS REMOVED**)link right here
AdAmIzEr1337: ah
AdAmIzEr1337: to teh wall of fags u go
UltraV 000: heh
AdAmIzEr1337: u think im that stupid?
AdAmIzEr1337: TO THE WALL OF FAGS GOES ULTRA
AdAmIzEr1337: ur now on fag list
UltraV 000: N000000000000000000000000000000
UltraV 000: don't hurt my reputation ok?
AdAmIzEr1337: oh
AdAmIzEr1337: thats the point
AdAmIzEr1337: if u dont have pic
AdAmIzEr1337: ur reputation is RUEIN
UltraV 000: AGAHAGHGHGGGGGGGGH NOOOOOO
AdAmIzEr1337: wall of fags u go
AdAmIzEr1337: thank u cum again- Show previous comments 2 more
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Fags is only a word that should be censored if it is being associated with seriously harmful intent. Otherwise it is just meaningless collection of sounds. I'll joke with homosexuals/bisexuals I know about "fags" all the time. I'll be all like "Hey, don't do that, it's for fags."
Now I can't remember anymore... does your ISP do that to your "profanity" or do you? - Show next comments 6 more
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UV says:
knock knock
UV says:
*cough* I said knock knock...
Scion says:
oh knock knock
UV says:
KNOCK KNOCK
Scion says:
KNOCK KNOCK BITCH
UV says:
hahaha wtf
UV says:
answer the door already
UV says:
*knock knock*
Scion says:
GO AWAY
Scion says:
we already have a vibrating sheep
UV says:
answer the frikkin' joke already
Scion says:
who is it
UV says:
KNOCK KNOCK
Scion says:
?
UV says:
hey, after I knock, mmkay?
UV says:
let's try this again
Scion says:
WHO IS IT!?!
UV says:
wait
UV says:
starting
UV says:
NOW
UV says:
OK?
UV says:
knock knock...
Scion says:
WHO.....IS.....IT?!?!?!?
UV says:
AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
UV says:
(that was a pirate joke)
Scion says:
AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! who?
UV says:
AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Scion says:
i dont get it
UV says:
the joke isn't funny... this was so I could write this: http://www.doomworld.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=295860#post295860
UV says:
I am mildly amused.
...
UV says:
palabra a su madre
Scion says:
si bruja
UV says:
eh?
UV says:
oops, wrong language
UV says:
what-oh?
Scion says:
yeah bitch
UV says:
heh
UV says:
I'm bored now.
UV says:
let's have that conversation again
UV says:
palabra a su madre
Scion says:
hahahahaha
Scion says:
no quiero esta conversacion
UV says:
eh?
UV says:
wait wrong language
UV says:
what-oh?
Scion says:
heh -
There was a bunch of sand in the toilet, like somebody shat an assload (no pun intended!) of sand right into the bowl and didn't flush.
I suspect a pipe breach. -
I am no longer in Canadia Land!!1
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Away in Canada visiting family.
Access to computer with internet connection for the rest of this evening, possibly, and even less guarantee of access beyond that.
Hello, Doomworld, and possibly goodbye for the rest of the week. I'll be back home by the 6th. -
UV: meh, think Hot Topic would take me?
UV: heh, it would be fun making fun of all the little mallgothkiddies every day
Atropos: go to the mall and get an app
UV: I'd greet people with "word to your mother."
Atropos: lol
UV: and they'd be all like taking me seriously and be like OMG RAP SUXXS U SHULD LISTAN TO MOER PUNK!!!11
UV: then they'd shout OI OI OI a few times at the top of their lungs followed by something "gothy" and I'd get to kick them out for causing a scene
UV: damn, that would be a sweet-ass job-
Ultraviolet said:
UV: meh, think Hot Topic would take me?
UV: heh, it would be fun making fun of all the little mallgothkiddies every day
Atropos: go to the mall and get an app
UV: I'd greet people with "word to your mother."
Atropos: lol
UV: and they'd be all like taking me seriously and be like OMG RAP SUXXS U SHULD LISTAN TO MOER PUNK!!!11
UV: then they'd shout OI OI OI a few times at the top of their lungs followed by something "gothy" and I'd get to kick them out for causing a scene
UV: damn, that would be a sweet-ass job
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It's 1:15 AM on independence day and I should be in bed, but I'm not, obviously. I'm your average teen on summer hiatus from the educational experience, burdened with either too much free time or too much pressure to occupy my free time, resulting in an elastic-response causing me to create more free time for myself. This is a brilliant trap "the gods" have devised.
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THE ANIMALS DO NOT LOVE YOU BACK.