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  1. 25th, in fact. Or a quarter of a century. Or a fortieth of a certain DooM project.

    /me goes off to update his site that's lay un-updated for a quarter of a year :p

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    2. DOOM Anomaly

      DOOM Anomaly

      You're 9 years older than me now. :D

      They let people of your age use the internet?!

    3. Bucket

      Bucket

      People our age made the internet what it is.
      Respeck.

    4. Sporku

      Sporku

      People my age shouldn't be alloud to use the internet. Either that, or stupid people my age (which accounts for 75% of them) should be denied access to computers in general.

      Oh, and happy birthday, too.

  2. Next week (Wednesday in fact), I'm changing from narrowband to broadband (hooray!). Soon I'll be able to do stuff 5x faster, go on the web whenever I want (no phones), and of course visit DW even more often than I do now (and that's often). Who knows, I might even venture into the world of deathmatch, watch this space.

    In other news, I've finished map 19 of SSD (currently working on a cool part of map 20), grabbed a couple of great albums, I'll be visiting my 4th live robot combat event in 7 weeks (don't ask me how, it's just timing and placing) and looking forward to the new footie season, which kicks off tomorrow.

    Anyway, that's it for now.

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    2. Grimm

      Grimm

      Ha, nice. Make sure to grab Skulltag and ZDaemon. I'll be looking for ya. :P

    3. rf`

      rf`

      Just because you can surf it faster doesn't make the internet better.

    4. SYS

      SYS

      Man, I didn't know you were on dial-up, well, at least your not anymore. Prepare to waste even more time in front of the screen =-)

  3. heh

    Pretty cool, I finally get to see the source of the saying. Is that the original dialogue or is it the movie-maker doing voice acting through one of those things that alters voices?

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    2. Grazza

      Grazza

      Here's an animated gif. I think it uses the images from the game. I don't think it's meant to "seem right" though.

    3. Piezo

      Piezo

      I first found that on Newgrounds.com and it had a link to the audio source Laziest Men On Mars. It was a page to supposedly buy their album but now they don't seem to exist. The animation was also supposedly done by bad_CRC. Anybody know what happened to them?

    4. Captain Red

      Captain Red

      A shout out to Futurama for being the only TV show nerdy enough to reference it!

  4. What's the longest it's ever taken you to finally beat a game?


    Mine is 9 years - that's how long it took me to beat Legend, an old but very addictive RPG:

    Early 1994 - first got it with my 386, learned how to play it and was defeated on a puzzle early in the 3rd section out of 10. Spent a while just bouncing around in the outdoor areas (away from dungeons) then dropped it.

    Late 1996 - worked out how to do the puzzle (after mainly letting it rest), so I decided to play it again. Went on what was arguably my most memorable period of gaming, but 3 weeks later was defeated on a puzzle later on in the 9th section out of 10. Tried everything to beat it after then but couldn't, so I dropped it.

    Late 2001 - Worked out how to beat the puzzle in my head (it just came to me suddenly) but thought I no longer had the game.

    Early 2002 - Proved myself wrong by finding it by chance in the attic with all the old shareware stuff (including DooM, heh) so it made a nice 22nd birthday present. Immediately got it running on my P200, and a couple of weeks later (my most memorable period of gaming again, as I'd completely forgotten most of the game) I finally finished it. The ending? One message scroll with a victory message on it...

    And to commemorate the occasion, I recreated that infamous puzzle (albeit with a different, but equally creative solution) and the dungeon area immediately around it in E5M6 of Shadowcaster.

    I also took 6 years to beat Lemmings 2 - after getting stuck on the last Sports level - (first got it in 1994, finished it in 2000 after coming up with a brainwave, commemorated it by adding the victory tune to my Lemmings 2 music cd) but this one was definitely the longest-running saga.

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    2. Danarchy

      Danarchy

      Civilization, I suppose. My dad got it for me in like 91-92 after telling me about this game where you play as a king and make decisions. I was like "OOOh, I want to play that!" and he was like "I dunno, it's pretty advanced", but I insisted and he got it (warezed from a friend, he never bought any games, the cheapskate). Turns out he was right. I sucked royaly at it. For some reason, it took me almost a month just to figure out how to build a unit. Anyway, I played it for years, and finaly got good enough that I could score a space race victory on almost every game. I could not, however, get any military domination victories before the end of the game.

      I finaly did it in what was possibly the last time I played the game, right before i got Civ2, so probably 97-98. So I guess it took me a good 5-6 years to get it. I remember what the victory date was too. 1932 AD, as King Bonham (wtf?) of the Germans. Can't remember the score though.

      I don't beat very many games. 90% of all games I play, I just diddle around with for a week, then when I get back to them I start a new game or something, so I never manage to beat them. I still haven't gotten military victories in Civ2 or Civ3. I havent beaten Diablo 1 or 2 on single player despite the thousands of hours I've put into them (though I did just yesterday get a sorcerer all the way to the 11th dungeon level in Diablo, so perhaps I'm getting there). I've also never beaten Doom2, not even with cheats.

    3. Job

      Job

      Heh. Ever play Populous, Danarchy?

    4. rf`

      rf`

      Dungeons of the Unforgiven has no end.

  5. 24th, in fact.

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    2. Scuba Steve
    3. DOOM Anomaly

      DOOM Anomaly

      Happy Diddle-Doodle Birthday. :D

    4. Danarchy

      Danarchy

      Mancubus II said:

      Lots of march birthdays...

      Yeah, but we're the first. Muahahaha...

  6. It's been a while since I did a blog thread, so here it is.

  7. which is teh best?

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    2. Hustler One

      Hustler One

      I'm definatively going for YOUR MOM! oooohh!!!!! >_> I ownz the blogz on 12/17/03 >_>

    3. Grazza

      Grazza

      Hustler One said:

      I ownz the blogz on 12/17/03 >_>

      No, überspamming != ownz0ring

      Blogs may well be the BS spam forum, but it does serve a purpose, and monging it up by spraying every thread with random crap will still irritate people after a while.

    4. Hustler One

      Hustler One

      Sorry, I'll stop drinking the caffine ¬_¬

  8. Ok, the big one: which is better?

    (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons if anyone's forgotten what they are)

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    2. Ichor

      Ichor

      I don't like that one. Besides, it seems to go way out of sync real quick.

    3. Bloodshedder

      Bloodshedder

      We don't need no stinking badgers!

    4. Scuba Steve

      Scuba Steve

      Calvin and Hobbes.

  9. blog

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    2. lupinx_resurrected

      lupinx_resurrected

      why is the world all so badgerish!

    3. Mr. NobodX
    4. lupinx_resurrected

      lupinx_resurrected

      ??????
      and now for some thing worst than badgers
      plugs that make out and have sex.
      great ~_`

  10. Yep, this is the 7th poll in a row in my blog, so I thought I'd give it a relevant theme.

    1. rf`

      rf`

      You fail it. You forgot the seven seas of Rhye. :P

      Edit: Nevermind; close enough.

    2. Grazza
  11. blog

    1. Grazza

      Grazza

      Blog forum all the way.

      There's generally a "http://www.doomworld.com/vb/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=33" in the address history list. If not, then "New Blog" and click on the link to the Blogs forum.

    2. Planky

      Planky

      If I cant find it in the history list, typically I'll just type in some random username with a tilde in front of it and click the comments link (providing the user has made at least one blog)

  12. Question.

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    2. Fredrik

      Fredrik

      The \__/¯¯¯\__/ curve was to be expected.

    3. Grazza

      Grazza

      Explain this then.

    4. kain

      kain

      i put 10 cus i was once ten.

  13. Here we go again, this time of a more DooMy nature...which poll is best?

    (I thought this up after I posted the other one, so I couldn't change it then. So you get the DooM polls all in a pole of their own)

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    2. Danarchy

      Danarchy

      Gokuma said:

      pol with pot

      It's a holiday in Cambodia and everyone is dressed in black!

      Heh...I like the twitching player because I didn't notice he was still alive until one day I was just standing there on E3M2 and all of the sudden i noticed he was still alive! The horror!

    3. Grazza

      Grazza

      See avatar.

      Coming next: pole poll poll.

    4. Gokuma

      Gokuma

      Slave for soldiers until your head is skewered on a stake

  14. Silly poll time - which pole is best?

    (I say telegraph pole 'cos they carry important stuff, like phone calls)

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    2. Grazza

      Grazza

      It's OK, but it's totally pwned by the Southern Pole of Relative Inaccessibility (82º06’S, 54º58’E).

    3. Planky

      Planky

      All I care about is the pole position

    4. Grazza

      Grazza

      This presumably knocked some poles over too.

  15. We all know them and love (or hate) them, so which do you think is the best?

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    2. Espi

      Espi

      Username said:

      Why does my Wolf feel so bad?

      Doomers are ball shit snakes.

    3. Torn

      Torn

      Impse of couse. These brown sexy creatures from hell, there is just waiting for... oops CENSORED!

    4. pritch

      pritch

      fp came close but the power of heh is eternal

  16. Which symbol is best for 'r' in 13375|>34|<?

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    2. Grazza

      Grazza

      OK, my prediction failed it.

    3. Julian

      Julian

      The last one, of course.

    4. The Ultimate DooMer

      The Ultimate DooMer

      Come to think of it, the third one looks most like an 'r'...

  17. If doing most of map 25 and the finishing touches to map 29 wasn't enough, I now get to do map 24 as well! More hellish-mapping practice for me then... (which is handy, as I'm less than a map away from doing the hellish maps for Super Sonic DooM - which is going to be put on hold again...)

    btw (for those who've forgotten or don't know), Plutonia II is a megawad designed to be a sequel to the best megawad ever (Plutonia), has been in production for 2 years and is nearly complete. It also has a seriously up-to-date site.

    1. Zell

      Zell

      is it going to require a certain port? Like ZDoom, or will be just like the original and run with doom2.exe?

    2. The Ultimate DooMer

      The Ultimate DooMer

      It's vanilla compatible, although some maps might have the odd bug. (and some are pretty big, too)

  18. 'you fail it' is now in teh Urban Dictionary!!

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    2. insertwackynamehere
    3. Draconio

      Draconio

      Kekeke, yeah, I beat you to the punch again. I submitted that soon after Grazza's post mentioning it... yours will probably appear a bit later.

      Edit: Okay, after Grazza's post mentioning it in this thread.

    4. Grazza

      Grazza

      Actually, I first mentioned it about six weeks ago.

  19. On Saturday I saw a car with the registration V752 TUD...

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    2. Scuba Steve

      Scuba Steve

      Ford Taurus? Dink, it's the Immaculate, Crown Victoria LTD.

      I mirrored the image.

    3. Danarchy

      Danarchy

      My dad had a car with 'DNA' on the liscence plate. Whee.

    4. kain

      kain

      i thaught it was a jdm crown vic!!! LOL

  20. Ok, here's a special round of Countdown, where all the letters are those replaced by numbers in the l33tsp3ak alphabet. (for the non-Brits among us, it's a gameshow)

    See what's the longest word you can make out of these:


    L Z E A S T B G O


    /me starts the clock...

    1. Danarchy
    2. Ultraviolet
    3. fraggle

      fraggle

      LATOSAGEZOLABEZOBELOBEBEBEBAGEBOGASASOBETOSABESOTASESOSEZASEZOBOLOBOLETOBESOZOLALAGEBEZOLASOLAZAGAGETOSASETOTETOLABASATEBALASAZASABOSOBEZOGETAGOBOLOBAGOLEBEZOLABOZOLAGOBELAZALOZOZAZALEBELETAGALOBOTOGOLELELOLAGELETASASESOLEGASOLASOLOSOGOLOSEBABOLEGOZEBALOZABAGABOLOBATOZETOLATEBEZOBOGATOTOBASOSAZESOLOSEBASOTAZAZOGABOBOGELEBATETOGALEBEGELOSOZETOGALOSETATASASETELASASABEGEBELOGALAZESEBEGALASAZOBAZOSEGOGOSEGATAGEBAGESETELAZALELATOSATALOBETAZOZETASEZELELAZELEZEGELAGABATOGOSEGOLEBAZAZOTABELEGOLATETALETATELEGOSALOBETATEGETABEZOZOBOTASEBELOZELATATATOBALOLOGETASELEZAZETOSETABOGETAZESOBAZEZOSOTASABELASAGAGABATAGOZAZASALAGESOLOTALETALOZATETELOGETOZEBOTOSEBAZELOTATOGOSATELEGOBOZATOBOGOLATOBASAZOSABOTABOSETESOLOBEZELALOBEBOZETOGEZALELOBAZOSEGATOSOLOLEGESAGOBOGEBOZASOSEZASATABOGALABOZASEZEZOSOBOBOBESAGOTOGATAGALAGABEBEGEGESETAZESATAZOGOLELASOSETOBAZOGOZOLEBEBEBATASAZELOGOGESOZOLOTELOTOTOGOZESALAZEZOGESOZEZOSEZESETAZOZAZABALAGELEZALEBEZOGEGOTEZASAZELELATABAGOLOTASOZEZOLOSASALALOTEGEZOSAGATOZOZATOLOLEZOLALESOZELAGOBEBALEZESOSESELABESATEBETOSOBOSEGOZEBOLEBESELATAGEZEBELOSOSALAZAGOZABABETABESESOGATABESAZOGOZABESELOBABETEZALEBATEBOTOBESELASOTESASABALABOSOZAZOGESOSOLATATASELABAGOGAGEBEZOZASOTELOSOZEZASETETOZAZALASASABEZATABOTEGOSASOBATEBEZESAZATETESOZOBELOGOSETEBOGOSOLOLOTABALOTEZETOTOGESEGOGOZETETESOGASAZEZAZELABESASELAZOTOGATOZOTATOSOTOLOBAZOLASALOLOLALAZOGOZOSOTASALOZETOTEZABOGABEBEGAZEBATELOSESATAGOTESEBOLOSOTELETOTAZEZOGEGOLEGAGAGASASALOSESAGABEZETABELOTEBEBEGABEBETATASAZAZOLOZOZOLABOBOTASALEBETABOZOBOBEBETETOLALETATASAGOTAGELAGAGESASABESESEZAGABETABAGAZOTOBEZALESEZATEBOZEGOBABEZASOZOTAGOGEBABETASEBOGAZAZESOZATEBABOBOLATEGOSOBOZESOBALAZALAGOBALAZATOTABOBOLETOSOZELEBOSATESOZESETALABOLOGAZEGEZOLESELOZOLOZABAZOZAGELOSESATOGETOBEBESETAZOSAZABOGATOZOGAZOLOZASASESOSETAZOBOGOTABOTATOSABOBOGOZOBAGELOSALEGABETOTATALESOGETEZALAGEGEZALASEBAGAGOTABOBELAZOTOSOZELABEBAZOLOLASABEGELOSESAZESEZEBALOSAZABALOSOZEGESEBETALESALALEZESESEBEGOLEZAZETOTEGOTOSAZAZELAGALALETOBOZEBEGOGEZAGASEGEZOLALABABOSASOZAGELATELESEBETETEBEZOLOLASASETASESOTOBATETELELAGEZOSETOZOTOZELOBEGOTEBESOSATELESATEBESABEGETABOTOLOLOBATETEBELAZABOLOSOBAGELABOLATOZESAGEBEZAZASEGABASEGOLOLAZEGASOTEGAZOSOBEBAZAZOLOBAZESOBALEBELEZABOZAGESEGASOTEZOBABESATEBESOZETEGOBATOZEBELEBAZAZOTALAZASOGOTOLEGELEZELABATEBEBAZEBABESOZASEBOZOTOZALELESOGOBOLOBASOTASALETOSEGALALOGOTAGAZELESOLEBEGABABOSOTALOZAGEGOSEGAGOGOGALEZAZALAGELOLETOTOSEZEGETEBOLOZETEBETOBAZOBATOLEGOZAGATEBELESATALABETEBEBOTOLOBOTAZAZOSEZELOGAZESASOLEGETAGATALABEBEBETOTESEGAGEZAZAZOLOTAZEBATEBOLEZALASOBOGATETELEBOBAGOZOZEGOGELASEBEBOTOLETEBAZEBOGAZOGALOGATABALEZOBEBAZOBEBESETATOTOBAGETABOGEZOLOSELEBAGELOZEGAGOSOGETOSOBOGALEGELEGOSOLOLOZOBETAZAZASOLABAZEBESOLESOSOTASABETOZAGOZAGESOTALABETAGETEGETEBEGOBOBEBALABETETOLABEZESOGESETABOTOSOLAZOBOGOLASESOSELOZELOBEGOSATELASEZOBOBATASAGOGETOLABOZOLOLOZOSOTOGOGEBOLESAZETASESOLEGOGABOSATOSEBEZOLEZALABESOSETELEZOGEGEBABOTOGESEBABOTASASEZEBOTASOZALOZATETEGATOSAZETAZABOLOLOSOSEZOZOLAZATALOLEZASEZATATETESOGATAGEBASABATABELELETOZATELOGESOGEGOZOLETEBOBEGETOSETAGETESAGEGOBATAGOZAGOZEGOSATALOZASALASAZOBOGASAGOSOTOBETOGASAZETOBEBALAGASESOGOBEZETATALOSOSABAZAZOZALABALOZALOGOSETOSASOLOLOBESALESOTALESABOTETAGELOTOZEGOGATAZOBOTELOLALOSOLAGOBOTETOZEBOSOLAZABELEGOBASAGEGEGOSOSEGEBASETOGAZESOBAGOZOBOSOGOLOBETATABEGEBATESABOGEGESOBOGEBOBOLASABALAZABAZOSEBASETALOTATATEZEZEBALALEBABATASAGAGALATOSEZOBOSEBAGOZOBAZETELETOTOTELESELELASASOTOBEGESOBELEZATEGALABEZEZELOZOGOLOZOTASEZABEGASAGEGELELAZOZAGABOSELOTEGEZOLOGAZABABOTOSABOTABATEGOLETALETOSAGEBEGETALOLEBETEGALOZELAGOGOTAZASABEGOGASAGETETELOBELOBOGELEZEGOTEGOGOGOLEBEBEBATELATELOSEZALASELATOSEBOBOSOGAGOBEBEZETAZOTEZOTABOBOLOTOLEBOSESETEBALOLABALATEZABEZOBOBAZOLAZOTEGOBOBETESOBAZEZOZABETEZOLOLOTOSOGASESASALATESEGEGOSOLALOBAZEZASOZOZAZASEBEBOGAZAZAGOGEGEGEGELOSATEBABEZALATESOSOTOBASOSOTOSOSAZESAZOTAZEBETOLESETOTEBOSEGOTATABEBETESESABOBABEGOLABEZAZETOTETESOZATEZOSOSESOSOGABABOLABAGESABABAZAGOSEBAGOTELAGABETETOSABOSAZEZASEBALOTOZAZATOTEGOTAZESAZEBAGOTEBOTAZABOBEZAZATEZOTABATAGOGOTEZALOLOTALOLABOSOSOBABOGALOLALOGELASOLETOZAGETOTATOSEGEBOZOGALAZEZAGEBOBOSEBESABALAZAZEBATOZAGOZOGO

  21. ...sdrawkcab eb ot sah daerht siht ni tsop uoy gnihtyreve ,kO

    (nuf fo tib a rof tsuj)

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    2. DOOM Anomaly

      DOOM Anomaly

      P: To win the game you must kill me, John Romero.

      P: .tneconni eht fo doolb eht derps ot uoy dnammoc I reficuL fo nos eht yB

    3. Danarchy

      Danarchy

      DOOM Anomaly said:

      P: .tneconni eht fo doolb eht derps ot uoy dnammoc I reficuL fo nos eht yB

      .denwo eivom tahT

    4. Grazza
  22. Had what could be described as a mini-hurricane this morning, with dark skies, thunder/lightning, wind and rain moving quickly together, flooding my street completely (which is the first time I've ever seen it happen!). And it finished as abruptly as it had begun, now it's all hot and sticky again. (it was even sunny beforehand!)

    British weather pwns all others! (not)

    1. zark

      zark

      Heh. Hottest day in British recorded history today - 37.9 celsius, just above 100 farenheit.

    2. GS-1719

      GS-1719

      zarcyb said:

      Heh. Hottest day in British recorded history today - 37.9 celsius, just above 100 farenheit.

      Not necessarily a good thing.

    3. Grazza

      Grazza

      Here (Bristol) there was thankfully a pleasant breeze today, which make things far more pleasant. It had been getting a bit ridiculous.

      My parents are on a coach tour of Spain at the moment; they just called me, and mentioned that the temperature where they are had peaked at around 47 degrees C today.

  23. Guess what? I'm back. End of entry.

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    2. The Ultimate DooMer

      The Ultimate DooMer

      I'm not sure, really. But I'm sure I (and you) will find out again on Sunday.

    3. Grogglogobofink

      Grogglogobofink

      hope you like the file i just uploaded :D

    4. Grogglogobofink

      Grogglogobofink

      ugh

      Wed Aug 6 06:47:26 EDT 2003 Rejected: mooddoom.txt because Contains modified id Software level(s)
      Wed Aug 6 06:47:26 EDT 2003 Rejected: mooddoom.zip because Contains modified id Software level(s)

      well, you might still get it, now i have to mess around with it.

  24. I now have 2000 posts!!!!

    Yay for me!!!!

    The post can be found here:

    http://www.doomworld.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=283457#post283457

    Edit: I now have 2001 posts!!!!

    Edit: I now have 2002 posts!!!!

    Edit: I now have 2003 p.....oh, forget it.

    1. Epyo

      Epyo

      How'd you pass me? I had like 500 at the same time you did...

    2. Grogglogobofink

      Grogglogobofink

      my sargebaldy account is eternally stuck at 991 posts :/

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